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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
Fantasy
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
Fantasy
2751 Chs
What are some short stories that teach how to respect authority?
One such story could be 'The Principal's Decision'. It shows how a student initially rebels against the principal's rules but eventually learns to respect them when they understand the reasons behind them.
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2024-10-08 02:50
Is there a better novel than My Respect?
There were novels similar to My Respect: 1: Fairy, Your Character Set Has Been Changed by Me, Author: Old Man Dong 2:"You Can't Imagine the Joy of a Director", Author: Moon's Stargate 3."Gao Wu Changsheng: Invincible from the moment you see the entry." Author: Snow Fox 4. Yunhua Yao Ji, Author: Qi Zong 5. Cultivation in the Post-Apotheosized Era. Author: Dongzhou 6."Cultivate and Cultivate in Troubled Times", Author: Changhong Jushi 7."Immortality and Cultivation, Starting from Half a Year of Life." Author: A 70-year-old man cultivating. The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1:"Fairy, I've changed your character setting":"Fairy, I've changed your character setting." "It's true.“ 2."You Can't Imagine the Happiness of a Director": According to media reports, he was China's Steven Spielberg, who had won dozens of international Best Director titles. In the eyes of the female celebrities, he was the king, a god who could turn stone into gold. His words contained the laws of heaven, and he could decide life and death with a single thought. He was the godfather of the entertainment industry who could make anyone famous. Y, Bilibili, W-Bo, D-Flap. The movie entries with his topic exceeded 100,000, and the views exceeded a trillion. He was known as the uncrowned king of the film capital circle. It was him, Li Muge, a future movie maker who once declared,"I will come, I will see, I will conquer." 3."Gao Wu Changsheng: Invincible from the moment you see the entry" The rejuvenation of reiki, the global mutation, and danger lurked everywhere. Fortunately, Ning Yi had awakened his True Eyes and could see through everything. The seemingly unremarkable ancient cauldron contained an ancient precious technique. One sword could kill ghosts and gods, as well as the sun, moon, and stars. The square seal in the museum carried an endless pressure. With a single thought, it could suppress the mountains and seas, suppressing all enemies in the world. ... When the sun and the moon shone together, the spiritual qi completely recovered, and the ancient beasts appeared together, the whole world fell into panic. Ning Yi, alone, wiped out the enemies of the world. 4.<<Yunhua Yao Ji>> I am a demon exorcist that is not very popular. However, his ability was not weak. Just when I thought that I was going to spend my life calmly slaying demons. I lost my blade. A demon slayer losing his blade is no different from losing his life, but I found another blade. This saber had a human-shaped saber spirit. The following is the story of how I brought the idiotic demon servant and the human-shaped saber spirit with facial paralysis (crossed out) around the world to eliminate demons. Why did he have to exterminate demons? It was not a matter of national hatred. It was purely a matter of profession. This book does not cultivate immortality. 5."Immortal Cultivation in the Post-Apotheosized Era": Dark Reality + Family Immortal Cultivation + Apotheosis + Group Statues + Hegemony + Machiavellian Tactics. After the apotheosis, the three religions split up and established the structure of the Greater World under the leadership of the Heavenly Court. After the Journey to the West, the Tao disappeared and the Buddha rose. After tens of thousands of years, the heavenly secrets became chaotic again, and the third battle for karmic luck began silently. In the Immortal Qin Great World, Xu Ya of the Xu Clan had failed to break through to the Zifu Disciple realm. His soul had awakened the memories of his previous life on the Blue Planet… (The style of writing is more realistic. There are no good people in this book that conform to the values of modern people in the traditional sense. Please do not evaluate the characters in the book with modern values.) 6."Cultivate and Cultivate in Troubled Times": In the vast cultivation world, human lives are like grass! Wang Feihong transmigrated to Mingtong City Square and became an older immortal cultivator youth. He relied on hard labor to survive. Until one day, the little black gourd that had transmigrated with him mutated. There were a hundred mu of ling fields inside the gourd. A year inside was equivalent to a day outside. [This is a sure thing!] Wang Feihong held the gourd excitedly, as if he had seen hope… 7:"Immortal Cultivation, Starting from Half a Year of Life": May I ask, is it too late to start cultivating at the age of 70?
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2025-01-28 21:32
My friend and my wife: A story of friendship and respect
A healthy relationship between your friend and your wife should be based on respect and appropriate boundaries. For example, they can share common interests like a love for books or gardening. This kind of friendship can be positive for everyone involved as long as it stays within the bounds of propriety.
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2024-12-02 04:12
Love my school, respect my teacher's speech
Dear leaders and students, Hello everyone! Today, the theme of my speech is "Love my school and respect my teachers". School is where we grow up, where we learn knowledge, cultivate morality, and shape our personalities. Teachers are our mentors, the light that guides us on the path of growth. In school life, teachers always accompany us, give us help and support, so that we can face the challenges of learning and life more confidently. Teachers not only impart knowledge to us, but also teach us the truth of life and the way of life. They used their hard work and selfless dedication to make us feel love and warmth. On our path of growth, teachers are not only teachers, but also friends and relatives. In school life, we met many teachers, some of whom benefited us a lot, some of whom brought us laughter and happiness. But no matter what, they are people we should respect and be grateful to. Today, I would like to express my gratitude to all the teachers and appeal to all of you: Love my school and respect my teacher. Let's cherish everything that the school and teachers have given us and use our actions to repay the care and love of the school and teachers. Finally, I wish everyone a wonderful time in school, excellent results, and the realization of your dreams! Thank you, everyone!
