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Ask: Guo Degang's classic quote

Ask: Guo Degang's classic quote

2024-09-18 23:40
If it's not said by him, but the performer is him, it's fine. Please note that the crosstalk source is indicated. Thank you. For example: Student, did you drop this brick? (My College Life) Don't copy a whole bunch of them for me, I still want the source.
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There are many classic sayings from Guo Degang. Here are some of them: A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you're in. A bad teacher can take you directly to the presidential suite! I'm just using the time other people spend drinking coffee to drink beer. 3. If you want to eat hamburgers, open a piece of paper to eat; if you want to eat crabs, open a lid; if you want to drink milk, grab a handful of steamed buns. 4 (An audience member shouts): Guo Degang, you are not alone! Guo Degang: To us. (Another audience member shouts): And me. Guo Degang: Three of us. A horse with thin hair and long hooves is not a thief if his son steals his father. The blind old man married a blind old lady, and the old couple had not seen each other for more than half a generation.

Defy The Alpha(s)

Defy The Alpha(s)

Two centuries after the Great War, peace between humans and werewolves was finally achieved, or so everyone believes. Werewolves reign like gods, and humans remain blissfully unaware of their true place in the new world order. To maintain this fragile balance, each year, a handful of "lucky" humans are selected from various districts to attend Lunaris Academy, a prestigious institution that promises glory, status, and a chance to mingle with the elite. Those chosen are hailed as the lucky few, destined to marry powerful alphas and rise as luna. This year, Violet Purple is among the chosen, much to everyone's surprise. For an orphaned girl adopted by a disgraced prostitute, this is a golden ticket to a better life or so she's told. But Lunaris Academy isn’t the paradise it’s painted to be. Everything Violet and her fellow humans have been taught is a lie. Humans are far from equal; they're pawns in a much larger game. The academy is nothing but a gilded cage, and the students are lambs led to slaughter, playthings for the alphas to toy with in their ruthless games. To make matters worse, Violet catches the attention of the most dangerous players in this game, the Terror Four: the Alpha of the North, Alpha of the South, Alpha of the East, and Alpha of the West. Each one is more dangerous, more twisted, and more powerful than the last. But even among themselves, the alphas are divided, each with their own deadly ambitions. Yet, they all have their eyes on her. They expect Violet to play along, to fall in line like the others who worship at their feet, to break under their games. But Violet isn’t like the others. She refuses to bow. She’ll defy them all.
Fantasy
709 Chs
Desafie o(s) Alfa(s)

Desafie o(s) Alfa(s)

Dois séculos após a Grande Guerra, a paz entre humanos e lobisomens finalmente foi alcançada, ou assim todos acreditam. Lobisomens reinam como deuses, e os humanos permanecem blissfully inconscientes de seu verdadeiro lugar na nova ordem mundial. Para manter esse frágil equilíbrio, a cada ano, um punhado de humanos "sortudos" é selecionado de vários distritos para frequentar a Lunaris Academy, uma instituição prestigiosa que promete glória, status e uma chance de se misturar com a elite. Os escolhidos são celebrados como os poucos sortudos, destinados a casar-se com poderosos alfas e ascender como luna. Este ano, Violet Purple está entre os escolhidos, para surpresa de todos. Para uma garota órfã adotada por uma prostituta desonrada, este é um bilhete dourado para uma vida melhor, ou pelo menos é o que dizem a ela. Mas a Lunaris Academy não é o paraíso que aparenta ser. Tudo o que Violet e seus companheiros humanos foram ensinados é uma mentira. Os humanos estão longe de serem iguais; são peões em um jogo muito maior. A academia é nada mais do que uma gaiola dourada, e os alunos são cordeiros levados ao abate, brinquedos para os alfas se divertirem em seus jogos impiedosos. Para piorar as coisas, Violet chama a atenção dos jogadores mais perigosos deste jogo, os Quatro do Terror: o Alfa do Norte, Alfa do Sul, Alfa do Leste e Alfa do Oeste. Cada um é mais perigoso, mais perverso e mais poderoso que o anterior. Mas mesmo entre si, os alfas estão divididos, cada um com suas próprias ambições mortais. Ainda assim, todos têm os olhos sobre ela. Eles esperam que Violet siga o fluxo, caia na linha como os outros que adoram aos seus pés, se quebre sob seus jogos. Mas Violet não é como os outros. Ela se recusa a se curvar. Ela vai desafiá-los a todos.
Fantasia
707 Chs
Défier Les Alpha(s)

Défier Les Alpha(s)

