Tell me a really funny short personal story.

A family put out cookies for Santa. But their dog ate them all. When Santa came, he found a note that said 'Sorry Santa, the dog got your cookies'. Santa chuckled and left a note back saying 'That's okay, I'll have some dog treats next year'.

Once upon a time, I went to a zoo. There was a group of monkeys near the fence. A man was standing there eating a banana. One of the monkeys reached out its hand through the fence, trying to snatch the banana. The man playfully held the banana up high. In a split second, the monkey grabbed the man's hat instead and put it on its head. The man was so shocked and the monkey just sat there looking very proud with the hat on. It was such a comical sight that everyone around was laughing.

A group of friends decided to visit an old abandoned mansion. As they walked through the halls, they heard a moaning sound. One of the friends got so scared that he ran into a room and locked the door. But when they finally found him, he was sitting on a chair with a whoopee cushion that had accidentally gone off, making the 'ghostly' moaning sound. It was a very funny situation in a spooky place.

A man was sleeping when he thought he saw a ghostly figure at the foot of his bed. He jumped up and turned on the light, only to find his cat had knocked over a pile of clothes, creating the spooky shape.

A woman was at the airport waiting for her flight. She saw a man with a really long beard and a big hat. He was walking around with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot kept saying 'Polly wants a cracker' really loudly. The woman couldn't help but laugh when she saw how the man was trying to shush the parrot but it just wouldn't stop. Every time the man tried to get closer to someone to ask a question, the parrot would start up again.

At midnight, a boy was in his bedroom. He saw a ghostly face at the window. He screamed. Then he noticed it was his friend playing a prank with a Halloween mask.

In a small town, there was a flower shop. A boy went in to buy flowers for his mother. There he saw a girl arranging the flowers. He was so charmed by her. He asked her for advice on which flowers to pick. She helped him with a big smile. After that, he found reasons to go back to the shop every day just to see her. Slowly, their cute little love story started to unfold as they got to know each other better through the beautiful flowers.

There was a time when Akbar got angry with Birbal and banished him from the court. After a while, Akbar missed Birbal's company. So he sent a message to Birbal saying that he should return if he could bring a gift that satisfies three conditions: it should be something that can be seen but not touched, it should be something that can be eaten but not digested, and it should be something that can be felt but not held. Birbal came back with a lighted lamp. Akbar could see the light but not touch it, the heat from the lamp could be felt but not held and the oil in the lamp could be 'eaten' by the flame but not digested. Akbar was so impressed that he welcomed Birbal back with great joy.

Well, here's one. I went on a solo camping trip. In the middle of the night, I heard some strange noises outside my tent. I was so scared that I grabbed my flashlight and opened the tent flap in a rush. And what did I see? A deer was just standing there, munching on some grass and looking at me like I was the weird one. It was such a bizarre moment because I thought it was some sort of monster at first.

Once I had a personal trainer who was super energetic. He was demonstrating a high - jump exercise and as he jumped, his shoe flew off and hit a nearby water cooler, causing water to spill everywhere. He just laughed it off and said 'That's how you add some extra splash to your workout!'.