Chapter 56: Chapter 56: We’ve Taken off Our Pants, and You only Show Us This?
"You are now going to bring the seedlings back from the village entrance." The director pointed at a thin old man beside him and said, "This is Uncle Wang. He will lead you the way."
Hearing this, Yu Qinghuan breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that all they had to do was to transport seedlings. Better than he had imagined. Although it took some effort, the program crew did not come up with some lousy idea this time.
They should not be blamed for their being on tenterhooks all the time. The weird director was really too capable of making fun of others with his tricky brains. Those wicked ideas kept popping out of his head.
After only two days in the village, these several glamorous and shining actors all looked dusty.
It was said Wang Chengcheng even went to the director privately to protest, but she only ended up getting repulsed by the tricky director with some tricky excuses.
"My waist hurts." Zhao Qingyuan clutched his fist, hammered a few times on his waist, and with a bitter face, he said to Yu Qinghuan, "I only want to take a bath and have a good sleep right now."
Zhao Qingyuan had always been a night owl. It was only 6 o'clock at that moment. If it were normal days, well, forget about sleeping, his nightlife had just begun! But now, he was forced to change his schedule, which was clearly a tiring shift for him.
"There won't be too many seedlings," Yu Qinghuan tried to cheer him up, "I've checked it. We won't need more than three carts."
Zhao Qingyuan turned his head to look at him in disbelief. "How do you know?"
"We only need a small plot of land to transplant rice seedlings. I asked the villagers about the number of seedlings needed for a mu(a unit of measurement in China, it equals about 667 square meters) of land," Yu Qinghuan pointed to the ox cart and said in a low voice, "So roughly speaking, we need a maximum of three carts. Two hours is enough for transporting, loading and unloading. After all, the village is small."
Zhao Qingyuan was dumbfounded by his words. It took tens of seconds before he responded, "You are a god damn genius!"
"What are you two whispering about there?" The director suddenly turned to look at them and smiled expressively, "Quite a simple task, huh? Don't worry, you haven't finished yet! You also need to drive the ox-cart yourself!"
He squinted, "Give you a chance to experience a new transportation, and you're welcome."
Yu Qinghuan & Zhao Qingyuan, "…"
This job was obviously not suitable for girls. So Yu Qinghuan told Wang Chengcheng and Tong Qin and let them wait while he and Zhao Qingyuan would handle this. Unexpectedly, Wang Chengcheng came up, "Let me try."
She wore light make-up on her face. Although she looked a little exhausted, her temperament and figure were perfect as usual. She was absolutely a goddess just standing there.
Now, the goddess actually volunteered to drive an ox cart! Even the staff of the program all felt it was something against their conscience, not to mention her fans.
Their impression on Wang Chengcheng was consequently getting better. Most young stars tended to put on airs soon after they got a little fame.
But look at Wang Chengcheng! She had a good character, no wonder so many male stars fell for her!
Wang Chengcheng entered the entertainment circle only as a teenager, so she had already understood the rules within. She really knew how to improve the goodwill of others towards herself. Her mincement really made Zhao Qingyuan sick and he couldn't help rolling his eyes. If it hadn't been those cameras, he would have already complained to Yu Qinghuan!
Perhaps it was Wang Chengcheng's bad luck, the normally obedient cattle did not move forward in any way after she sat on its back. It stood still even after the villagers tried all kinds of methods.
Wang Chengcheng had no choice but to jump down from the cart and said regretfully to the camera, "I tried my best." Speaking of which, she reached out her hands and patted the cattle's ass with pretended kindness.
In fact, she disliked all these terribly, in order to maintain her image, she had to grind her teeth and hold on. The cattle only felt a little itch by Wang Chengcheng's slightly pat.
Tong Qin wanted to flatter her, but the original motionless cattle suddenly raised its tail and swept the place where Wang Chengcheng was patting on. Failing to dodge, she was stained with cow dung.
The back of her fiar hand was spotted with 'unidentified objects'.
Looking at Wang Chengcheng's appearance of brimming with vomiting, Zhao Qingyuan could not conceal a snort of laughter. In an instant, he took the cattle as his ally.