Deux siècles après la Grande Guerre, la paix entre les humains et les loups-garous a finalement été atteinte, du moins tout le monde le croit. Les loups-garous règnent comme des dieux, et les humains restent dans une ignorance bienheureuse de leur véritable place dans le nouvel ordre mondial. Pour maintenir cet équilibre fragile, chaque année, une poignée d'humains "chanceux" sont sélectionnés dans divers districts pour assister à l'Académie Lunaris, une institution prestigieuse qui promet gloire, statut et une chance de côtoyer l'élite. Ceux qui sont choisis sont acclamés comme les quelques chanceux, destinés à épouser de puissants alphas et à s'élever en tant que luna. Cette année, Violet Purple est parmi les élus, à la surprise de tous. Pour une fille orpheline adoptée par une prostituée déshonorée, c'est un ticket en or pour une vie meilleure ou du moins c'est ce qu'on lui dit. Mais l'Académie Lunaris n'est pas le paradis qu'on décrit. Tout ce que Violet et ses camarades humains ont appris est un mensonge. Les humains sont loin d'être égaux ; ils sont des pions dans un jeu bien plus vaste. L'académie n'est rien de plus qu'une cage dorée, et les étudiants sont des agneaux menés à l'abattoir, des jouets pour les alphas dans leurs jeux impitoyables. Pour aggraver les choses, Violet attire l'attention des joueurs les plus dangereux dans ce jeu, les Quatre Terreurs : l'Alpha du Nord, l'Alpha du Sud, l'Alpha de l'Est et l'Alpha de l'Ouest. Chacun est plus dangereux, plus tordu et plus puissant que le précédent. Mais même entre eux, les alphas sont divisés, chacun poursuivant ses propres ambitions mortelles. Pourtant, ils ont tous les yeux rivés sur elle. Ils s'attendent à ce que Violet suive le mouvement, tombe dans les rangs comme les autres qui vénèrent à leurs pieds, qu'elle casse sous leurs jeux. Mais Violet n'est pas comme les autres. Elle refuse de s'incliner. Elle va tous les défier.
Fantastique
707 Chs
Desafía al Alfa(s)

Desafía al Alfa(s)

Dos siglos después de la Gran Guerra, la paz entre humanos y hombres lobo finalmente se logró, o eso creen todos. Los hombres lobo reinan como dioses, y los humanos permanecen alegremente inconscientes de su verdadero lugar en el nuevo orden mundial. Para mantener este frágil equilibrio, cada año, un puñado de humanos "afortunados" son seleccionados de varios distritos para asistir a la Academia Lunaris, una institución prestigiosa que promete gloria, estatus y una oportunidad de mezclarse con la élite. Los elegidos son considerados como los pocos afortunados, destinados a casarse con poderosos alfa y ascender como luna. Este año, Violet Purple está entre las elegidas, para sorpresa de todos. Para una niña huérfana adoptada por una prostituta deshonrada, esto es un boleto dorado para una vida mejor o eso le dicen. Pero la Academia Lunaris no es el paraíso que pintan ser. Todo lo que Violet y sus compañeros humanos han aprendido es una mentira. Los humanos están lejos de ser iguales; son peones en un juego mucho más grande. La academia no es más que una jaula dorada, y los estudiantes son corderos llevados al matadero, juguetes para que los alfas jueguen en sus despiadados juegos. Para empeorar las cosas, Violet atrae la atención de los jugadores más peligrosos de este juego, los Cuatro del Terror: el Alfa del Norte, Alfa del Sur, Alfa del Este y Alfa del Oeste. Cada uno es más peligroso, más retorcido y más poderoso que el anterior. Pero incluso entre ellos, los alfas están divididos, cada uno con sus propias ambiciones mortales. Sin embargo, todos tienen los ojos puestos en ella. Esperan que Violet se sume al juego, que siga la línea como los otros que adoran a sus pies, que se rompa bajo sus juegos. Pero Violet no es como los demás. Ella se niega a inclinarse. Ella los desafiará a todos.
Fantasía
707 Chs

Ask for Guo Jingming's classic quote. Or in a novel.

Guo Jingming was a famous Chinese artist. His unique style of work was very popular among young people. Here are some of his classic sayings: No one was redundant in this world. Only the living could feel the beauty of life. Everyone has their own secrets, just like everyone has their own stories. Only those who truly understood could understand this story. Youth is like a firework. Although it is gorgeous, it will eventually dissipate. Only by cherishing the present can we have more memories. Real growth is learning how to face loneliness and setbacks. Only after experiencing these things could one truly mature. Love is like a glass of strong wine, although it is intoxicating, it also requires courage to face it. Only the truly brave can have true love. Life is a mirror. Only by seeing its beauty can you feel your own beauty. Everyone has their own dreams. Only by working hard can they realize their dreams. Life is a journey. Only by walking through every place can you feel its beauty. Growth is a long journey. Only by constantly moving forward can we meet more challenges. True freedom is the freedom of the heart. Only with a firm belief can we fly in the sky of freedom.

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2025-03-02 10:38

Ask Guo Degang for the name of a crosstalk

Guo Degang's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club". This crosstalk told the story of Guo Degang and his crosstalk actors performing in the crosstalk hall, including many classic crosstalk jokes and jokes.

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2024-09-20 13:50

Ask for the names of all Guo Degang's works

All of Guo Degang's works include: 1 "Crosstalk Conference" 2 "Laughing Proud in the World" "I want to be on the Spring Festival Gala" 4. The Complete Collection of Crosstalk and Skits 5 " Ten Years Classic " "Crosstalk Clinic" 7 "New Forces in Crosstalk" 8 "The Complete Comedy of Guo Degang" 9 " Guo Degang's Classic Collection " These were the names of all of Guo Degang's works.

