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Looking for Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk, asking for the name?

Looking for Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk, asking for the name?

2024-09-13 01:07
There were contents such as Yu Qian's beheading and seven days of beheading in the market. What was his name? Did anyone know?
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Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club." This song was sung by the famous rapper Eminem and the famous crosstalk actor Guo Degang. The lyrics of the song described the story of the two people's acquaintance and love on the crosstalk stage. It was very dramatic and humorous.

Defy The Alpha(s)

Defy The Alpha(s)

Two centuries after the Great War, peace between humans and werewolves was finally achieved, or so everyone believes. Werewolves reign like gods, and humans remain blissfully unaware of their true place in the new world order. To maintain this fragile balance, each year, a handful of "lucky" humans are selected from various districts to attend Lunaris Academy, a prestigious institution that promises glory, status, and a chance to mingle with the elite. Those chosen are hailed as the lucky few, destined to marry powerful alphas and rise as luna. This year, Violet Purple is among the chosen, much to everyone's surprise. For an orphaned girl adopted by a disgraced prostitute, this is a golden ticket to a better life or so she's told. But Lunaris Academy isn’t the paradise it’s painted to be. Everything Violet and her fellow humans have been taught is a lie. Humans are far from equal; they're pawns in a much larger game. The academy is nothing but a gilded cage, and the students are lambs led to slaughter, playthings for the alphas to toy with in their ruthless games. To make matters worse, Violet catches the attention of the most dangerous players in this game, the Terror Four: the Alpha of the North, Alpha of the South, Alpha of the East, and Alpha of the West. Each one is more dangerous, more twisted, and more powerful than the last. But even among themselves, the alphas are divided, each with their own deadly ambitions. Yet, they all have their eyes on her. They expect Violet to play along, to fall in line like the others who worship at their feet, to break under their games. But Violet isn’t like the others. She refuses to bow. She’ll defy them all.
Fantasy
711 Chs
Desafie o(s) Alfa(s)

Desafie o(s) Alfa(s)

Dois séculos após a Grande Guerra, a paz entre humanos e lobisomens finalmente foi alcançada, ou assim todos acreditam. Lobisomens reinam como deuses, e os humanos permanecem blissfully inconscientes de seu verdadeiro lugar na nova ordem mundial. Para manter esse frágil equilíbrio, a cada ano, um punhado de humanos "sortudos" é selecionado de vários distritos para frequentar a Lunaris Academy, uma instituição prestigiosa que promete glória, status e uma chance de se misturar com a elite. Os escolhidos são celebrados como os poucos sortudos, destinados a casar-se com poderosos alfas e ascender como luna. Este ano, Violet Purple está entre os escolhidos, para surpresa de todos. Para uma garota órfã adotada por uma prostituta desonrada, este é um bilhete dourado para uma vida melhor, ou pelo menos é o que dizem a ela. Mas a Lunaris Academy não é o paraíso que aparenta ser. Tudo o que Violet e seus companheiros humanos foram ensinados é uma mentira. Os humanos estão longe de serem iguais; são peões em um jogo muito maior. A academia é nada mais do que uma gaiola dourada, e os alunos são cordeiros levados ao abate, brinquedos para os alfas se divertirem em seus jogos impiedosos. Para piorar as coisas, Violet chama a atenção dos jogadores mais perigosos deste jogo, os Quatro do Terror: o Alfa do Norte, Alfa do Sul, Alfa do Leste e Alfa do Oeste. Cada um é mais perigoso, mais perverso e mais poderoso que o anterior. Mas mesmo entre si, os alfas estão divididos, cada um com suas próprias ambições mortais. Ainda assim, todos têm os olhos sobre ela. Eles esperam que Violet siga o fluxo, caia na linha como os outros que adoram aos seus pés, se quebre sob seus jogos. Mas Violet não é como os outros. Ela se recusa a se curvar. Ela vai desafiá-los a todos.
Fantasia
709 Chs
Défier Les Alpha(s)

Défier Les Alpha(s)