Before the director could speak, he already volunteered to rush up and take the initiative to serve as the substitute driver of the cart.
Unfortunately, his ally did not give him any face at all. Like Wang Chengcheng, Zhao Qingyuan returned in low spirits.
That was weird!
The director was confused, it was the most obedient cattle he could ever find in the village, how could this happen?
Although Tong Qin only followed Wang Chengcheng's lead, she was a clever girl. Seeing this, she knew in an instant that her chance was coming. So she hurried up and said, "Let me try!"
As everyone expected, Tong Qin failed to let the cattle take a step forward. Just as uncle Wang intended to lend a hand, Yu Qinghuan suddenly said, "Well, let me have a try."
He grew up in the countryside and had a lot of experience in dealing with cattle. Maybe this would work.
This was really very strange. Before Yu Qinghuan could do anything after grabbing the whip, the cattle took its leg and walked straight ahead, leaving the others jaws dropped.
"Well…How could Qinghuan be so lucky? Even the cow likes him?"
"What a lucky boy! He must have been kissed by God."
The cart cannot carry too many people at a time, so all the others, except Yu Qinghuan and Uncle Wang, followed behind.
Zhao Qingyuan looked around, feeling uncomfortable walking side by side with Wang Chengcheng, then eyeing the opportunity to slip to Tong Qin's side. Tong Qin felt flattered by this sudden movement and almost took homolateral steps.
As Yu Qinghuan expected, the seedlings only filled two and a half carts. No one could let the cattle go forward except Yu Qinghuan, so he occupied the driver's position naturally until all the seedlings were transported.
Fearing that the cattle would tread on the vegetables in the yard, the program crew left Yu Qinghuan to watch it and let the remaining three in to count the seedlings.
"Qinghuan," just as he was going to get a broom and sweep the carts, Wang Chengcheng suddenly came to him with a smile, looked up at him, and said adoringly, "if I may ask, how could you be always so lucky?"
Her eyes were gentle as water, full of affection and temptation under the light.
"I never have such luck, are you like this since childhood? This is really impressive."
She looked at him completely like a girl worshiping her idol with starry eyes.
"Not always," Yu Qinghuan took a step back with a trace and distanced himself from her. The alarm went off in his heart.
At present, there was no one in this small courtyard except the two of them. If they were photographed, there would be a large room for the media to give the rein to their imagination. This woman was not as weak and naive as she looked. He still clearly remembered the scene when Wang Chengcheng warned him on the set last time.
"Qinghuan," Wang Chengcheng seemed not to notice his estrangement. She took two steps forward, standing right on his side and looked him the same way, "Have you ever considered buying lottery?"
"No, it's all coincidences. Coincidence." Yu Qinghuan smiled helplessly and looked over to into the room. "Chengcheng, please watch the cattle for me and I'll see if they have finished counting."
After finishing his words, Yu Qinghuan nodded at her and turned to leave.
As soon as he left, the smile on Wang Chengcheng's face disappeared. She took a glance at the corner and said coldly, "Did you take the photos?"
"Sure," Her assistant walked out of the corner with his cell phone and held up the screen carefully. "but… it's too dark, the photo maybe a little unclear."
Wang Chengcheng frowned and wanted to scold him, but she suddenly remembered something and curled up her lip, "Good, it would look more real."
She thought for a moment, then added, "Let Liu stand outside my door tonight and take another photo, then we could send them to the media together."
Liu was another male assistant of her, similar in shape to Yu Qinghuan.
Wang Chengcheng had been setting up an image of "heartthrob" for years. Afraid that the netizens would have aesthetic fatigue, this time she planned to surge another hot gossip.
They stayed in the countryside these days, wearing unified labor suits sent by the program team. If Liu put on the same suit and deliberately stay away from the lens, no one could refute it as long as the media said that the person in the photo was Yu Qinghuan.
With the title "Fail to please his dream lover, the little fresh meat got drunk and knocked on her door" and the blur photos, Yu Qinghuan could not escape his fate as a scapegoat.
