Here's another short joke story. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!' This plays on the double meaning of 'dam' as a structure and as an exclamation, which makes it a funny short story - like joke.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
One more. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know; I was born with them.' It combines an unexpected animal in a human - like situation and a play on words to create a humorous short story.
Once a Hindi teacher asked a student to use 'jaan' (life) in a sentence. The student said, 'Mere ghar mein ped ki jaan nahi hai, kyunki mera papa gardener nahi hai!' (There is no life in the tree at my home because my father is not a gardener).
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. A short story: There was a clever fox in the forest. It always outwitted the other animals when it came to getting food. One day, it tricked a bear into giving up its honey, but then the bear found out and chased the fox all over the forest.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Sure. Here's a short joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And here's a funny story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is, a man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'.' The doctor says, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. 'It's not unusual,' replies the doctor.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Once there was a snail who got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This joke tells a little story about a snail's encounter with turtles. The snail's slowness is contrasted with the idea of things happening 'fast' which is ironic and humorous.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean both physically transforming and entering. It's a simple yet funny joke with a bit of a story - the magician's journey down the street that led to this unexpected 'transformation'.