Can you share some funny DnD session stories?

A very memorable one was when our cleric tried to heal a poisoned character. But instead of using the right spell, he used a spell that made the character's skin turn bright purple and their hair stand on end. They looked like a walking, talking, purple - haired monster. And every time someone tried to touch them to reverse the effect, they got a small electric shock. It led to a lot of silly situations as we tried to fix it.

Sure. Once, my friend's character, a bumbling wizard, tried to cast a spell to make himself fly. Instead, he turned his robes into a giant, flapping bird that carried him around while he flailed helplessly. It was hilarious.

Once in a DND session, we were exploring an old, abandoned castle. As we entered the dungeon, strange whispers filled the air. My character, a brave knight, suddenly lost all control of his actions. The DM described my character turning on the party and attacking without any reason. It was a total nightmare as we had to fight our own teammate. We were all so shocked and it took a while to figure out how to subdue my character without killing him.

Sure! Once there was a druid who tried to turn into a bear to intimidate a group of goblins. But instead of a fierce bear, he ended up as a tiny cub. The goblins were more amused than scared and started petting him. It was quite a hilarious sight.

Once, my character, a clumsy wizard, was trying to cast a simple light spell in a dark dungeon. Instead of just a small orb of light, he made a huge explosion of blinding light that not only illuminated the whole area but also scared the rats so much they ran right into the goblin guards, causing total chaos.

In a DND campaign, a bard entered a tavern and challenged the local drunk to a singing duel. The drunk accepted, thinking it would be easy. But the bard started using all kinds of magical enhancements to his voice and performance. He made his voice echo like there were multiple bards singing, and he added illusions of dancing animals. The drunk was so flabbergasted that he passed out from shock, and the bard won the duel and free drinks for the whole night.

One funny paladin DND story is about a paladin who was so dedicated to his code of honor that he accidentally challenged a very old and cranky tree spirit to a duel. The tree spirit was just sitting there, minding its own business, but the paladin misinterpreted some rustling of the leaves as a threat. The duel consisted of the paladin trying to swing his sword at the branches while the tree spirit just dropped acorns on his head. It was hilarious to see the paladin getting so frustrated.

Once, our party's bard tried to charm a dragon with his music. He started playing this really wild tune. The dragon just looked at him like he was crazy for a moment, then started to sway along as if it was enjoying the show. It was hilarious seeing this huge, terrifying dragon getting into the music instead of attacking us right away.

One time in a DND game, our wizard cast a spell and rolled a nat one. Instead of hitting the enemy, the spell backfired and turned his own robes into a bright pink frilly mess. He was so embarrassed trying to fight while looking like a walking cotton candy.

Once, a friend created a character who was a gnome bard. He was supposed to be a great singer but in his backstory, every time he sang, small animals would run away in terror. It made for some hilarious role - playing moments when he tried to perform in taverns.