Tell an interesting joke or story for kids

Joke time. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

In a Hindi family, the grandmother was always nagging the grandson to study. One day, the grandson said, 'Grandma, if bookworms are so smart, why are they still in the books?' Grandma was left speechless for a while. Then she said, 'Because they are too busy reading to come out!'

Here is one. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. (A play on the word 'patience' sounding like 'patients'.)

Kids Jokes 100 is a collection of 100 jokes suitable for children. These jokes could make children happy and learn humor. Some of the jokes included: the little bee wanted to marry the mosquito because the mosquito sang well; the father took the baby to a concert, and the baby asked the father when he could saw the wooden box; a little girl asked what was in the pregnant woman's stomach, and the pregnant woman replied that it was the baby, and the little girl blamed the pregnant woman for eating the baby. These jokes were suitable for children to listen to. They could bring them joy and entertainment.

A little girl told her mom, 'Mom, I just saw a magician. He did a trick and made a rabbit disappear. But I think he should work on his skills because I can make my allowance disappear without any magic!' This joke combines the idea of magic tricks with the common experience of kids losing their allowance, which is quite funny for children.

There were many stories to tell the tortoise, and the following was one of them: Once upon a time, there was a dragon king who wanted to hold a groom search for his daughter and required her son-in-law to weigh 90 pounds. One day, a tortoise went to participate in the groom search ceremony, but it weighed only 89 pounds and could not meet the requirements, so it left sadly. On the way, Bastard met two small shrimps. They asked Bastard why he was sad, and Bastard told them what had happened. The shrimp said that the two of them weighed exactly one jin and could hide in the turtle's ears. That way, the turtle's weight could reach 90 jin. Wang Ba felt that this idea was not bad, so they went to participate in the groom search festival together. This joke showed the cooperation between the tortoise and the shrimp in a humorous way, bringing joy and laughter to people.

Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Some think that knock - knock jokes have their roots in children's games. Kids like the rhythm of saying 'Knock - knock' and waiting for a response. Over time, adults also started using them. They grew in popularity as they are easy to remember and can be adapted with different words and puns. For example, 'Knock - knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!' This shows how flexible they are.

Once upon a time, there was a man who always heard strange noises at night. One night, he followed the noise to the attic. He opened the creaky door and saw a pair of glowing eyes. But it was just his cat wearing his old glasses. Ha ha.

Yes, they can. A newfie joke story could be like this. A newfie was visiting the big city. He saw an escalator for the first time. He stood there watching it for a while, then he said to his friend, 'Look at that moving staircase. I bet it's broken. It's going up and down all the time for no reason!' His friend just laughed at his innocent confusion.