Deux siècles après la Grande Guerre, la paix entre les humains et les loups-garous a finalement été atteinte, du moins tout le monde le croit. Les loups-garous règnent comme des dieux, et les humains restent dans une ignorance bienheureuse de leur véritable place dans le nouvel ordre mondial. Pour maintenir cet équilibre fragile, chaque année, une poignée d'humains "chanceux" sont sélectionnés dans divers districts pour assister à l'Académie Lunaris, une institution prestigieuse qui promet gloire, statut et une chance de côtoyer l'élite. Ceux qui sont choisis sont acclamés comme les quelques chanceux, destinés à épouser de puissants alphas et à s'élever en tant que luna. Cette année, Violet Purple est parmi les élus, à la surprise de tous. Pour une fille orpheline adoptée par une prostituée déshonorée, c'est un ticket en or pour une vie meilleure ou du moins c'est ce qu'on lui dit. Mais l'Académie Lunaris n'est pas le paradis qu'on décrit. Tout ce que Violet et ses camarades humains ont appris est un mensonge. Les humains sont loin d'être égaux ; ils sont des pions dans un jeu bien plus vaste. L'académie n'est rien de plus qu'une cage dorée, et les étudiants sont des agneaux menés à l'abattoir, des jouets pour les alphas dans leurs jeux impitoyables. Pour aggraver les choses, Violet attire l'attention des joueurs les plus dangereux dans ce jeu, les Quatre Terreurs : l'Alpha du Nord, l'Alpha du Sud, l'Alpha de l'Est et l'Alpha de l'Ouest. Chacun est plus dangereux, plus tordu et plus puissant que le précédent. Mais même entre eux, les alphas sont divisés, chacun poursuivant ses propres ambitions mortelles. Pourtant, ils ont tous les yeux rivés sur elle. Ils s'attendent à ce que Violet suive le mouvement, tombe dans les rangs comme les autres qui vénèrent à leurs pieds, qu'elle casse sous leurs jeux. Mais Violet n'est pas comme les autres. Elle refuse de s'incliner. Elle va tous les défier.
Fantastique
710 Chs
Desafía al Alfa(s)

Desafía al Alfa(s)

Dos siglos después de la Gran Guerra, la paz entre humanos y hombres lobo finalmente se logró, o eso creen todos. Los hombres lobo reinan como dioses, y los humanos permanecen alegremente inconscientes de su verdadero lugar en el nuevo orden mundial. Para mantener este frágil equilibrio, cada año, un puñado de humanos "afortunados" son seleccionados de varios distritos para asistir a la Academia Lunaris, una institución prestigiosa que promete gloria, estatus y una oportunidad de mezclarse con la élite. Los elegidos son considerados como los pocos afortunados, destinados a casarse con poderosos alfa y ascender como luna. Este año, Violet Purple está entre las elegidas, para sorpresa de todos. Para una niña huérfana adoptada por una prostituta deshonrada, esto es un boleto dorado para una vida mejor o eso le dicen. Pero la Academia Lunaris no es el paraíso que pintan ser. Todo lo que Violet y sus compañeros humanos han aprendido es una mentira. Los humanos están lejos de ser iguales; son peones en un juego mucho más grande. La academia no es más que una jaula dorada, y los estudiantes son corderos llevados al matadero, juguetes para que los alfas jueguen en sus despiadados juegos. Para empeorar las cosas, Violet atrae la atención de los jugadores más peligrosos de este juego, los Cuatro del Terror: el Alfa del Norte, Alfa del Sur, Alfa del Este y Alfa del Oeste. Cada uno es más peligroso, más retorcido y más poderoso que el anterior. Pero incluso entre ellos, los alfas están divididos, cada uno con sus propias ambiciones mortales. Sin embargo, todos tienen los ojos puestos en ella. Esperan que Violet se sume al juego, que siga la línea como los otros que adoran a sus pies, que se rompa bajo sus juegos. Pero Violet no es como los demás. Ella se niega a inclinarse. Ella los desafiará a todos.
Fantasía
709 Chs

I'm asking for the name of this crosstalk. Guo Degang and Yu Qian said it

The name of this crosstalk was 'Crosstalk Conclave'.

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2024-09-13 01:19

Ask Guo Degang and Yu Qian for a list of crosstalk

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were two well-known actors in the crosstalk world. Their crosstalk works were very rich. The following is a list of some of their classic crosstalk works: 1 "Crosstalk Club" 2 " Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel " 3,"Pulling Cheongsam" 4 "Oil Selling Man" 5 "Crosstalk Joint Exhibition" 6."The Complete Crosstalk Works of Yue Yunpeng" 7 "The Complete Comic Comics of Guo Degang" 8 "The Complete Works of Yu Qian's Crosstalk" These crosstalk works were not only popular domestically but also highly praised internationally.

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2024-09-20 14:01

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Ten Years" must be complete

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Ten Years" lines 1 (acting as Wang Shuo) I never understood why we Chinese always put the word "you" first when we speak. For example,"Have you eaten?" Wasn't this asking someone else? Why did it become him reminding himself? 2 (Act as Zhang Guoli) The word "you" is equivalent to "you" in English. Therefore, the moment he said "you", he showed his respect to the other party. 3 (acting as Ma Sanli) The crosstalk world has caught up with this society. If you want to make a living, you have to learn to tell a few lies. For example,"Am I not going to the toilet?" Or,"I just lost my job." Let me give you an example. For example, if you are dating a girl and you tell her,"I have to go to work today," the girl will definitely understand. However, if he said,"I'm going to meet a client today," the girl might not understand. 5 (acting as Liu Baorui) We Chinese have a habit of doing our own things. But sometimes,"doing it yourself" didn't mean that you could do it. For example, if you wanted to cook but found that there was no pot to use. I once had a dream to become a writer. But when I started to write novels, I realized that I couldn't write anymore. What the hell am I writing? Let me give you an example. For example, if you suddenly say "I'm sorry, I forgot I'm a woman" when you're talking to someone, the other party will definitely think that you're so rude. 8 (acting as Gao Feng) Once, I was walking on the street when I suddenly heard a "kill!" I turned around and saw a thief stealing something. I shouted,"Stop!" In the end, the thief stole the phone but not the money. Once I went to the bank to withdraw money, I found that the password was incorrect, so I repeatedly entered it on the counter. In the end, the bank staff told me,"You're really a big customer of our bank. We have countless people entering incorrect passwords every day, but you're the first to tell us."

