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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

"Leo, don't you love me again?" "I don't, so stop." Leo said, stealing glances at the woman in the driver seat, who doesn't seem to care about the fact that another woman was with him. He was stunned when the woman beside him took advantage of his distraction and sealed his lips with her own. "Don't you miss this?" She asked. "Get out!" He screamed. After getting rid of his ex that kept pestering him, he swallowed hard before, "I'm sorry you had to see that." He said. "What's my business with that?" She fired back. ......... "You know I can't be killed by humans, except you right?" She asked. "I know." "Then what are you doing here? What if this was a trap?" She felt so pissed right now and couldn't get the feeling of his racing heart off her mind. Could it be that he has been in love with her, all these while? She wasn't ready to face the truth and seeing the determination in his eyes before opening his mouth to talk, "let's just leave." She said. She couldn't face his response. ......... "You know, I just feel like kissing you right now." She said and his eyes went huge. Did he hear right? The woman that hated him so much and didn't bother hiding it, actually said that? "Well... umm." He was still searching for a reply, because he refused to believe this is real, but Clara wasn't asking for permission. She just let him know what she felt like doing. She limited the space between their lips to nothing and took his lower one in between her lips, while his lashes fluttered continuously. "Don't let that woman touch you again. I don't like it!" She declared, claiming her man. join the server link: https://discord.gg/Q7tY3F8

Réincarnée dans une autre vie, Fang Pingying se transforme d'une épouse militaire timide en une belle-fille féroce, déterminée à s'enrichir et à atteindre le sommet de la vie, devenant une femme riche et belle. Plus important encore, elle jure de reconquérir le cœur de son sérieux mari militaire. Mots-clés : mariage militaire, histoire exaltante. PS : C'est une fiction moderne, ne pas la confondre directement.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Jordan Silver est l'auteur de plus de cent cinquante romans et nouvelles couvrant plusieurs genres, y compris la romance, l'érotisme et la fiction pour jeunes adultes. Toutes les œuvres présentent des mâles alpha exagérés et les femmes qui les aiment, avec une garantie de fin heureuse. Colton Lyon est un motard dur comme le fer qui n'a pas de temps pour les conneries. Il avait depuis longtemps renoncé à la vie facile que lui offrait son éducation riche pour vivre selon ses propres termes. Il vit intensément et aime encore plus intensément mais n'a pas encore rencontré de femme qu'il désire plus que pour quelques coups, jusqu'à ce qu'il rencontre sa nouvelle assistante. La petite souris timide qui a peur de son ombre. Il lui a donné une semaine, même si son bras droit l'avait supplié de lui donner le poste. Rien ne le déteste plus que les femmes pleurnichardes qui ont peur de leur propre ombre. Kat traverse le pays pour échapper à un passé sombre qui l'a laissée marquée. À peine dix-huit ans, elle devrait avoir toute sa vie devant elle, mais au lieu de cela, la peur lui a volé l'étincelle qu'elle avait autrefois. Quand elle rencontre son nouveau patron pour la première fois, elle sait qu'il n'y a aucun moyen qu'elle puisse accepter le travail, il est tout simplement trop en tout avec son comportement bourru et ses regards brûlants. La première fois qu'elle a failli s'évanouir à la vue de ses bras musclés et tatoués, elle a su qu'elle était en difficulté. Pendant ce temps, Colton essayait de comprendre quel genre de sort la petite souris lui avait jeté pour qu'il ne puisse pas arrêter de penser à elle. Peu importe comment il essaie de l'éviter, il y a juste quelque chose à propos d'elle qui le retient

Jordan Silver é autora de mais de cento e cinquenta romances e novelas abrangendo múltiplos gêneros, incluindo romance, erótica e ficção new adult. Todas as obras apresentam homens alfa exagerados e as mulheres que os amam, com garantia de final feliz. Colton Lyon é um motoqueiro durão que não tem tempo para besteiras. Há muito tempo ele abandonou a vida fácil proporcionada por sua criação rica para viver a vida em seus próprios termos. Ele vive intensamente e ama ainda mais intensamente, mas ainda não conheceu uma mulher que quisesse por mais do que algumas transas, isso até conhecer sua nova assistente. A potrinha tímida que tem medo da própria sombra. Ele lhe deu uma semana, mesmo que seu braço direito tivesse implorado para dar-lhe o emprego. Nada que ele odeie mais do que mulheres chorosas com medo da própria sombra. Kat está se mudando para o outro lado do país para escapar de um passado sombrio que a deixou marcada. Com apenas dezoito anos, ela deveria ter toda a vida pela frente, mas o medo roubou dela a faísca que ela tinha antes. Quando ela conhece seu novo chefe pela primeira vez, sabe que não poderia aceitar o emprego, ele é simplesmente demais em todos os aspectos com seu comportamento rude e aqueles olhares ardentes. Na primeira vez que quase desmaiou ao ver seus braços musculosos tatuados, ela soube que estava em apuros. Enquanto isso, Colton estava tentando descobrir que tipo de feitiço a pequena ratinha havia feito nele para mantê-la em sua mente. Não importa como ele tente evitar, há algo nela que o mantém

The Bullsh*t System, a system unlike normal systems, created purely to relieve the boredom of 12 divinities. 346 hosts have already died while striving to complete its quests, all in a futile attempt to reach a higher level of existence. It was now the turn of Shu Himo, the 347th host. Will he be able to survive its quests? Will he reach a higher level of existence? Or will he die, exactly like his 346 predecessors? Shu Himo: "Obviously I will be able to!" System: [Able to do what?] Shu Himo: "Become the strongest, obviously!" System: [Funny.] ---- This novel is being rewritten in another site, feel free to read it from there with this link: <https://moonquill.com/book/101>

All four stories Kris T. Bethke’s best-selling contemporary series combined into one box set for the first time! Contains the stories:<br><br><strong>Something Like Hope:</strong> Actor Aaron Zeller finally gets his big break. But when another lead actor, Lucas Logan, doesn’t seem happy, Aaron is confused. Feelings bloom but can they find their way to happily ever after?<br><br><strong> Something Like Trust:</strong> Jared’s skills are honed sharp, and that extends to making sure a lover has what he needs. Brandon Culpepper is one of a kind, and fits with Jared perfectly. But their lives seem to want to keep them apart. Can they learn to trust each other?<br><br><strong> Something Like Peace:</strong> Dan Jacobs has finally embraced his sexuality. Fooling around with his show’s sometime director Vincent Stevens probably isn’t the best idea. But together they found something that works. Can they recognize the peace it brings them?<br><br><strong> Something Like Want:</strong> Alex Lockhart is a shining star, but when one night of passion turns into the biggest betrayal, Alex doesn’t know how he can recover. Spencer Johns was everything he wanted, and now he’s Alex’s worst enemy. But that doesn’t stop Alex from wanting Spencer. And Spencer wants him back. Can want be enough?

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!