Can you share some funny autopsy stories?

One scary autopsy story is about a body that had strange markings. When the autopsy began, the coroner noticed deep, unexplained scratches all over the body. It was later discovered that the person had been in a derelict building before death and something unknown might have attacked them. It sent chills down the spines of everyone in the morgue.

A really interesting and funny autopsy story is when they found a set of false teeth in a very unexpected place. The false teeth were not in the mouth where they should be but in the stomach. It seems the person had some sort of accident and the teeth ended up there. Another one is about a person who had a lot of little pebbles in their intestines. The person liked to collect pebbles and for some reason had swallowed quite a few. In yet another case, an autopsy showed that a man had a small toy car in his body. It was a mystery how it got there, but it sure made for a funny story.

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.

Sure. Here is one. A man went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally someone thinks I'm a king!'

A little boy was asked by his teacher what his father did for a living. He said, 'He's a magician. He can turn the TV into a timeout just by looking at it.' It was so cute and funny.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Just a short and simple funny story.

Sure. One funny 911 story is about a man who called because he thought his neighbor's dog was singing too loudly. He was really serious about it, but it turned out the dog just barked in a strange way that made it seem like it was 'crooning'. The operator had a hard time keeping a straight face.

Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down, looking very confused.

Sure. There was a man whose will stated that his entire collection of novelty socks should be given to his dog. Every time the dog wore a pair, it looked so hilarious with the socks flopping around as it walked.