Here's a short cartoon joke for you: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
One short cartoon joke is: Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!
A short cartoon joke could be: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Here's another one. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
One short bedtime story joke could be: Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
A joke: Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. A short story: Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit. It was very curious about the world outside the forest. One day, it decided to go on an adventure. It met a friendly deer on the way, and they became friends and explored the world together.
How about this one: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well. Hope these make you laugh!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! This is a classic short and funny comic joke that plays on the idea of walls having a conversation.
One Halloween cartoon joke is: Why don't ghosts use elevators? Because they like to float up the stairs!
There's this joke where a dog in a cartoon keeps getting lost in a maze and keeps ending up at the same spot. It's so funny because of the dog's confused expressions. Also, when a rabbit tries to jump over a hurdle but keeps tripping makes for a great cartoon joke.
Another joke: Why was the cartoon dog always so tired? Because it was dog-tired all the time! This joke uses the common phrase 'dog-tired' in a creative way for a humorous effect.
Well, one could be: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
One cute cartoon joke is: Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack up!