Can you share a really funny excuse story you know?

Sure. There was this pickpocket who thought he was really good at his job. One day, he targeted a man on the bus. He managed to slip his hand into the man's pocket but what he didn't know was that the man was a magician. The magician had a fake wallet in his pocket with a spring - loaded hand inside. When the pickpocket grabbed the wallet, the fake hand grabbed his hand back. The pickpocket was so shocked that he screamed and everyone on the bus saw what he was trying to do.

Here are some. A guy told his boss he was late because he was chasing a rainbow. He thought there might be a pot of gold at the end. Also, a woman said she missed the appointment because she was following a cat that looked like her childhood pet all the way across town. Then there was a man who said he couldn't go to the gym as planned because his shoes suddenly became too tight and he had to deal with that first.

Well, there was this little boy who thought his dog could talk. So, he would have long conversations with the dog. One time, he was in the kitchen and told the dog he was making a sandwich. He asked the dog what he wanted on it. The dog just barked. But the boy said, 'Oh, you want peanut butter and jelly too? Okay!' and made a sandwich for the dog as well. It was really funny when the dog just sniffed at it and walked away.

Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat every word it hears.' So he bought it. When he got home, he started talking to the parrot, but the parrot didn't say a word. He returned to the store and told the owner. The owner said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. He's deaf.'

Sure. There was a girl who entered a costume party. She was dressed as a mermaid. However, when she tried to sit down, the big fin of her costume got stuck in a chair. She wiggled and wriggled trying to free herself while everyone around her was in stitches.

Sure. A young man decided to send his crush a singing Valentine's telegram. He was so nervous that when the time came to sing, he completely forgot the words. Instead, he started making up his own lyrics which were a jumbled mess of love clichés and made - up words. His crush found it so endearing and funny that they ended up going on a date.

Sure. There was this insomniac. He was lying in bed, tossing and turning. Then he noticed a shadow on the wall that looked like a monster. Instead of being scared, he started making faces at it. He made the monster shadow do all kinds of crazy poses. Eventually, he got so into it that he forgot he was supposed to be trying to sleep, and he just had a great time playing with the 'shadow monster'.

In a concert hall, a man thought he heard the singer say his name during the show. He got all excited and started jumping up and down, trying to get the singer's attention. But when he calmed down and really listened, he realized the singer was actually singing a different word that just sounded like his name in the echoey hall. It was quite a comical scene and his friends still tease him about it.

Well, here's one. There was a group of friends who decided to have a race in supermarket carts. They started from one end of the store and zoomed down the aisles. People were looking at them like they were nuts. At one point, they knocked over a display of toilet paper rolls and they all ended up in a big heap of laughter and toilet paper. It was really a crazy and funny story.

At my school, we had a science experiment gone wrong. We were supposed to make a volcano erupt. Instead, it overflowed and the 'lava' (which was just colored baking soda and vinegar) went all over the classroom floor. The teacher slipped a little and we all burst into laughter. It was quite a mess but a very funny memory.