What are the best funny 15 second stories you know?

A man was walking in the park and saw a duck wearing a hat. He was so shocked that he stopped and watched for 30 seconds. The duck just waddled around nonchalantly as if it was the most normal thing in the world. It was hilarious.

I heard about a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion in class. The whole class burst into laughter. It was quite an embarrassing but funny situation for the teacher. The teacher just laughed it off in the end.

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, 'I was being the Ring Bear.'

A chemist once mixed up two chemicals in the lab and there was a small explosion. His hair stood on end. Instead of being worried, he said, 'Well, at least now I have a new hairstyle for free. And I've also discovered a new, albeit accidental, chemical reaction. I should write this down before I forget how I did it.' His colleagues couldn't stop laughing at his nonchalant attitude.

A teacher asked a student, 'What is the longest word in the English language?' The student replied, 'Smiles, because there is a mile between its first and last letters.' It's a simple yet really funny story.

A woman was at an art gallery. She saw a painting that was just a white canvas with a single black dot in the middle. She asked the attendant, 'What's this supposed to be?' The attendant replied, 'That's a cow grazing in a field at night.' The woman said, 'Well, then where is the cow?' The attendant said, 'It went home.' This story is funny because of the absurdity of the explanation for such a simple and minimalist painting.

I know a great one. A man was walking in the park and a squirrel accidentally dropped a nut on his head. The man looked up, and the squirrel just stared at him as if it was his fault for being in the way. Then there was this couple on a date at an ice - cream parlor. The guy got ice - cream all over his nose trying to take a big bite, and his date couldn't stop laughing. There are also stories like a magician whose rabbit ran away during the show and he had to chase it around the stage, much to the amusement of the audience.

Here's one. A student was late for school. The teacher asked, 'Why are you late?' The student said, 'I followed a sign that said, "School Ahead, Go Slow", so I did.' This simple and witty answer is really funny.

One of my favorite funny stories is about a farmer. He had a donkey. One day, the donkey fell into a well. The farmer tried to figure out how to get it out. After a while, he decided it was too much trouble. So he started to shovel dirt into the well to bury the donkey. But every time he shoveled dirt, the donkey would shake it off and step up. Eventually, the donkey climbed out of the well. Another story is that a man was walking in the park. He saw a sign that said 'No dogs allowed'. He looked around, didn't see any dogs, and then sat on the sign.

There was a student in class. The teacher asked him what was the longest word in the English language. He quickly replied 'Smiles' because there is a mile between its first and last letters. The whole class had a good laugh.