Wang Chengcheng had made a comprehensive plan. If Zhao Qingyuan came to mess up her trap and stood up to prove Yu Qinghuan's innocence, she would buy the media to lead the public opinion and hype Zhao Qingyuan's lying for his friend.
When filming The Line of Life and Death, she had already held unpleasantness in her heart toward Yu Qinghuan.
In the first scene of the movie, she, a high-profile A-list actress, was upstaged by a young newcomer. How could she bear it?
The reason why she didn't make actions before was that Yu Qinghuan, the little unknown newcomer, was not worth it. Even if she set a trap on him, it was helping him get more fame.
But now he got a little famous, what a suitable stepping stone for her!
Yu Qinghuan completely had no idea that someone was setting a trap behind on him. After carrying all the seedlings, he and Zhao Qingyuan came back holding each other's waist. As soon as they were about to take a bath and go to be, Uncle Wang stopped them.
The aged man, who always held a darkened face during the program recording, was now staring at Yu Qinghuan with burning eyes until Yu Qinghuan felt as if there were pins and needles all over his body. But then, he dragged Yu Qinghuan forward and said, "I love lucky kids as pleasing to the eye! Come and play mahjong with me!"
There was a small shop in the village. Every night after finishing their farm work, most men would take some small gambles there.
"Uncle Wang," Yu Qinghuan said with embarrassment, "I want to go back to sleep, it's a tired day for me."
"Sleeping so early? Come on! Don't be so dispirited at such a young age!" Uncle Wang kept on walking and glared back at him, "I'm gonna take you to have some fun!"
Yu Qinghuan, "…" Does the man think that he has never played mahjong before?
The man was so enthusiastic that Yu Qinghuan could not bear to refuse, so he could only let Zhao Qingyuan go back first.
However, after arriving, Uncle Wang didn't let him join the game, he only put a small bench near the table to let Yu Qinghuan sit beside and act as …his mascot!
Yu Qinghuan, "…"
Yu Qinghuan didn't like playing mahjong so much. He watched their game carefully for the first few minutes. Then he simply took out his mobile phone and began to recite the actor's lines of How to Love You imported into his phone until there was a roar loud enough to break the ceiling.
"After playing mahjong for so many years, I finally have won money for once. Hahahaha…"
Uncle Wang's face turned red with excitement. He clapped Yu Qinghuan vigorously on the shoulder and his spittle flew everywhere. "Sure enough, you are a lucky boy."
At first, his mahjong friends were still immersed in the shock of an eternal loser's winning. When they heard what he said, they were silent for a moment, then…
"Come on, young man! Sit next to me! I'll give you half of the money I win!"
"Wu Laosan, you shut up! I brought Qinghuan here!"
"Well, lucky boy, come here, sit next to your uncle, I heard you are an actor. I am going to support your movies and make you more famous. What do you say?"
The lucky boy Yu Qinghuan, "…"
At first, he intended to leave after Uncle Wang had played a few rounds. After all, the aged man helped them a lot in transporting seedlings. But now he could not leave even if he wanted. Finally, he fell asleep on the single bed in the small shop!
Having tasted the sweetness of winning money, Uncle Wang went to find Yu Qinghuan every night after the filming was over. He even took his wife's newly-made quilt to the small shop for Yu Qinghuan to sleep tight.
Yu Qinghuan failed to resist his persuasion, plus the attraction of the beautiful and adorable three-color kitty in the small shop. As a cat addict, every time, he just compromised.
So, in the following two days, his bedroom was moved to the small shop.
Afraid of the director's disapproval, Yu Qinghuan purposely avoided everyone when he left at night and also forbid Zhao Qingyuan to tell others.
Until the filming was finished and everyone boarded the plane, no one but Zhao Qingyuan knew that Yu Qinghuan not only was regarded as a mascot but also slept in the small shop for several days with a cat.
Just as their plane had taken off, the online gossips about Wang Chengcheng and Yu Qinghuan appeared like bamboo shoots after a spring rain like it had already been elaborately plotted.
