What are some examples of the funniest two - sentence horror stories?

I woke up to find a clown statue in my room. In the morning, it was a foot closer to my bed. See, it's funny in a horror - way because the unexpected and creepy elements are presented so simply.

Here's another: 'I saw my reflection smile at me. I wasn't smiling.'

One example could be 'I woke up to find a cold hand on my shoulder. I live alone.' Another is 'The old doll in the attic blinked. It was facing the wall before.'

I woke up to a strange noise. When I looked under the bed, I saw a pair of eyes staring back at me.

One example could be 'I heard a scratching at my window. When I opened the curtain, there was a faceless figure.' Another is 'The old house was silent. Then I saw a pair of glowing eyes in the dark corner.'

Here's another. 'I found a doll in the attic. Its eyes followed me as I left.' This creates a sense of unease in just two sentences. The idea of a doll having some sort of awareness and the fact that its eyes seem to move on their own is quite creepy. It plays on the common fear of inanimate objects coming to life or having an otherworldly presence. In many horror stories, dolls are often used as a symbol of something sinister because they can look so human - like yet be so lifeless, and this two - sentence story captures that essence of horror.

There are some good ones. For instance, I noticed my shadow had a different shape. It was like it had a life of its own. And then there's the story where I got a text from an unknown number. It just said 'I'm coming for you' and then my phone died.

Example 1: I heard a noise downstairs. When I checked, there was no one there, but the front door was wide open. Example 2: She woke up in the middle of the night. A dark figure was standing at the foot of her bed.

I woke up to find a handprint on my window. It was on the inside.

I heard a knock on the door at midnight. When I opened it, no one was there, but I felt a cold hand on my shoulder.