What does'mom helps measure' mean in a non - inappropriate context?

In a non - inappropriate way, 'tricking mom' might be about fooling her in a light - hearted manner. Say, you tell her you lost something she gave you and then show it to her all along. It's like a little white lie just to create a moment of surprise or amusement.

In a non - inappropriate context, 'First Time with Mom' could refer to the first time a child experiences something special with their mother, like the first time going to a big concert together, or the first time cooking a meal as a team.

Also, in some nautical terms, 'cock' has been used in the past for certain parts of a ship's equipment. So in that sense, 'large cock' could potentially refer to a relatively large part of that equipment, though these terms are not so commonly used in modern nautical language.

Maybe'stocky daddy' is a name given affectionately to an older male figure, like a grandfather or an uncle. He has a certain charm associated with his stocky appearance, perhaps he has a big warm smile and a hearty laugh that makes everyone around him feel good.

In a non - inappropriate sense, it might be the first time a person fingers the fabric of a new type of material, like when a fashion designer first fingers a new silk fabric to feel its texture and quality.

Well, if we try to break it down in a non - vulgar way, 'straight' might imply something linear or uncomplicated. But 'anal' is a term that is often associated with inappropriate content. In a more general sense, perhaps it could be misconstrued as something related to a direct or initial approach to a topic that involves the anus in a very scientific or anatomical study, but this is really stretching it. We should really avoid using such ambiguous and potentially inappropriate terms in normal conversation.

It could also be related to a particular activity. Say you love reading, so the time you spend immersed in a really good book could be your favetime. It's a time when you can escape into different worlds and forget about the daily stresses.

FFM could stand for 'Fast File Manager'. It's a possible meaning in a technological or computer - related context where managing files quickly is important.

It could potentially refer to a story about two boys supporting or helping each other out in a very close and friendly way. For example, in a story where two boys are in a difficult situation and one is always there to'suck up' (figuratively, meaning to be very helpful and supportive) the other's problems.

In a non - erotic context, 'biggest fattest ass mom' could potentially refer to a mother who has a large posterior in a non - sexual, perhaps comical or descriptive way. For example, in a story about a family where the mom is known for her big buttocks, it could be used in a light - hearted, non - sexual way to describe her physical characteristic, like when family members tease each other in a friendly manner.