What are some of the most memorable funny subway restaurant stories?

Sure. Once I was in a subway restaurant and there was a little boy who thought the pickles were green candies. He took a big bite and made the funniest face. Everyone in the store was laughing.

One horror story could be finding a hair in the sandwich. It's really disgusting when you take a bite and suddenly see a strand of hair. Another might be getting food poisoning from their food. You eat at Subway and then end up with a really bad stomachache, vomiting and diarrhea. It makes you wonder about the hygiene standards.

I heard about a server who accidentally spilled water on a customer. The customer was really nice about it and joked, 'At least it's not hot coffee like in those lawsuit stories!' The server was so relieved and they ended up having a great conversation. It shows that a little humor can turn an awkward situation around.

One of the most crazy stories was a group of acrobats that used the poles and handrails in the subway as their equipment and started doing acrobatic stunts. It was dangerous but also very entertaining. There was also a time when a man brought his pet snake on the subway in a box. But the snake got loose and caused quite a panic among the passengers. After some chaos, they managed to catch it.

Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.

The most memorable moment might be when they had a big celebration for the restaurant's anniversary. There were special decorations everywhere, and they served limited - edition menu items. Everyone who visited that day had a great time.

A seagull landed on a dog's head at the beach once. The dog was so confused and tried to shake it off, but the seagull just stayed there for a few seconds as if it was enjoying the ride. It was hilarious.

At a cremation, the family had put a note in the pocket of the deceased's jacket saying 'Wish you a speedy journey to the stars'. But during the cremation process, the note flew out and landed near the feet of one of the workers. The worker read it out loud, and everyone had a laugh at the rather comical situation. It was a light - hearted moment in a somber event.

A tuba player in a community band decided to add some extra 'effects' to his playing. He blew into the tuba in a really strange way during a performance, making a sound like a dying elephant. The conductor had a hard time keeping a straight face.

A memorable one was when a driver's helmet fell off during a race. He was so focused on driving that he didn't notice at first. It was funny to see him continue without his helmet until his team radioed him. Another one was a driver who tried to wave at his family in the stands and almost crashed into the wall. It was a close call but also really funny.