Can you share some funny adults short stories?

Sharing 'adults only' stories which might contain inappropriate content is not proper. Instead, I can share some general funny stories. For example, once a man went to a pet store and asked for a rabbit. The clerk said they only had one left and it was in the back playing with all the other rabbits. The man was confused and said, 'I don't want a frisky rabbit, I just want a normal one.'

Well, once I knew an adult who went on a camping trip. He drank a bit too much before bed. In the middle of the night, he thought he was getting out of the tent to pee in the bushes. But in the morning, he woke up all wet and realized he had actually wet the sleeping bag right there in the tent. It was quite hilarious as he had to dry his stuff while his friends were teasing him all day.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Here's one. A man goes to the beach in summer. He sees a sign that says 'Beware of the waves.' So he says to his friend, 'I'm more worried about the seagulls stealing my sandwich!'

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, I can rule something!' This is a really funny short story.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' And the last one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts.' The doctor said, 'Well, take the spoon out of the cup.'

There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.