What are the most amusing Pineapple Express funny stories?

Well, once a character in Pineapple Express thought he could outrun a dog on a bike while high. He pedaled furiously, shouting at the dog, but ended up crashing into a bush. It was hilarious to see him emerge all disheveled with leaves in his hair.

A really funny story involves Will Smith. He was doing a press conference and a fly kept buzzing around him. Instead of swatting it away like normal, he started having a conversation with the fly. He was like 'Hey, little fly, are you here for the interview too?' It was so silly but also very entertaining.

A bard once told a story about a Tarrasque that got stuck in a mud pit. The more it struggled, the deeper it sank. The villagers nearby were initially terrified but then started to laugh as they realized the mighty Tarrasque was helpless for the moment. Some of them even threw flowers at it, thinking it was a new form of entertainment.

A really funny Glastonbury story involves a food vendor. A customer ordered a burger and when the vendor handed it over, a seagull swooped in and grabbed the burger right out of the customer's hand. The customer's face was priceless. He just stared in disbelief for a moment and then burst out laughing. And the vendor gave him a new burger for free. This kind of unexpected and comical moment is what makes Glastonbury so special.

Well, there's the story where a leprechaun tries to ride a squirrel. He thought it would be as easy as riding a horse. But the squirrel had other ideas and started running up and down trees with the leprechaun hanging on for dear life. It was quite a sight, and all the forest animals gathered around to watch the chaos.

In Glasgow, there was an incident at a local market. A vendor was selling umbrellas. A strong wind suddenly blew, and all the umbrellas opened up at once, looking like a field of giant colorful mushrooms. People were running around trying to catch the flying umbrellas and it was quite a hilarious sight.

There was a lawsuit between two restaurants over the recipe of a very common dish. The plaintiff claimed that the other restaurant stole their secret recipe, but when the recipes were compared, they were almost identical to the basic recipe that has been around for ages. The whole legal battle seemed rather silly as it was over something so common. This story often makes people in the legal field chuckle.

A bloodhound named Rosie once got lost in her own backyard while trying to track a scent her owner planted for training. She ended up circling around a tree for ages, getting more and more confused as she went. It was hilarious to watch her determination even when she was clearly in the wrong place.

There was a story of a triathlete who, during the swim, got tangled up in a bunch of seaweed. He emerged from the water looking like a sea monster covered in green strands. Everyone couldn't help but laugh. But he just shrugged it off and continued with the race.

There was a girl who was really excited about a new type of Nuvaring case she got. She showed it to all her friends, but then she lost the Nuvaring inside the new case. She was so frustrated. She searched everywhere in her purse and finally found it stuck to the side of the case. It was a bit of a clumsy but funny moment for her.