What are some of the best dildo stories you've heard?

A student I knew was always behind in his coursework due to lack of focus. With Adderall, he aced all his exams. It was amazing how he could suddenly concentrate and retain information.

Someone told me about their trip to Kenya. They went on a safari and saw lions, elephants, and giraffes up close. They described how the animals moved and interacted in their natural habitat. It was such an exciting story about experiencing the wild side of Africa.

A couple once went on a backpacking trip across Southeast Asia. They were on a tight budget but managed to have an amazing time. They volunteered at local schools in Thailand, teaching English to the kids. In return, the local community welcomed them with open arms and showed them hidden gems of the area that most tourists don't get to see. This story tells us that travel is not just about seeing new places but also about giving back and connecting with local people.

I've heard a story about a person who overcame cocaine addiction and turned their life around. They started using cocaine in a social setting, but it quickly took over their life. However, with strong willpower and the support of family and friends, they managed to break free and now lead a healthy and fulfilling life.

I heard a story where the mother - in - law supported her daughter - in - law's career change wholeheartedly. She took care of the kids when the daughter - in - law had to attend classes and training. It was a great example of how in - laws can be really supportive.

I heard about a couple who got married in Vegas in the most impromptu way. They met at a blackjack table, and within hours, they were at a chapel getting married. It was so spontaneous and romantic.

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I heard a story about two roommates who were both artists. They would often stay up late together, painting and sharing ideas. One day, they decided to combine their styles and create a mural on their living room wall. It turned out to be an amazing piece of art that not only beautified their living space but also became a symbol of their friendship. When they moved out, they actually had a hard time leaving the mural behind.

A friend of mine had a Lyft driver who was a retired history teacher. During the ride, the driver gave an impromptu history lesson about the city they were driving through. It was really fascinating for my friend as she learned a lot of interesting facts. Another story I heard was about a Lyft driver who found a lost wallet in the car and went out of his way to return it to the passenger immediately.

One of the best drunk stories I've heard was about a guy who thought he could talk to the moon. He climbed onto his roof while drunk and started having a full - on conversation with what he believed was the moon. His friends were trying so hard not to laugh and get him down safely.