How about 'Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.' It's simple, funny, and has a nice touch to it.
One funny cartoon quote is from SpongeBob: 'I'm ready! I'm ready!'. It always makes me laugh.
There's a great one from Mickey Mouse: 'Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!' Simple but so funny. The repetition adds to the charm.
One funny quote is from SpongeBob SquarePants: 'I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!' It always makes me laugh.
There are tons! Like 'I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.' That one always cracks me up.
One that I think is hilarious is 'I have a sweet tooth, and it has its own ZIP code!' It just makes you imagine a crazy big sweet tooth. These quotes often use wordplay or exaggeration to make us laugh about our love for food.
One funny quote could be: 'I thought sledding was easy, but it's like trying to ride a wild unicorn!'
One funny quote could be from Mickey Mouse: 'I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse.'
There's also 'I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.' This quote is funny because it plays on the common worry about money in a lighthearted way.
There's this classic from SpongeBob SquarePants: 'I'm ready! I'm ready!' It's simple but super funny. Also, Mickey Mouse has said 'Oh, boy!' which is quite popular and amusing.
One funny quote could be 'I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.' It works well in cartoons to show confusion in a funny way. Some cartoons also use quotes like 'Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience!' for a laugh.