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2024-09-13 01:12

I want the lines of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "The Scholar"

The following are some lines from Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk, The Scholar: " Writers are those who write novels, poems, and essays. Don't misunderstand. I'm not a writer. I'm a novelist." 2 " The most important thing in writing a novel is to have an idea and then write it according to your own idea. If you can't find an idea, then don't write it and waste your time." " I once had an idea to write a book about ancient Chinese love, but I never finished it and gave up." " Writing a novel requires patience, no rush, no frustration. Calm down and write slowly." 5 " There will be many difficulties in the process of writing a novel, but you must persist in believing that you will be able to write a good novel."

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2025-03-10 13:39

Guo Degang, Yu Qian, crosstalk lines, on the festival, begging for lines

There were some classic lines in Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Festival". One of them was like this: (The two of them are sitting in the teahouse. Guo Degang is playing with his mobile phone. Yu Qian walks over and asks him.) Guo Degang: What are you doing here? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you here. Guo Degang: Waiting for you? Why wait for you? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you to say something to me. Guo Degang: What are you talking about? Yu Qian: He said,"Guo Degang and Yu Qian knelt and begged for a ton of pears during the festival." Guo Degang: Oh, isn't that easy? Yu Qian: It's not easy. You have to send me a ton of apples first, and then I'll kneel and beg for pears for you. This line was humorous and showed the scene of two people comparing and mocking each other during the Spring Festival. Among them,"Kneel and beg for a ton of pears during festivals" had become a classic line in crosstalk, often used to describe greedy people.

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2024-09-13 01:09

Ask Guo Degang for the name of a crosstalk

Guo Degang's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club". This crosstalk told the story of Guo Degang and his crosstalk actors performing in the crosstalk hall, including many classic crosstalk jokes and jokes.

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2024-09-20 13:50

Guo Degang, Yu Qian's crosstalks

Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalks were more common: 1. Time travel: For example," Time travel back to the Tang Dynasty to be an emperor "," Time travel to the Qin Dynasty to unify the six countries ", etc. 2. Time travel: For example," Go back to the past to stop Qin Shihuang from unifying the six countries "," Go back to the future to save the world ", etc. 3. Space travel: For example," travel to the interstellar era to become an interstellar pirate "," travel to the dinosaur era to become a dinosaur collector ", etc. There were also some more classic transmigration phrases such as: 1 "You transmigrated? Are you sure?" "Isn't this going back in time?" 3 "Are you in the Tang Dynasty? Are you the emperor? That's impossible, right?" 4 "You traveled to the Qin Dynasty? Are you Qin Shihuang? That's impossible, right?" 5 "Did you travel to the future? Are you a scientist? That's impossible, right?" 6 "You traveled to the dinosaur era? Are you a dinosaur expert? That's impossible, right?" Of course, this is only a part of it. There are many other transmigration words that you can discover on your own.

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2024-09-13 02:20

Seeking the lyrics of a crosstalk that Guo Degang and Yu Qian said together in A Date with Lu Yu

Guo Degang and Yu Qian performed a crosstalk together at A Date with Lu Yu. The name of this crosstalk was "Old Man Selling Oil." The following is the lyrics of this crosstalk: (Guo Degang plays the oil seller) Sigh, I've been selling oil for decades. Along the way, I've met many good teachers and disciples, and I've also encountered some scammers. (Yu Qian plays the role of the oil man's assistant) Ah, Master, don't tell me that it's really not easy for you to sell oil! (Guo Degang) Hey, don't you think my bottle is quite sturdy? (Yu Qian) That's right, you're wrong. This bottle is full of oil! (Guo Degang) Ah, then why is it so sturdy? (Yu Qian) Because the oil was too solid! (Guo Degang) Hey, how much is this oil? (Yu Qian) This was too simple! I'll pour oil for you and you'll pay for it! (Guo Degang) Ah, but this oil can also go bad sometimes! (Yu Qian) Ah, that's where you're wrong. The older the oil, the more fragrant it is! (Guo Degang) Ah, then how is this fragrance of yours fragrant? (Yu Qian) This was too simple! I'll light a candle for you to smell! (Guo Degang) Ah, but candles can burn sometimes! (Yu Qian) Ah, that's where you're wrong. The more the candle burns, the more fragrant it becomes!

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2025-03-22 22:27
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