As early as the first day of their shooting, the official blog of Young People Want High had announced the guest list for this issue, and also released some attractive fragments, so netizens all knew that Wang Chengcheng and Yu Qinghuan were staying together these days.
The vast majority of netizens were keen on star gossip, coupled with the media's wanton publicity. Soon, the news that Yu Qinghuan had a crush on Wang Chengcheng unilaterally made headlines on all major websites.
Wang Chengcheng's fans were smug and at the same time, kept scolding Yu Qinghuan.
[Our goddess is so perfect that no man could resist! But Yu Qinghuan is to crave for what he is not worthy of!]"
[ Fortunately, our Qinqin and Chengcheng are in the same room, otherwise, I can't image what disgusting things Yu Qinghuan could do. ]
[ Geez, he holds an image of an upright gentleman. How could he do such nasty things! ]
Of course, the fans of Yu Qinghuan also launched a counterattack not to be outdone.
[ What the hell? That crazy woman Wang Chengcheng must have bought over the media! That man is definitely not out Qinghuan! ]
[ Seriously. I absolutely believe that our little koi would never harass that Wang Chengcheng. Qinghuan is so gentle that even if he really likes someone, he would not be like this. ]
[ Do Wang Chengcheng's fans grow two holes? If that person is Qinghuan, I will poke my eyes." ]
Fans of the two sides had a bitter quarrel, which made things a little out of control.
Paparazzi were all eager to get the latest news. But at this time, the both parties were all on the plane and could not be reached. They could only wait at the airport, hoping to get the first chance to interview them.
Compared with the anxiety of their peers, paparazzi from Haicheng TV were extremely happy. This happened in their own land, and even if their village was a bit off the mark, it would not take them long to get there.
Gossips had quick legs in the village, especially such pink news. The villagers must all know more or less about this!
When paparazzi drove into the village expectantly, they happened to meet some men who were about to go to the shop to play mahjong.
They quickly got off the car and took out their microphones to greet them. "Excuse me, do you know Yu Qinghuan?"
Since the filming group had stayed in the village for several days, the villagers had gotten accustomed to cameras at the moment.
Hearing the paparazzi's asking, these men looked at each other and immediately gave a tacit smile, "Yes, of course."
Who could forget that lucky boy!
Paparazzi were good at observing. When they saw the expressions of the villagers, they immediately got excited! These people must know some juicy news!
In order to attract netizens, one of the daring paparazzi opened the live broadcast directly and rushed to the front, asking eagerly, "Do you know about Yu Qinghuan knocking on the door of the female star of the same group the night before yesterday?"
"What? Knocking on the door?" These men looked at each other and said in unison, "Of course not!"
Those paparazzi were shaking with bigger excitement!
Jesus! Was there more exciting things than that? Maybe PG 18???
Give you all the microphones! Tell us the truth!
Just as they were going to guide the villagers to say something indecent, a man uttered, "Don't talk nonsense! Qinghuan has never knocked at someone else's door! He slept in the small shop these days, playing mahjong with us all night."
The rest men sighed at the thought of Qinghuan's good luck, "Ah, that's really a lucky young man. Whoever sits next to him wins!"
Paparazzi were all dumbfounded.
We've taken off our pants, and you only show us this???!!!(This is some kind of network buzzwords, some kind of exaggerating way. Like I have been all prepared for some explosive news, it turns out to be some tiny thing. Or in a humorous way, when a girl is going to sleep with his boyfriend for the very first night, she is picturing her boyfriend's thing to be like a cucumber. But when her boyfriend takes off his pants, it turns out to be a pencil. Oh my, as a guy, I am blushing when I am trying to explain it this way. Sorry, to whoever is reading this. Only hope you can enjoy reading it.)
They could understand a fresh meat with raging hormones knocking on the door of a female star at night, but the truth that the guy actually played mahjong with these sloppy uncles was totally beyond their imagination!
What kind of exotic hobby did he have?
The audiences in front of the screen were also stunned. The bullet screen that kept rolling was eerily still for a minute, and then they were all replaced by:
[Hahahaha…Hahaha…]
[Face slap! Piapiapia! Hahahaha…Hahaha…]
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