Is there a humorous sentence like this? Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend!

Something like this: Don't be infatuated with your brother, your brother is just a legend; Don't tease your sister, your sister will make you vomit blood; Don't worry about your sister, your sister is just two lines of tears; Don't underestimate your brother, your brother is a pesticide; Don't envy your father, your father is just a legend; Don't ignore your mother, your mother was a flower in the past! The Story of the Stone tells us that everything that is truly loved will eventually be separated, and everything that is mixed will finally be reunited! They have a background, but I only have a back view. Trees were shameless, and they would die without a doubt. When he saw injustice, he roared and continued to walk forward! Diamonds were forever, and one diamond was enough to bankrupt them! What is happiness? Happiness was like cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Ultraman fighting monsters! Although the famous flower has a master, I will loosen the soil! Loneliness was the revelry of one person, and revelry was the loneliness of a group of people! I'm a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder! Although I'm not very handsome, when I was young, there were people who praised my left nostrils for being idol-looking! No matter how awesome Chopin was, he couldn't express my sadness! Get lost as far as you can think! Take your hand and feed it to the dogs! After seeing The Condor Heroes, he knew that age was not a problem; after seeing Brokeback Mountain, he knew that gender was not a problem; after seeing King Kong, he realized that species was not a problem; when he thought of the unfulfilled love between humans and ghosts, he truly understood…that life and death were not a problem! (^o^) I lit a cigarette, but I smoked loneliness. Failure isn't scary. The key is whether I succeeded or not. My father expressed his opinion on my weight gain: I didn't have Han Hong's life, but I got Han Hong's disease.