Can you share some funny beginning stories?

There's a story about a little piglet. As bedtime arrived, the piglet was convinced that his bed was a magic ship. He piled all his toys on it, making them his 'crew'. He started to 'sail' around his room, making whooshing sounds for the wind. But then he hit a 'rock' which was actually his toy box. He tumbled over and instead of crying, he just giggled. His mother came in and told him a real bedtime story about a brave pig on an adventure which sent him off to dreamland.

Once upon a time, a penguin decided to go on a safari. It put on its little safari hat and grabbed a tiny binocular. And off it waddled, not really knowing what a safari was but very excited nonetheless.

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.

Sure. Here is one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm a king!'

A little boy was asked by his teacher what his father did for a living. He said, 'He's a magician. He can turn the TV into a timeout just by looking at it.' It was so cute and funny.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just a short and simple funny story.

Sure. One funny 911 story is about a man who called because he thought his neighbor's dog was singing too loudly. He was really serious about it, but it turned out the dog just barked in a strange way that made it seem like it was 'crooning'. The operator had a hard time keeping a straight face.

Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down, looking very confused.

Sure. There was a man whose will stated that his entire collection of novelty socks should be given to his dog. Every time the dog wore a pair, it looked so hilarious with the socks flopping around as it walked.