Can you share some funny zombie short stories?

Sure. There was once a zombie who chased a man into a bakery. Instead of eating the man, the zombie got distracted by a big, gooey cinnamon roll. He just stood there, staring at it, and the man managed to escape.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I can rule something!' This is a really funny short story.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' And the last one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts.' The doctor said, 'Well, take the spoon out of the cup.'

There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'