Tell me a really funny parrot joke story.

There was a Khmer fisherman who caught a very small fish. He looked at it and said, 'You are so small, I should put you back to grow bigger, but you look so cute, I think I'll keep you as a pet instead!' The fish just wiggled in his hand as if in protest.

Joke: An old man was sitting on his porch. A young boy walked by and asked, 'What are you doing?' The old man said, 'I'm just sitting here waiting for my old age to catch up with my good looks.'

Here is one. A parrot was in a pet store and it kept saying, 'I'm a tough guy!' A little boy came in and said, 'Are you really?' The parrot replied, 'You bet! I've been in more fights than you've had hot dinners!' The boy laughed and said, 'But you're just a parrot in a cage.' The parrot quickly said, 'Well, I could still take you on!'

One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.

I'm not sure exactly which John Maxwell funny parrot story you mean. There could be many stories involving a parrot that are funny. Maybe it's about a parrot that learned to mimic John Maxwell in a really comical way, like repeating his phrases with a strange accent or at the wrong time.

A seagull was flying over the ocean in summer. It saw a fish swimming and said, 'Hey, you're looking very cool down there!' The fish replied, 'Thanks! You're looking fly up there!'

Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'

Sure. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! It's a simple yet funny joke related to the Christmas season as there is often snow during Christmas.

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

A joke for you. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.