Can you share some funny true divorce stories?

Sure. One funny divorce story is about a couple who fought over their pet dog during the divorce. They both loved the dog so much that they ended up having a 'dog - sharing' schedule like they were co - parenting a child. Every week, they would exchange the dog at a local park, and sometimes they would even chat briefly about the dog's new tricks.

Sure. There was a couple who were dividing their possessions. They had a pet parrot. The husband said, 'I'll keep the parrot.' But the parrot kept shouting the wife's name all day. Eventually, the husband gave up and let the wife have the parrot.

Another divorce true story involves a couple who had different views on having children. The wife desperately wanted kids, but the husband was not ready at all and didn't think he ever would be. They tried to compromise for years, but the issue kept causing tension and fights. Eventually, they decided to part ways as they couldn't resolve this fundamental difference.

Sure. One true divorce story is about a couple who grew apart over time. They had different career aspirations. One wanted to move across the country for a great job opportunity, while the other was firmly rooted in their hometown with a family - run business. The constant arguments about their future led to a breakdown in communication and eventually divorce.

Sure. There was a couple who divorced because they couldn't agree on how to load the dishwasher. The husband liked to put all the big plates at the back, while the wife thought it was more logical to put them in the front. They argued about it so much that they decided to part ways. It's funny how such a small thing could lead to a divorce.

A man got divorced, and his ex - wife always boasted about her cooking skills. So, he sent her a cookbook as a 'divorce gift' but with all the pages where the best recipes were stuck together. He thought it was a humorous way to 'get back' at her for her over - confidence in the kitchen during their marriage.

One true sad divorce story is about a couple who had been together for 20 years. They had two children. The husband got a new job that required a lot of travel. Slowly, they grew apart. The wife felt lonely and the husband was always tired. They started arguing more and more. Eventually, they decided to divorce. It was so sad for the kids as they had to split their time between two homes.

Sure. Once my friend was trying to be cool while skateboarding. He did a big jump, but then his skateboard flew one way and he landed in a bush the other way. He was completely unharmed but looked like a mess with leaves all over him.

At a zoo, a monkey took a hat from a visitor and started wearing it. It then posed for the cameras as if it knew exactly what it was doing. The visitor was shocked at first but then found it really funny. It was a moment that made everyone around burst into laughter.

Sure. One time, my friend went to a coffee shop. He ordered a latte and sat down. When the barista called out his name for the drink, he stood up so quickly that he knocked over his chair. Everyone stared but then started laughing, including him. It was really funny and very true.