What are the Funniest Call of Cthulhu RPG Stories You've Heard?

There was this story where a guy called a hair salon and asked if they could cut his pet snake's hair. The person on the phone was so confused and tried to explain that snakes don't have hair. The caller kept insisting and it was really funny.

One of the funniest was when a guy called his roommate's mom with a sexy voice. He started saying some cheesy pickup lines. The roommate was horrified at first, but then his mom started laughing and told them she knew it was a prank all along. It was quite the unexpected reaction.

There's a story about a Call of Cthulhu character who was trying to communicate with an otherworldly entity. He set up all these elaborate rituals and incantations. But when he finally made 'contact', it turned out to be his neighbor's cat that had wandered into his yard. The cat just meowed at him and he thought it was a sign from the Great Old Ones. It was quite a comical misunderstanding.

I heard about a guy who called a taxi service in Hindi. He pretended to be a foreigner who could only speak broken Hindi. He gave the wrong directions in a really comical way. The taxi driver got so frustrated trying to understand him. In the end, the guy said 'Just kidding' in Hindi. The driver was a bit annoyed at first but then found it funny.

I heard about a play where the costume designer made a mistake. The actor was supposed to be a dashing prince but was given a dress instead of a princely outfit. He just went with it and played the role as a cross - dressing prince, adding his own comical twists to the character. The audience was in stitches.

There's a story of a camel in a zoo. It was given a big, new toy to play with. Instead of playing with it in the normal way, the camel tried to sit on it as if it was a chair. When it couldn't balance properly, it tumbled over and over. The zookeepers and the visitors watching were all in stitches seeing the camel's silly attempt at using the toy in its own unique way.

A group of friends went skiing together. One of them was wearing a really long scarf. As he skied down the slope, the wind caught his scarf and it started to fly behind him like a long tail. But then it got wrapped around a pole on the side of the slope. He was jerked back so suddenly that he fell flat on his back. His friends were in stitches.

I heard of a For Honor match where the whole team coordinated a really complex strategy. But when they executed it, everything went wrong. One player went the wrong way, another got stuck between two objects in the game. It was like a comedy of errors. Instead of being disappointed, they all found it hilarious and started sharing the story with others. This shows that even in a competitive game like For Honor, funny things can happen. And these stories are what make the gaming experience more enjoyable and memorable.

I heard about a bootcamp where they had a talent show. One recruit decided to do a magic trick. He tried to make a coin disappear, but instead, he dropped it and it rolled across the stage and into the sergeant's boot. Everyone was trying so hard not to laugh, but it was impossible.

There was a person who posted a 'mystery box' for sale on Kijiji. They said it contained 'treasures from their attic' but wouldn't give any more details. People were making all kinds of wild guesses in the comments about what could be in there. It was really entertaining to see all the speculation.