Can you share some 2 line funny stories?

Sure. Story 1: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Story 2: I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it to the gym on Tuesdays.'

Story 1: A cat saw a mirror. It thought it was another cat. So it hissed for an hour. Story 2: I told my plant a joke. It didn't laugh. Maybe it needs better ears. Story 3: I bought shoes online. They looked great. But they were for the wrong foot.

One: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, sniffed, and went back to sleep. He doesn't care. Another: I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'

Sure. Here's one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was this story where a boy approached a girl and said, 'Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.' It was such a classic line. The girl blushed and they ended up having a great conversation. Chat up lines like these can be a fun way to start a connection, even if they are a bit corny. They show the person's interest in a light - hearted way.

Sure. 'I woke up to a cold hand on my face. I live alone.'

A young boy dreamed of being an astronaut. He studied hard. He joined the space program. He finally went to space. His dream came true.

Sure. Here is one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.