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BeansMeme

BeansMeme

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
Realistic
7 Chs
Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
Fantasy
9 Chs
How is the coefficient of fiction measured?
It can be measured experimentally. For example, by using a setup where one object is made to slide over another and measuring the force required to keep it moving at a constant velocity. The coefficient of fiction is then calculated as the ratio of the frictional force to the normal force.
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2024-11-24 19:25
How are building stories measured?
Building stories are typically measured from the floor of one level to the floor of the next. So it's the vertical distance between consecutive floors.
1 answer
2024-11-01 17:31
How big is a story measured in feet?
It really depends on the specific story. Some stories might be short and could be measured in just a few feet, while others could be very long and might need hundreds of feet to represent their length.
2 answers
2024-10-05 12:35
How long is a story typically measured?
Well, the length of a story can be measured in words, pages, or chapters. It depends on the genre and the author's style. A short story could be around 1,000 to 7,500 words, while a novel can have tens of thousands or more.
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2024-10-07 09:08
How is the length of a novel typically measured?
Typically, the length of a novel is measured by the number of words. However, in the publishing world, it can also be categorized in a more general sense such as short novel (usually under 40,000 words), novella (around 40,000 - 60,000 words), and novel (over 60,000 words). Another way could be by the number of pages, but this can be less accurate as it depends on factors like font size, page margins, and line spacing.
2 answers
2024-10-28 05:29
How is time measured in science fiction?
Well, in science fiction, time measurement can be really creative. There are concepts like 'chronons' which are fictional units of time. Also, time could be measured based on the decay rate of a certain energy source unique to a fictional universe. In some post - apocalyptic sci - fi, time might be measured from the cataclysmic event that changed the world. It's all about creating a unique time - keeping system to fit the strange and wonderful worlds of science fiction.
1 answer
2024-11-18 15:15
Why are there different sizes of cartoon penises?
The variation in the size of cartoon penises could be related to the creator's imagination or an attempt to convey a particular message or theme. However, it's a rather odd and potentially inappropriate topic.
1 answer
2025-04-02 16:32
What are the implications of cartoons showing penises?
This is a highly inappropriate and potentially offensive topic. Cartoons showing such content can have negative effects on viewers, especially young ones, and may violate social and moral norms.
3 answers
2025-05-03 13:13
What are the characteristics of cartoon images of penises?
Such images are often considered inappropriate and vulgar. They typically lack elegance and may violate social norms and moral standards.
2 answers
2025-05-09 00:29
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