Can you share some interesting one line funny stories?

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Here are two -line funny stories. Story 1: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. Story 2: I'm reading a book about anti -gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Here is one: 'The cat chased the moonbeam, never catching it but always in pursuit.' This simple line gives a sense of the cat's endless curiosity and the ephemeral nature of the moonbeam. It's a little moment of playfulness captured in just a few words.

He saw her across the crowded room. 'You're my forever', he thought.

The old mirror showed a face that wasn't mine. Creepy.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Sure. Here is one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Sure. Story 1: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Story 2: I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it to the gym on Tuesdays.'

Another one might be 'The old doll in the attic blinked. I'm sure it did.' This simple line creates a sense of unease as dolls are often associated with the uncanny. The idea of an inanimate object like a doll showing signs of life is quite terrifying.

Story 1: A cat saw a mirror. It thought it was another cat. So it hissed for an hour. Story 2: I told my plant a joke. It didn't laugh. Maybe it needs better ears. Story 3: I bought shoes online. They looked great. But they were for the wrong foot.