What are some of the most memorable funny norovirus stories?

Once, my friend thought he just had a bad case of indigestion. But it was norovirus. He was running to the bathroom every few minutes. The funniest part was when he tried to make it to the bathroom while holding a full plate of food from the party, not wanting to waste it. He looked like a wobbly waiter.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

One horror story is when a whole family got norovirus during a holiday gathering. They all had severe vomiting and diarrhea, and it spread so quickly that within a day, almost everyone was sick. It was chaos as they had to keep running to the bathroom and couldn't enjoy the holiday at all.

A seagull landed on a dog's head at the beach once. The dog was so confused and tried to shake it off, but the seagull just stayed there for a few seconds as if it was enjoying the ride. It was hilarious.

At a cremation, the family had put a note in the pocket of the deceased's jacket saying 'Wish you a speedy journey to the stars'. But during the cremation process, the note flew out and landed near the feet of one of the workers. The worker read it out loud, and everyone had a laugh at the rather comical situation. It was a light - hearted moment in a somber event.

A tuba player in a community band decided to add some extra 'effects' to his playing. He blew into the tuba in a really strange way during a performance, making a sound like a dying elephant. The conductor had a hard time keeping a straight face.

A memorable one was when a driver's helmet fell off during a race. He was so focused on driving that he didn't notice at first. It was funny to see him continue without his helmet until his team radioed him. Another one was a driver who tried to wave at his family in the stands and almost crashed into the wall. It was a close call but also really funny.

There was this time when my Uber driver thought I was a famous actor. He kept asking me about my 'latest movie' and I just went along with it. It was really funny seeing how excited he was. By the end of the ride, I told him the truth and we had a good laugh.

One memorable story is when a golfer's ball landed in a divot made by a previous player. He tried to hit it out and the ball just popped up and went straight back into the same divot. He had this look of disbelief on his face that was really funny. It was a moment that had everyone chuckling.

A man who survived a plane crash in the jungle. He befriended a monkey that led him to a waterfall with fresh water. He used his torn shirt to filter the water. His clumsy attempts to follow the monkey around for food were really funny. He ate berries that made his face turn purple but they were edible. After a week, he was rescued.