Can you share some really bad dark humor stories?

A cemetery worker was asked why he liked his job. He said, 'Well, it's the only place where people are always laid back.' This dark humor story uses a play on words with 'laid back' in the context of a cemetery where people are literally laid to rest.

Sure. Here's one. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.' The doctor replies, 'I'll deal with you later.'

One characteristic is that it often involves taboo topics like death, illness or misfortune in a way that is not respectful. For example, a story that makes a joke about a terminal patient's condition. It's using someone's extreme situation for comedic effect.

Once, a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doc, I keep seeing an onion everywhere I look.' The doctor replied, 'That's a rather strange condition. Have you tried not looking?' It's a bit of dark humor as it plays on the absurdity of the situation in a private, individual - centered scenario.

Here's one. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor says, 'Well, you should see a psychiatrist. Why did you come to me?' The man replies, 'The light was on here.'

One really bad day story was when I woke up late for an important job interview. I spilled coffee on my shirt while rushing to get dressed. Then, I missed my bus and had to wait 30 minutes for the next one. When I finally got to the interview, I realized I had forgotten my resume at home. It was a total disaster.

Sure. Here is one: A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor says, 'Well, why did you come in here then?' The man replies, 'The light was on.' This short story has a touch of dark humor as it plays on the man's delusion in a rather unexpected and somewhat morbid way.

Here is one. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor says, 'I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist. Why did you come here?' The man replies, 'Well, your light was on.'

Once, a politician gave a long speech about reducing waste. But right after that, he ordered a ten - course meal just for himself at a fancy restaurant. It's like he was saying one thing but doing the complete opposite, which is a bit of a dark political humor in itself.

Sure. Here's one. A man thought he could fly like a bird. So he climbed up on his roof, flapped his arms and jumped. He ended up in a bush with a broken arm, but the way he was so confident before the jump was hilarious.