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2024-09-20 14:44

Guo Jingming's classic classic quote

Guo Jingming was a famous Chinese author whose works were about youth, love, and friendship. He was known as the representative of Chinese youth literature. The following are some of Guo Jingming's classic sayings: The worst thing in the world is not that you meet a bad person, but that you help a bad person but help the wrong person. Admit your mistakes bravely even if you don't like it. Time is used to wander, body is used to love, life is used to forget, and soul is used to sing. Love is not possession but appreciation. You've lost love when you've lost possession and appreciation. Youth is like cutting onions. We are all crying, but we still enjoy it. We are still young, so we can be brave enough to believe and stick to the future we want. There are no perfect people or perfect works in this world. We are all flawed, but we use flawed lives to complete an imperfect work. Life is short and time is limited. We must cherish every day, do what we want to do, go where we want to go, and love the people we want to love. Life isn't like Lin Daiyu, who wouldn't be amorous because of sadness.

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2024-09-17 07:47

2009 Guo Jingming's classic quote

2009 Guo Jingming's classic quote: If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts. The sea of people who had been hugged in the past two hours had passed, and what I learned from Lin Xiao was enough for me to learn for a lifetime. Sorrow flows against the current like a river. I try to go against the current, but I'm closer to the source of sorrow. I know that I work hard to live just to make those who once looked down on me unable to look down on me anymore. Sadness is a norm. I'm used to sadness, so I don't want to be shrouded in sadness anymore. I'm called Lin Xiao and I'm a girl. In " Tiny Times," I'm called Xiamu and I'm a boy. There are many things in this world that we can control, but there are also many things that we cannot control. Reality is a cruel mirror. When we smile at it, it also smiles at us. When we cry at it, it also cries at us. Everyone has a dream in their heart. The dreams of the past may have slowly blurred now, but those past will never be blurred. 10 people were destined to suffer a lot of grievances. Sometimes, being wronged didn't mean that we had lost. It was just that we knew how to accept it better.

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2024-09-20 13:32

Guo Qilin's classic quote

Guo Qilin was a Chinese crosstalk actor and film actor born in 1993. He had learned crosstalk since childhood and had participated in many crosstalk competitions and performances. Guo Qilin's classic quote was as follows: "Life can't be like cooking, preparing all the ingredients before cooking." " All the hardships you've experienced are the catalyst for your growth." "Young people should be down-to-earth and not anxious for success." " A real artist should have the temperament of an artist, the temperament of an ordinary person, not the temperament of a star." 5 " The most important thing for an actor is his performance, not his background." "If you want to succeed, you have to be able to endure loneliness and poverty." 7 "You have to leave something behind just in case." 8 " Don't be too harsh on yourself. Allow yourself to make mistakes." 9 " No matter how difficult it is, you must persist in your dreams." " Life is a journey. There's no need to be precise with every step."

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2024-09-14 07:37

Guo Jingming's classic quote

Guo Jingming was a famous Chinese pop singer. His representative works included the series of " Dream of Flowers,"" Fantasy City," and " Tiny Times." The following are some of Guo Jingming's classic sayings: Time is something that catches people off guard. The past has passed, the future has come, and only the present exists. 2 Everyone had someone in their heart that they wanted to protect. Once it was lost, it would be very difficult to recover. 3. Growth is the process of imitation and rejection. Life is like a wonderful journey. We will experience a lot of scenery and meet a lot of people. Some people will stay in our memories, while others will gradually leave us. There is no perfect person or perfect love in this world, so we must learn to accept and cherish it.

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2024-09-23 16:11

Guo Jingming's classic quote!

Guo Jingming was a famous Chinese artist. His representative works included " How Many Flowers Fall in My Dream "," Fantasy City ", and so on. The following are some of Guo Jingming's classic sayings: Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like it's a lot, but it's not enough. Actually, I don't know much about love. I just know that love will make me shine. There are many things in the world that we can get through hard work, but I don't want to work hard for love. In the real world, the "beautiful face" that was praised to the heavens in the 4th small era was just a group of lucky people. Many things that we thought we would never forget in our lifetime are forgotten by us in the days that we can't forget. 6 How strong must one be to dare not forget? I love you without any purpose. I just love you. You are the movie that I never get tired of watching in my world. Reality is this shore, ideal is the other shore, separated by a rapid river, action is a bridge over the river. But I can't forget you, but you always shine in my memory.

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2025-03-12 11:53

Guo Jingming's classic quote

Guo Jingming was a famous Chinese author whose works were loved by young people with the theme of youth, pain, love, etc. The following are some of Guo Jingming's classic sayings: Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like it's a lot, but it's not enough. Some people will never be together in this lifetime, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts for a lifetime. The reason why the three of them looked forward to the future was because they could not grasp the present. A successful person is not about how much honor and money they get, but how much effort and sweat they put in. My dream is to become a person who can use my words to let everyone feel the beauty of youth.

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2024-09-17 07:43
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