No, don't. You aren't prepared to fight a little boar (not hogzilla even), why face zombies?
But before heading back to Donghua and doing damage control with his husbands, Xu Feng wanted to retrieve Xu Zeng's hidden crystal nuclei stash outside of the compound walls and do some cultivating.
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Yin and Yang.
For now, Xu Zeng seemed the best fit for this zombie world with his attack abilities. It was crazy that they both had wood abilities, but their functions were so wildly different.
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He was supposed to be living a nice peaceful farming life with a rich young master. Living off the land, eating good food, occasionally getting dicked down.
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Well, that wait wasn't too long.
He glanced down at his finger, the very finger where his ring should have been, and a sense of relief washed over him as the ring materialized itself slowly.
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So predicted this... but I am a writer looking for story flags begging to get triggered. Still waiting for the missing ring to play its part...
But as quickly as his smile had appeared, it faltered. His mind couldn't escape the ever present reminder of their predicament. Swapping bodies with his "younger" brother, Xu Zeng residing in the body with his husbands while he was thrust into an apocalyptic world—it was like a cliche story that no one could have predicted.
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They need to upgrade to a Rolls or Bugatti.
Oral in a carriage was not a good idea, even if it was the BMW or Merced*s B*nz of the ancient world…
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Still with all this fox stuff...
Without a doubt, Xu Feng knew now that he wasn't just an ordinary immortal fox. The silver fox was already of special and rare bloodline, but he and his brother, should be really special.
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Yep, knew it. Adopted flags for the win!
But Xu Zeng didn't leave him hanging. The tech genius continued speaking as if it were the most natural thing in the world. "Dad, I mean our caretaker, said you would likely be fine if you survived the transportation. And you did. You made it to the other world and lived long enough for us to awaken our inheritance."
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Don't park electric vehicles inside. If their battery cases crack, they will eventually ignite. It takes tens of thousands of gallons of water to control the heat given off by these fires.
His gaze shifted to a collection of equipment for harnessing wind and water power, alongside generators—both electric and gas powered—and two small electric cars. The sheer volume and variety of items within the storage building left him momentarily stunned.
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Did tumbleweed just roll by?
The fiery gaze seemed to shoot daggers at Xu Feng, who was prepared to confront him head on to protect his companions and put an end to the overconfident behavior of the pampered gers.
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Next to them he looks like a proper dainty ger. It is all about perspective.
These were men of extraordinary height—putting Xu Feng's 'tall and manly frame' to shame, towering above their peers like ancient trees reaching for the sky.
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Not so smart. Always take different routes.
In a certain prestigious tea house across the street from their carriage, a ger sat with a disfigured face, as he watched the seemingly familiar carriage pass by for the third time.
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ADHD brain, for reals!
Xu Feng's fantasy spun into an absurd, dramatic climax.
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There were dried mushrooms in the kitchen stuff he confiscated from Steward...
A smile touched his lips at the idea of infusing variety into the next winter's meals, introducing the delicate flavors of mushrooms to the Nanshan estate's dining table. Would Xuan Yang like mushrooms? He seemed to like umami flavors.
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So who were his birth parents? Why was he given up for adoption, or was he a foundling?
He wasn't sure if he wanted to go back to his original body though. An apocalypse was a lot of work, and he wasn't in the mental state to deal with constantly being on alert. He wandered where his adoptive parents were, with his grandma maybe? Would he get to join them as an outsider?
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Everyone say it with me... D R A G O N!
But of course, when things are going well, a certain ger always had to ruin the mood. Xuan Yang didn't understand how Xu Feng could be a fox, the fox clan were often sly, the ger only inherited their seductive nature. Xu Feng was lazier and more dramatic, like a feline.
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On par with a high school lockeroom.
"He's a married ger!" called out one of the junior proctors, prompting reactions from both married and unmarried gers. Some angled themselves to catch a better view, while others covered their eyes, creating a mix of amusement and embarrassment.
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A good skin care routine is way more important. Sunscreen, moisturizer, and drink plenty of water.
In fact, he had given away any such supplies that were part of his dowry to the two chatterboxes, Si and San. The only items he retained were creams and oils for skincare but nothing for personal adornment.
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Glad he didn't take up with the Steward as his role model.
His confidence had grown in the past few weeks, and he had been spending his free time learning from Jie and Bo, Xuan Yang's two trusted servants from the capital. Their presence inspired Erlang to strive to become a better servant for Xu Feng's sake.
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Agreed. I think Feng is the yin to Zeng's more masculine yang.
He had been eating lightly to conserve Xu Zeng's food supplies, and his stomach seemed to be a bit fragile since before he transmigrated back to this world—could a stomach flu follow someone from body to body? World to world?
The Ger's Contract Marriage [BL]
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