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You literally replied to the argument, after realizing how moronic your being, by accusing me of cherry picking and then brought up something that has nothing to do with this as your "explanation". You want me take someone like you seriously? F ooo clown...
ch 24 24- Daphne is a good friend
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
Before your MC starts summoning demons might wanna do so research first. Because you just kinda confirmed the existence of the soul and MC literally has no idea what "dark" magic means or does to you. Would be really funny if your MC who literally knows nothing about the subject would end up a noseless hairless thing as a result of being a moron...
It's ridiculous if you ask me, labelling magic as light or dark. Their whole system is flawed, a hammer is a tool but it can be used to kill a man, the same can be done with magic it's the intent behind its use.
HP: In The Magical World As An Extra
Book&Literature · Yggdrasil_loki
Yeah... Right... Here I do you one better. Why are you mentally challenged? What's up with you huh?
ch 24 24- Daphne is a good friend
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
You serious right now? We are talking about food. Yes. 11th and 17th centuries are very similar food wise. Also what exotic F food are you talking about? Apart from the deserts where is this exotic food exactly? The lived in a castle. They had servants no doubt and people who wanted to benefit from their knowledge. Not only that they would have had barely a fraction of students making it perfectly viable to feed them better stuff. Hes been paying his S with actual jewels. You think gold/jewels very more abundant back then than now with actual F strip mines? Hes literally acting like some unwashed slave child while making the most inane claims imaginable. First the torches, which btw burn something like 10 minutes, and now this. Seriously keep going about this BS. And still ignoring they have magic as if that doesn't change anything...
ch 24 24- Daphne is a good friend
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
Skills that were utterly worthless when it actually mattered and he had a panic attack. The guy with anger management issues had a panic attack...
Setting off at a brisk, yet unhurried pace, Harry Potter wove his way between the throng of marching people with ease. Like always his movements were made with a grace that was the combined gift granted to him through his eidetic memory and martial arts training. As he moved, his left hand came up, fingers brushing up against the red cloth now hiding the scar on his forehead. Now that he knew how famous he was, and what the consequences would be if anyone were to discover his identity, he'd conjured a bandana to hide his most prominent feature. His scar. It wasn't much of a disguise, he was willing to admit, but it seemed to be working, and that was all that mattered.
Harry Potter: Magical Memories
Movies · Miguelho
So to summarize what happened after he entered Hogwarts. He quit his magical studies because he doesn't like to read. His entire personality suddenly changed from an adult inside a child's body to an actual 11 year old. This all while he keeps interfering with the plot while learning zero combat spells AND already having been a target of an attack... And the rest is childish drama with focus on random OCs who no one cares about. The MC has literally become a meaningless extra in his own story. Even his friends are completely ignored while he just does nothing except think how to involve himself to the canon mess while completely ignoring the fact that his canon knowledge is worthless while being spit on by everyone. This is the guy who saved a monster after witnesses several people die because he wanted to now acting as a dog for the plot with no goals of his own. And even worse with how much time is wasted on these people that have now completely replaced MC I can already he will somehow become a part of their club. An actual adult somehow buts aside all of his ambitions and forgets his goals so he can pretend like he fits in with a bunch of children trying to commit self delete...
ch 34 Chapter 34
Harry Potter: Heir of Darkness
Book&Literature · SlyOW
Why is your Harry such a weak willed B? Somehow he grows a spine and then immediately devolves into this crying child who needs to have his hand held by everyone? Not once has even tried to fight back against the literal source of everything that is wrong with his life. A full soul is getting schooled by an incomplete accidental fragment and he isn't even trying to fight back but just keeps running away like a little B. And this is someone who fought against the fragment and main Voldemort trying to posses him through it and won.....
ch 26 Chapter 26
Harry Potter :Magic injuries
Movies · FDRowling777
Stupid F... The whole background of the wizarding world is being stuck in the 1700s. They eat literally the same stuff as people back in his era would have except that since hes a wizard he could have acquired spices from across Europe and Asia...
ch 24 24- Daphne is a good friend
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
Are you somehow mentally handicapped? You can literally find out how full of S you are with a 10 second Google search. Also you might wanna read it again because clearly you somehow missed the part where he talking about the food not deserts. Even our world had proper food at that era and somehow him who lives in a magical world didn't? Just how stupid are you?
ch 24 24- Daphne is a good friend
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
First of try finding a actual historical example of what they ate back then and secondly you do get this is a world of magic right? Like actual magic that lets you travel around the world in mere hours?
ch 24 24- Daphne is a good friend
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
This is a fanfic so the backstory will always be the canon version unless otherwise specified. I saw no explanation why children of his era were bigger so what the F was I supposed to do? Perform a ritual of divination to discover what it meant? Why the F should I invent a backstory for your story when you didn't bother to write one yourself? Oh and none of this changes the fact that THE Slytherin is acting like some unwashed peasant getting awed by literally nothing....
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Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
Why is he acting like some illiterate peasant living in a pig sty for F sake? Even the more well of peasants would eat like that during celebrations. What is this seriously? Did the author mistake medieval Europe to China where everyone just starved to death?
ch 24 24- Daphne is a good friend
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
I'm confused. Why would Hermione of all people have an issue with this? Or did we just forget that modern medicine exist in that world?
ch 87 ch 87 When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do!
Can I be a tamer in HP wizardry world? -Fanfic-
Urban · Fool_Personified
??? Seriously where the F is this trivia coming from? Modern children from well off countries are easily twice the size compared to medieval peasants for obvious reasons...
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Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
As if the 4 most powerful magicals in an era where dragons still hunted humans would be sort of money. They were literally the equivalent of F nobles and you keep talking about them like the Weasleys are the same...
The financial situation of the school is really good. It is so good that the founders could not even imagine it. In their time, only the four of them used gold tableware, ordinary professors used silver plates, and students all used copper plates. As wealthy as Slytherin was, he never thought that one day nearly a thousand teachers and students at Hogwarts would be able to eat with gold tableware!
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
...seriously? Oh yeah those torches and candles are expensive. Shame they have literally no other means to light things than what muggle peasants would use...
If you don't know how expensive the firewood and oil were at that time ...these little guys have no idea how much fuel so many torches would burn in one night!
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
He has literally zero understanding of the value of things and now suddenly money is important?
If money wasn't important and anything could be done through magic then right now, the Weasleys would not have to think about electricity, food, and clothing and Minister Fudge would not act like a dog in front of money.
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI
...nunchucks seriously? Why would anyone waste time training this useless Hollywood BS to begin with?
While the nunchucks were the weapons that I had been learning to use for the shortest of my current three weapon proficiencies. They were, by far, my favorite weapon to use, with the Bo staff taking a close second. My teacher said I was a natural with both but I preferred the speed of attack that nunchucks allowed, if I wanted range that's when I preferred the Bo staff for its longer reach and sweeping motions.
Ultimate Pokémon Trainer System: Book 1: Harry Potter
Book&Literature · PsyChotiX556
Oh and about your BS cherry picking claim did you read the novel or just randomly started spouting BS? There were no deserts on the table when he started talking about how rich the school is and he already ate modern food before................without ever commenting how amazing and varied it was...
ch 24 24- Daphne is a good friend
Return of Salazar Slytherin
Book&Literature · HornyFBI