This recommendation book mentioned a skit about a grandfather with dementia who kept telling his grandson the story of "food stamps". What was the name of this skit?

2024-09-18 05:51

"Giving Grandpa Money, Invincible in the World" is a novel written by the author who only eats buns and skins. It's an urban supernatural novel. The general plot of this novel is as follows: Introduction. What introduction? There was no introduction to the book. A novel that the author didn't even know what was written… ---------------------------- "Grandpa, did you really rebel in the Heavenly Court?" This book was written by the author, Dream of You Three Thousand Times. It was a Xianxia modern cultivation novel. My name is Sun Houge. Not long ago, I received a dream from my grandfather. He said that he was the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, who had once caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace. He wanted me to burn incense in front of his memorial tablet to worship him and give him incense as military expenses for the rebellion. "Good grandson, this imitation stick is for you. Take it to protect yourself." "You've been working hard recently. Grandpa just conquered the peach garden. These peach trees are for you. They taste pretty good." "My dear grandson, the Moon Palace has been conquered. You don't even have a partner. I'll send Chang'e and the Jade Rabbit to you." Sun Wukong had thought that this grandson of his would need his support and help. However, what made Sun Wukong feel strange was that this grandson of his had more and more treasures. "My dear grandson, you already have an entire Comprehension Tea Tree. Why don't you give grandpa some Comprehension Tea Leaves?" "Your yard isn't filled with wild vegetables but immortal medicine? Give me two to try!" "Wait…why is your imitation stick more advanced than mine?" ---------------------------- "The Daily Life of an Old Farming Lady" was an ancient romance novel written by Yinchuan Mengwan. The general plot of this novel was: The mother and daughter had transmigrated and become grandparents and grandchildren. Grandmother regarded raising children as her greatest career. If she wanted to raise children, she had to get rich first. His granddaughter had trained her village companions to be the strongest lackeys. If they wanted snacks, they had to listen to her. As the child grew up, his grandmother wanted to find a suitable husband for her granddaughter, but she didn't expect her granddaughter to pick up Mr. Yan for him first... ---------------------------- "Grandson, Your Grandpa Becomes an Immortal" was a novel written by the author, Mi Xia. The general plot of the novel was: Grandpa: "Grandson, your grandpa has become an immortal. Hurry up and burn money for grandpa." Jiang Xiaobei: "Grandpa, do you have enough money? Grandson burned 100 million for you. Is that enough?" [Grandpa: Grandson, grandpa is short of pills. I'll burn a box of spicy sticks for you. Grandpa: Grandson, grandpa doesn't have enough manpower to build the city.] From now on, whatever his grandfather needed, Jiang Xiaobei would burn it. If he was not careful, he would burn his grandfather to ashes. ---------------------------- "The Grand Tutor is 30% Sweet" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Wang Ye Mantra. The general plot of this novel was: The Seventh Prince, who was rumored to have died on the battlefield, had returned. The Grand Tutor, who had always been cold and aloof, had actually gone to the Imperial Residence in person for the first time. This made the Seventh Prince extremely happy! The Seventh Prince had just returned from the battlefield. A certain Grand Tutor came to the Prince's mansion overnight and brought the Seventh Prince's favorite apricot cake. A certain Grand Tutor was holding a pastry with a flattering expression,"Is Your Highness free?" I heard that a new teahouse has opened in the capital. A certain prince said,"I'm not free." A certain Grand Tutor said,"…Listen to me first…His Highness doesn't want to hear it!" Small Theater II-The Emperor has arrived at the Grand Tutor's Mansion. "Lord Zhangsun, the war is imminent, and your prince is actually pregnant!" When the Grand Tutor heard this, his face was filled with excitement. In an instant, he even thought of a name for the child. "I wish I could stuff that child into your stomach!" A certain Grand Tutor packed his things and went to the military camp overnight! He couldn't let his wife and child starve! ---------------------------- "Cute Pet Little Treasure's Miserly Mother" was an ancient romance novel written by the author Yan Xiaoxi. The general plot of this novel was: A certain man gritted his teeth as he looked at the woman lying on the soft couch. Damn it, how did he educate his child? Even his own father had to pay…A certain man looked at the little bun who was eating the pastries seriously and said indifferently. "Oh, Mother said that if you want to be my father, you have to take out your family assets first. If you don't have enough, you can queue at the side to avoid being an eyesore." A certain steamed bun said nonchalantly. A certain man had a greedy wife, and now even his child was like this…-- ---------------------------- "The Young Prince's Farming Doctorate Concubine" was an ancient romance novel written by a poor young master who did not love money. The general plot of this novel was: She was a doctor who enjoyed a national subsidy to work in the Animal Husbandry Science and Technology City Academy of Agricultural Sciences. She was very skilled in agricultural production and livestock breeding, and her scientific research results were world-renowned. However, she discovered that a large amount of research funds had been embezzled, and the embezzlers caused a car accident, causing her to die. Her soul transmigrated to the body of a prince's servant girl who was giving birth in ancient times and completed the birth. He was the young prince, Qin Gong, a prince of the imperial court. He was cold, unpredictable, decisive, ruthless, and assisted the government. He was righteous, but there was only one woman who could make him change everything and move his heart at any time. She, Li Jiujiu, was a