Can you share some short funny Christmas poems and stories?

Sure. A funny Christmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring, except for the cat, chasing that string! It adds a humorous twist to the classic. As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in Santa's cookies. Santa took a big bite and his face was priceless.

Sure. A funny Christmas poem could be: 'Twas the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring, except for my cat who knocked down the curtain. He chased his tail round the Christmas tree, making a mess of the presents for all to see. As for a story, there's the one about the elf who accidentally dyed Santa's beard green instead of white while trying to be helpful with the Christmas preparations.

A funny Christmas poem could be: Christmas bells are ringing bright, in the snow that's such a sight. The elves are dancing all around, making toys without a sound. But one elf tripped on a toy train, and tumbled down in such a pain. His hat went flying in the air, and all the other elves just stared. Then they all started to laugh, and that was the end of that little gaffe.

Here's a story: a group of church choir children decided to put on a nativity play but all the animals in the play started making the wrong noises at the wrong times. It was chaos but also very funny. A poem: 'Christmas bells ring, for the new born King. Jesus came to save, our souls to engrave. In the Christian lore, this is what we adore. A holy Christmas, forevermore.'

Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney. He wiggled and jiggled so much that when he finally got free, his beard was all askew. It made him look like he had a very wild and crazy new style. And all the elves couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.

Once upon a Christmas, a group of elves were in charge of wrapping presents. One elf, who was a bit clumsy, got tangled up in the wrapping paper. He ended up looking like a giant wrapped present himself. His friends had to unwrap him, and they all laughed so hard that they almost forgot to finish the real presents.

Sure. Here's one. Santa was having a bad day. His sleigh broke down right above a small town. He landed on a roof and the chimney was too small for him to fit through. So, he had to knock on the front door like an ordinary person. When the little kid opened the door, he was so shocked to see Santa at the door instead of in the fireplace that he just stared for a full minute before shouting, 'Mom! Santa's here and he's early!'

Sure. Here is one. Santa was on his way to deliver presents when his sleigh got a flat. The reindeer were panicking, but Santa just laughed and said, 'Well, boys, it looks like we're walking for a bit!' Then he hoisted his big sack of toys onto his back and started trudging through the snow, the reindeer following behind looking very confused.

There was a town where all the Christmas lights on one street got tangled up into a huge mess. A little boy thought it was a magical web and started to tell all his friends that it was a Christmas spider's web. The whole town soon joined in on the fun and they left the tangled lights as a new Christmas decoration.

One funny Christmas story is about a family who decided to make their own Christmas tree ornaments. They got all creative with things like macaroni and glitter. But their dog thought it was a new chew toy. He ran around the house with a glittery macaroni ornament in his mouth, leaving a trail of glitter everywhere. It was a mess but also made everyone laugh.