What are some funny husband and wife jokes in Hindi cartoon?

There are many like 'The husband asks his wife why she's always late. The wife says, 'Because I have to make myself look beautiful for you!'

One funny joke could be: A husband comes home and sees his wife cooking. He says, 'Wow, you look like a professional chef!' She replies, 'And you look like a professional couch potato!'

Well, there's one like 'Ek bandar ne apne dost se kaha, maine aaj subah itni der se ped par latkha hai, lekin koi mujhe nahi dekha. Dost bola, kyunki tumne bhi nahi dekha ki woh log bhi nahi dekh rahe.'

Here's another one: 'Ek din chacha ji ghar aaye aur bete ne poocha, chacha ji aap itne din kahan the? Chacha ji bola, main jail mein tha. Bete ne kaha, kya hua? Chacha ji bola, main ek cycle chori ki thi. Bete ne kaha, par chacha ji aap to cycle chalane nahi aate. Chacha ji bola, par police wale nahi jante the!'

There's this one: A Hindi cartoon character goes to a shop and asks for a 'laughing gas' cylinder. The shopkeeper is confused and says we don't have that. The character replies, 'Then give me a normal gas cylinder, I'll make it funny myself!'

There's this joke where a Hindi cartoon animal goes to a party wearing a wrong costume and everyone laughs. It's a classic and always makes people giggle.

Here's another: 'Ek din sher ne bandar ko dekha aur bola, tu kitna chota hai. Bandar bola, main chota hoon lekin mera dil bada hai.'

Here's another one. A Hindi cartoon elephant is trying to fit into a small car and keeps saying, 'This just won't work!' It's funny because you don't expect an elephant to try and get in a car.

There's one where the cat says something hilarious in Hindi about getting lost in a big city.

Here's one: A monkey went to a shop to buy a banana but the shopkeeper said we don't sell bananas to monkeys. That's a funny one!