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PORN STAR
4.5
So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystalized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulations for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m the Goddess of Porn. Hehe. -
Reincarnated: Goblin Slayer
4.6
Logan a top tier assassin in the Planet Earth dies in the most unexpected way. He is reborn in the world of Goblin Slayer as the brother of Goblin Slayer. His destiny will change forever. Support: https://www.patreon.com/ghostybones [Tags]: R-18, Harem, System, RPG, Kingdom Building, Gore -
My Second Life is a Heroic Power Fantasy
4.7
"Hey, great news, kid... you're dead!" With these words, Jack Eames, unrepentant slacker, found himself staring down God, and was offered a choice- An eternal life of never-ending bliss and relaxation, OR the chance to start over as a powerful hero, fighting to defeat monsters, rescue maidens, and save this new world from another player - a villain who has been given the exact same advantages he has. ...And a couple weeks head start. The ultimate prize? The winner of the contest gets to become God of this new fantasy world, and reshape it however they can possibly imagine! The downside? Whichever one of them loses ceases to exist! For Jack, a clueless, fantasy-obsessed shut-in, picking option number two wasn't hard. Learning that being a hero takes much more than pressing buttons on a controller, and that a real fantasy world is far more dangerous than the ones in stories he loves.... well, that's something else entirely! -
STAR WARS REBORN
4.3
Tags: +18, Mature, Action, Harem, Fantasy, Kingdom Building, Romantic Subplot, Strong MC, Timeline Divergence, Transmigration, Reincarnation, Gore, Brutality, Villain MC/Anti-Hero -FAN-FICTION- An edgy power-hungry guy dies and reincarnates in the STAR WARS universe. See his story of attempting to conquer the galaxy and following his own Sith way. Expect 1k+ words per chapter. 3 to 7 chapter per week. Planning to finish the story around 100 chapters more or less. It is my first ever fanfic please give me feedback and suggestions. English is my second language. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. Note: I do not own Star Wars. It Belongs to The Walt Disney Company. This story is not written for commercial gain. I make no money from it. -
A Cheat's Survival Journal
4.4
A bored high school student who died on his way home after graduating. He was an orphan and lived alone during his high school life. During his free time he was always watching zombie movies and tv series in the dark. It was one of his few things of entertainment along with light novels. In school he was well known for causing mayhem due to the reason of being bored. Eventually that also became boring, he wanted something new and different to end his boredom. After death he was one of the few lucky souls to have the chance to have 3 wishes granted along with a system. The Walking Dead Fan-fiction. -
In Resident Evil, but it's slightly different...?
4.5
A young man gets reborn into the Resident Evil games before the Racoon City Incident, but gets a couple benefits Well.. More than a couple.. ~~~ Fanfiction I'm writing along side my other novel - Yet another Naruto fic, but it's different? - so updates will be slower ~~~ ~~~ System fic, and slightly OP protag ~~~ **Cover is not mine, of course :>** -
Game in Middle Earth
4.5
What would you do if they asked you to play the game of the gods? This is the story of a young man who had nothing better to do after dying than to fulfill the request of an elder. ----------------------------------------------- Novel inspired by 'The World Online', but in the world of 'Lord of the Rings'. It's the first time I write something like that and my mother language is Spanish. If I have mistakes forgive me I will try to learn from them. I hope you are not very cruel to me. I will upload the episodes as you write them. Do not pressure me too much. ------------------------------------------------ If you want to support me in Patreon, I leave my link: https://www.patreon.com/sagerwisker I'm not greedy and I know it's hard to donate something, but all you can give me is help for me. Thank you so much! -
A Pervert from Another World
4.3
From a school somewhere in tokyo, an event took place where an apocalypse broke out wrecking havoc in its way. A teen-age boy who is a high-schooler with his group of ragtags facing off a horde of zombies, finding their way for escape. Little did they know the boy who is with them is different from the main protagonist and his face had an *evil smirk* plastered on it while saying a whisper that only he can hear... "All according to Keikaku !!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Edited: A/N : Well, just a fanfic for me to pass my time while waiting for other novel's updates .. You can read it with me as long as you enjoy it ... or maybe not ?? Unstable updates - you have been warned ... PS: The story will not follow the direction of the real main story of HotD but I'll take bits from it for referrences. There are scenario that have changed for development of the next arc . PSS: I do not own the Original Character of the main story mentioned but there will be out of the plot characters that I might add my own somewhere in the near future ?? .... Update: I do not own the original image for the cover art I filtered out some details .. kudos to the owner possible tags : R-18, OP System, Harem, World Travel, Man of Culture??, -
2nd life in DC comics and...
