Tell an interesting joke or story

Here's a kid - friendly joke. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

In a Hindi family, the grandmother was always nagging the grandson to study. One day, the grandson said, 'Grandma, if bookworms are so smart, why are they still in the books?' Grandma was left speechless for a while. Then she said, 'Because they are too busy reading to come out!'

There were many stories to tell the tortoise, and the following was one of them: Once upon a time, there was a dragon king who wanted to hold a groom search for his daughter and required her son-in-law to weigh 90 pounds. One day, a tortoise went to participate in the groom search ceremony, but it weighed only 89 pounds and could not meet the requirements, so it left sadly. On the way, Bastard met two small shrimps. They asked Bastard why he was sad, and Bastard told them what had happened. The shrimp said that the two of them weighed exactly one jin and could hide in the turtle's ears. That way, the turtle's weight could reach 90 jin. Wang Ba felt that this idea was not bad, so they went to participate in the groom search festival together. This joke showed the cooperation between the tortoise and the shrimp in a humorous way, bringing joy and laughter to people.

Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Some think that knock - knock jokes have their roots in children's games. Kids like the rhythm of saying 'Knock - knock' and waiting for a response. Over time, adults also started using them. They grew in popularity as they are easy to remember and can be adapted with different words and puns. For example, 'Knock - knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!' This shows how flexible they are.

Once upon a time, there was a man who always heard strange noises at night. One night, he followed the noise to the attic. He opened the creaky door and saw a pair of glowing eyes. But it was just his cat wearing his old glasses. Ha ha.

Yes, they can. A newfie joke story could be like this. A newfie was visiting the big city. He saw an escalator for the first time. He stood there watching it for a while, then he said to his friend, 'Look at that moving staircase. I bet it's broken. It's going up and down all the time for no reason!' His friend just laughed at his innocent confusion.

There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' See, fish can't drive tanks but they don't know that, which makes it a funny mix - up of ideas. It plays on the double meaning of 'tank' - as in a container for fish and a military vehicle.

Santa Claus was feeling a bit under the weather one Christmas. He went to see his doctor. The doctor said, 'Santa, you have a bad case of the North Pole flu. You need to rest.' Santa replied, 'But doctor, I have so many toys to deliver!' The doctor said, 'Well, if you don't rest, you might end up delivering coughs and sneezes along with the toys!'

One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.