What are some of the most hilarious bad breath funny stories?

Once, my friend ate a whole bunch of garlic cloves for a dare. His bad breath was so strong that when he talked to our teacher, the teacher actually took a step back! It was hilarious.

A girl I knew was dating a guy who was always late. One day, they had planned a big date. He showed up two hours late, and when he finally arrived, he was wearing mismatched shoes. He hadn't even noticed. She couldn't stop laughing, but he got really defensive. This led to an argument that was both funny and a sign of their relationship problems.

Sure. There was this one time at work. My colleague, Tom, had really bad breath. He was talking to a new client and the client kept subtly backing away. Tom was so into his pitch that he didn't notice. Later, when the client left, another colleague joked about it and said the client probably thought Tom was trying to'smell them out' instead of selling something.

One really funny story is about a pregnant lady at a baby shower. They were playing a game where they had to guess the size of her belly with a ribbon. When everyone was done, her toddler nephew came up and wrapped the whole roll of ribbon around her, saying she was as big as a house. Everyone burst out laughing.

One funny story is about a marketing firm. An employee was fired for not meeting targets. But when the boss told him, he said 'Well, at least now I can focus on my real passion - becoming a professional napper!' His nonchalant attitude made it quite humorous.

There was this one time when a young man got on the megabus with a huge backpack that was almost as big as him. He struggled to find a place to put it and ended up with it on his lap for half of the journey. Every time the bus jolted, he would be pushed forward by the backpack, which looked really comical.

One funny story is about a child who prayed, 'God, I know you're really busy, but if you could just take a little break and help me find my lost toy, that would be great.' It's so simple yet funny how the child assumes God can just take a break from big things to find a toy.

During a fan meeting, TVXQ played a game where they had to act out different scenarios. Micky Yoochun got the role of a clumsy magician. He kept dropping his props and making the most hilarious facial expressions while trying to cover up his mistakes. The fans were laughing non - stop, and the members were also having a great time making fun of him in a friendly way. This story shows their great sense of humor and how they can have fun even during fan meetings.

One hilarious story is when a golfer's ball landed in a hole in a tree trunk. He tried every possible angle to get it out but failed. Eventually, he had to call it a lost ball. Another is a golfer who, while taking a big swing, his pants split right down the middle. He was so embarrassed but had to continue the game. A third one is about a golfer who mistook a gardener's rake for his club and tried to hit the ball with it.

Well, I heard of a hacker who managed to hack into a system only to find out it was a test system full of fake data. He must have felt so silly. It was like he thought he got the big prize but it was just a toy.