4.4
So, I am dead? I shouldn't have gone to that trip whit my friends There is a life after death? Who knows... I fell bad for my dog... Mmm, what is this? a white space? don't tell me a reincarnation? Yes! There is going to be some pairings, maybe some lemons The power he obtains his the library of heaven path and any other power he's going to gain, he has to work for it. The idea is going MC from weak to strong, but one step at the time, yes he is going to be op (well, not so op in the standards of DC), but not after one night First world: DC comics The image cover isn't mine, i just founded on the internet, google Supergirl and there you go! (This is my first intent of a fanfiction and English isn't my first language, so try to tell me where are my grammatical horrors, I'll try to correct them and get better at writing) -
Adventures of Bayek: Through the Void and Beyond
4.5
My MC find's himself to be the last believer of a dying Goddess. Rewarded for his loyalty he is granted another life... And then some. However, what happens when the Goddess you love so much, fucks up and sends you to an apocalyptic world, where the dead walks. Be advised! Profanity, nudity, ruthless murder, sex, and all things sinful to be expected in the apocalypse will be included in this story. I do not own the walking dead. My cover Photo is from Pintrest https://www.pinterest.com/pin/398779742001652555/ -
A world of fantasy and inverse beauty
4.4
Felix one day returned tired of school and lay in his bed sleeping. But he when opening his eyes again. Huh? Where am I? He ended up waking up inside the body of Felix Sylvernez, the son of a Count who lives in a world of fantasy and inverted beauty. Note: This novel is category R18 <You are warned> * The cover is not mine, so if you want me to remove it just send me a message. Patréon: https://www.p*treon.com/RikSteing_Wizard007 -
I Am Hulk!
4.7
It's Green, Mean and Angry! Coming at you like a natural disaster, it is the judgment of God. The eye of rage, anger personified. Ladies, gentlemen, and all you out there and in-between, I give to you the Hulk! A normal guy dies and finds himself taken to Valhalla, in a setting he once knew as fiction. His story begins with a saga, a new legacy and legend. This is that story. SI Reincarnation Transmigration. Inspired by valhalla saga, but will bring some elements from Marvel and DC comics into it. -
Game Of Thrones: Fireborn Overlord
4.3
A man reborn after death with a single granted wish by God. The wish to be able to summon an army of fire, warriors of flame. Undying souls just like himself. A true knight of light against the horrors of the dark. Or will he himself succumb to darkness, abandon every ounce of his humanity and reign true horror over the known lands. May everything burn to ashes and be swallowed by chilling death. Now dance in the song of Ice and Fire! -------- Info about the content: Reincarnation, System, Summoning, Kingdom Building. Updates: spontaneous since a trial story Disclaimer: As always, since this is a fan-fiction it will remain non-profit based. All rights of certain characters, as well as the worlds, are copyrighted to their rightful owners. -
Second Chance War
4.2
Thomas awoke on a cold hard metal surface. "I'm alive...?" Thomas Conlin was a Staff Sergeant during the Second World War...at least until he was killed in an ambush. Brought back to life by a seemingly unknown power and given some powers of his own, can he learn to master his gifts, or will they destroy him and everything he's ever fought for? Read on as Thomas finds himself in an upward struggle between the hidden forces of the world. -
Naruto Resurrection
4.8
A teenager with a dark past is reborn into the world of Naruto. He is reborn into a rare clan with a special power. He will become the most powerful Shinobi. [Tags]: OP MC, Ruthless MC, System, Action, Harem https://www.patreon.com/ghostybones DISCORD:https://discord.gg/vRcGCsy
