Deer Antler? If its for that, then this should be tiger peepee and dear peepee. The antler is for reducing body heat.
He made love to her and supplemented his diet with things like tiger penis and deer antler, eating them as if they were meals.
Urban · DaoistpjUWEL
Yes I been skipping this novel for so long just cause of the title and synopsis, but decided to give it a try today 😅
The lights went out, and Alexander gently undressed Jessica from her wedding dress.
Urban · DaoistpjUWEL
More like Lust
The theme of today's wedding was "Love in the Sunset," so the entire villa inside and out was decorated in gold.
Urban · DaoistpjUWEL
Considering this is set in Murica, somehow there is something wrong in this sentence 😂
After Alexander dies, you will still be a virgin. Isn't it good to then marry the man you love?" Mrs. Smith said with a smile, her eyes full of shrewd calculation.
Urban · DaoistpjUWEL
Noice meme
Yang Hao couldn't help but imagine the meme-face of an old foreign man in his mind.
Urban · Grapefruit is too lousy
Its hot as well for forge
After looking at its characteristics, he immediately chose an empty spot on the left side of the Lord's hut to start constructing.
Games · Angry Piranha
Jesus Chri.....
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Eastern · Let me laugh
Sounds like enchilada
"Here are the replies from the Earl and Baron, and also the ten Naldas exchanged for the Fierce Earth Dog pelts."
Fantasy · Bai Yuhan
Bro needs to be given oscar for this cringe
The two kneel on the floor for what feels like hours before they calm themselves down sufficiently to have a normal conversation.
Book&Literature · Undeadwizard7
Ka Ni Na
The geographical location of Fresh Flower Town is at the northeast corner of Coral Island and the area is not small. However, how large it specifically is, Li Si Te (Liszt) was clueless. As a remote small town on Coral Island, it was only simply divided to the northeast side of Thorn Ridge, without any marked boundaries.
Fantasy · Bai Yuhan
Wasnt Xiong translated to Bear?
But it seemed that he, Xiong Qi the black-striped tiger, had no other choice.
Eastern · Centenary Cattle
Muggle version : Everyone got a plan until they got punched in the face.Wizard version : Everyone got a plan until they got AK in the face
'Tomorrow, my magical journey begins. I am already strong enough that nothing can harm me. I will just sit back, relax, and show off my magic and money. I will keep POD hidden, as it is my ace in the hole. I will be badass, win some wizarding tournaments, get some girls, and live the life I always dreamed of.' Agustus plans his future in his head.
Book&Literature · Agwinz
That is a cue to go for other studio.
"We sell tickets to our productions but the gates don't even cover the cost. This studio is funded by wealthy donors who have long supported this academy. Sons and daughters of the wealthy patrons can pay for private instruction in preparing their heirs for events like your Yule Ball."
Book&Literature · AlexanderBlackfyre
Barbarian Light Cavalry
A hundred thousand soldiers expecting to defeat the Barbarian Tribe's three hundred thousand heavy cavalry?
Eastern · Summer fades into autumn.
Almost mistaken it as weasly LOL
The groom, a weasel.
Eastern · Cabbage?
Lu Renbin think he is the oriole. Only problem is the cicada is actually a falcon.
However, to be cautious, Lu Renbin decided to lie in wait, playing the mantis stalking the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind.
Eastern · Ride the wind while it's weak
Thats why buy Made in China bro
Never trust a parachute that says Made in Vietnam. I've always had the feeling that they still hate Americans for that war. Well, that feeling was accurate. And returned. I needed to tell people. The people have a right to know!
Anime & Comics · Shivam_031
Yanks in Jail should be normal then?
But that wasn't to say Harry was opposed to other ideas. There was more to the world than Hogwarts caste, after all, and as nice as it was he had no interest in making Hogwarts Two. Sure, there were books and photographs of muggle architecture he could look at, on top of actually visiting several English castles, but Harry was curious about how other magical castles looked like. He had even heard that the Americans had one at one of their schools- Illverymorny?- which just seemed a little odd to Harry. The Yanks, in castles? Damned strange.
Anime & Comics · Shivam_031
Be more specific Author. I dont want to read later that the changes are D appearing on her.
Previously, when he made love to Jessica, Alexander would always practice the dual cultivation method of "Supreme Yin-Yang". This process not only enhances his own qualities, but also subtly changes Jessica's body.
I'm 90 years old and the system tells me it's time to create harem
Urban · DaoistpjUWEL