Another joke: Why was the cartoon dog always so tired? Because it was dog-tired all the time! This joke uses the common phrase 'dog-tired' in a creative way for a humorous effect.
A mother is like a flower. Every Mother's Day, you should water her with love, not wine... just kidding! Another joke could be: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up! This is a classic type of joke where we use personification of vegetables to create a light - hearted and funny moment, and it can be shared on Mother's Day to bring a smile.
Joke: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. And on Mother's Day, the kids put a tissue with a 'Happy Mother's Day' note on it and made it 'dance' for mom when she woke up. Story: A single mother worked hard every day. On Mother's Day, her neighbors surprised her with a home - cooked meal and a bouquet of flowers. She was so touched as she didn't expect such kindness from them.
Here's one: The guy working at the grocery store was so busy that when he tried to take a break, the produce started talking to him, saying 'You can't leave us now!'
One Halloween cartoon joke is: Why don't ghosts use elevators? Because they like to float up the stairs!
There's this joke where a dog in a cartoon keeps getting lost in a maze and keeps ending up at the same spot. It's so funny because of the dog's confused expressions. Also, when a rabbit tries to jump over a hurdle but keeps tripping makes for a great cartoon joke.
One short cartoon joke is: Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
Well, one could be: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
One cute cartoon joke is: Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack up!
One funny cartoon joke is: Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
One funny cartoon joke is when a cat tries to catch a mouse but keeps slipping on a banana peel.