servant, but her fate was like the weather, changing rapidly. She became a princess consort, and the love of men was like sticky candy. The two of them were always together. Even if they quarreled, it was sweet. They were allowed to do anything. Sweet and sweet, planted in the fields, producing gratifying high-yield grain, which could be exchanged for gold and silver. Modern technology, first-class technology, the rural life of a husband and children, and the happy life of a family of three. <Fragment 1> The official said fiercely,"Little wimp, call your mother to pay the taxes." "Bah." "This drool is a tax." "Have you ever seen the Baylor pay taxes?" The little brat that the official was referring to pulled a stool and sat at the door arrogantly. When the leader behind heard the child's arrogance, he went forward to take a look and immediately knelt down."Little Prince, we were all blind. This is not a favor. We will leave now and go back to educate him." Putting aside the fact that the little wimp was the Lord of the Baylor, just his father alone was not someone these officials could afford to offend. <Fragment 2>"The farmers who have turned over their lives sing, sing…" Li Jiujiu was farming in the fields. Someone was looking at the vegetables that she had painstakingly cultivated. She looked up and immediately said,"I don't know how I offended Your Highness to trample on my vegetables like this." Ah, mother is in trouble. The little guy has to go and save her. The one who is causing trouble is my father. Xiao Budian ran over and hugged the prince's back."Daddy, you're here. Don't step on mother's hybrid." The little guy hugged his father's foot with all his might. This cabbage was his favorite, so it would be a pity if he stepped on it. The young prince was not happy. What was this woman calling a child? Why was she not at home but in the fields? "Let's go home." Qin Gong grabbed Li Jiujiu's hand."Let's go home and sleep with His Highness." Why should I sleep in broad daylight? It's better for me to focus on developing high-yield methods for vegetables and grain. "Who says women are not as good as men? No, no…" Looking at the happy Li Jiujiu, the young prince was also happy. If agriculture was good, the people would not starve. However, how could this woman show her face in public? Wasn't this hurting the face of his Imperial Residence? "Jiujiu, shall we go back?" "You're not working. Get lost. Don't step on the vegetables." ---------------------------- "Descending from the Heavens: Relying on the Confused Mother" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Light Flowing Years. The general plot of this novel was: The "moldy girl" that everyone avoided met a beggar on the street who wanted to take in a disciple. What right did a smelly beggar have to take in a disciple? Teach her how to beg? For a bowl of noodles, she had no choice but to acknowledge a beggar as her master. Who knew that the "tall, rich, and handsome" beggar would force her to beg on the streets, beg, beg, and even beg for a child who chased after her and called her "Mother"? God, stop playing with her, she was not married yet! Where did such a big child come from?"Mother, don't beg. Let's go rob!“. ---------------------------- "Master Mo Wants to Live off a Woman Everyday" was a modern romance novel written by the author, A Big Bowl of Candy. The general plot of this novel was: As everyone knew, Master Le You had given Second Master Mo the order that a lone star would fall from the sky and bring evil in his life. Some of the daughters of wealthy families who didn't believe in evil came forward one after another. The outcome…was self-evident. Master Mo didn't care. If he was single, then so be it. He had cut off all love paths! However, ever since the appearance of that little charlatan who only accepted jade and not gold and silver treasures, Second Master Mo's style had changed drastically. There was no other reason than to rush to collect money for others every day… The little huckster was too poor! Second Master Mo: "My wife is kind to others. She doesn't take gold and silver for feng shui, but you have to pay." Second Master Mo: My daughter-in-law has a pure heart. She doesn't accept treasures to predict good or bad luck, but you have to pay. Second Master Mo: "My wife is innocent and pure. Judging from her looks, she doesn't…" Everyone sighed,"Second Master, Master Meng has a junwang fu in the capital. It's priceless!" Master Meng had a special ability, and the big shots from all walks of life held gold, silver, and treasures in their hands, but they couldn't be invited! Second Master Mo was speechless. Only after realizing it later did he realize that his wife was the real boss who had hidden her true identity! Second Master Mo clenched his fists secretly,'I have to hug my wife's thigh tightly!' His wife's treasury had to be tightly guarded! Wife's Soft Rice-Smells So Good (*/Omega <anno data-annotation-id ="000000f4 - 4f94 - 4f92 - 4f9a-4f10 - 9f999f11111a">*</anno>)~ ---------------------------- "The Little God of Wealth" was a historical novel written by the author, Huang Ye Honghua. The general plot of this novel was: After traveling through ancient times, money became a little god of wealth. There were only two things to do in life: collecting rent and having children. Every day, Qian Duo was either collecting rent or on the way to collect rent, or on the way to matchmaking. After Qian Duo obtained the pay-to-win system, he embarked on the journey of martial artists. He did not need to cultivate bitterly. He could increase his cultivation just by throwing gold. From then on, Qian Duo racked his brains to get money from his stingy father. "Father, spend gold to marry me a mother?" "Son, your father has taken up all his time at night. I still have to count the gold in the day. I can't do it. You can get a wife." "Alright, I'll give my wife a betrothal gift of 100,000 taels of gold." "Silly son, I can't go any higher than a hundred taels." "Stingy brat, if you want me to carry on the family line, do as I say. Otherwise, you can marry me yourself." "What a wastrel!" For this reason, Qian Duo expressed that the system was the one who cheated him. He didn't want to cheat him!