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2024-09-22 18:21
How to respect boundaries in a relationship with my girlfriend?
Respecting boundaries in a relationship with your girlfriend is crucial. First, communicate openly. Ask her about her comfort levels in various aspects like personal space, time with friends, and physical affection. For example, if she needs some alone time to study or unwind, respect that. Second, always get her explicit consent for any form of physical contact. This shows that you value her feelings and autonomy. Third, respect her privacy, don't go through her personal things without permission.
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2024-12-10 22:54
My lord, please respect yourself, Junhua.
" My Lord's Respect " was a fantasy novel created by Junhua. The story told the adventures of the protagonist, Mayor Hai, who was a village chief in ancient times. The novel had a total of 157 chapters, updated to chapter 157. We are unable to understand more about the plot and content of " My Lord's Respect ".
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2025-01-16 21:02
The royal authority
I don't know what 'royal authority' is. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the original work of " Little Fox Demon Matchmaker " to understand the plot in advance!
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2024-10-21 14:55
How can 'cartman depressed fanfic' explore Cartman's character in depth?
In 'cartman depressed fanfic', it can show a different side of Cartman. Usually, he is portrayed as a brash and often mean character. But when depressed, we can see his vulnerability. For instance, his usual bravado might disappear, and we can explore what lies beneath his tough exterior.
3 answers
2024-12-12 13:51
A novel as good as Madam, Please Respect My Profession
There were novels similar to "Madam, Please Respect My Occupation" 1. Exiled Immortal, Author: Vulgar Half-Immortal 2:"I'm a messenger of death, why do I need longevity?" Author: It's Yiran 3."It's too dangerous to fight for the throne. I choose to be the leader of the Demon Cult." Author: Want to drink spicy soup? 4:"Say the Right Way, You Demoness Are Going to Match Secret Symbols with Me?" Author: Gu Shaojue Paper 5:"Girl, Let Me Block For A Moment", Author: Ming Ming Bai Bai 6:"It's too difficult to cultivate magic. I'd better farm monsters." Author: Really Intoxicated 7:"I'm Really Not Your Husband", Author: A Pig Who Hids During the Day and Appears at Night 8:"Fairy, Your Real Name Has Been Revealed by Me", Author: Bai Jiahong 9:"I'm a ghost cultivator! Why Are All Skills Xuan Men Tao Technique? Author: Riding a Deer to the Sky 10:"This Fox Fairy Is Too Inhumane", Author: Bachlen [Taoist Priest, Stop Fighting. The Great Dao is about to be obliterated. Author: Yi Huowang] "Madam, Please Respect My Occupation", Author: Yin Xinyue "Sorry, I'm Slightly Better", Author: Wu Sanmao Chapter 14:"Undercover Cultivation in the Devil's Doctrine", Author: Fatty Zhang 15:"Who taught you to cultivate like this?" Author: Ships by the Coast I Can't Cultivate, I Choose the System to Become a Sage. Author: Miyike Please Slay the Demon, Your Highness. Author: Jian Dao This Censor Is Really Murderous, The Empress Was Spitted to Tears Again. Author: Zuo An Qi Ye I Served To Become An Immortal After Doing All The Good Things, Author: Chaotic Winter Melon Spirit The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Bizarre Exile Immortal": During the Great Wilderness Era, desolate beasts ran amok in the Nine Regions. Yinglong swallowed the four seasons. Torch Dragon opened its eyes and turned it into day. Golden Crow controlled the sun. Heaven Wu controlled the sea... At the end of the Great Wilderness, the human race received the teachings of the heavens, opened up spiritual cultivation, and produced many experts. Finally, the desolate beasts were suppressed in the mountains and seas of the Nine Provinces with the strange book, the Classic of Mountains and Seas. 537 years. At the beginning of spring, the Book of Mountains and Seas was stolen, and troubled times were about to start. On the summer solstice, in Taiping Mansion, the birds occupied the magpie's nest and all kinds of birds paid homage to the phoenix. At the autumnal equinox, Ning Cheng woke up in Taiping Prefecture. The monster in his memory made all the living beings in Nine Regions go crazy. In the cold, Ning Cheng received a report letter to Princess Taiping." "The city of Xining Cheng is actually a Sinkhole evil spirit. It likes to be crafty and violent, and it feeds on fear. Princess, please kill this bastard." 2:"I'm a messenger of death, why do I need longevity?" He passed through the Xianxia world and died suddenly again. Xu An became a messenger of death under the governance of Yangzhou Yin Court. He had thought that he would be able to live a leisurely life from nine to five with more money. However, he did not expect all kinds of things to come knocking on his door one after another. What does the diversion of the River Styx have to do with me? If the ghost is full of trouble, then you should find a general judge. What can I do? Was there a problem with the Yellow Springs Road? It couldn't be that Meng Po's soup was mixed with water, right? Wait, why was the City God Temple burned down? Put down that statue and come at me if you have any problems! I've never been so speechless in my two lifetimes. I have to care about the dead, but I also have to care about the living? Alright, alright, stop rushing me. I'm saving the three worlds. 3."It's too dangerous to fight for the throne. I choose to be the leader of the Demon Cult": Sprout I like the author's new book. I'm currently chasing it, but I suggest you take care of it. 4:"Say it's the right way, you witch, you want to use secret codes with me?": The disciple of the righteous path and the young master of the Concord Union. These two identities were tied together. Was Su Geng of the righteous path or the demonic path? This was the first time he had met Sect Master Concord, and his eyes were filled with admiration! Su Geng was dumbfounded. It was said that cultivation had to be done step by step, but Su Geng did not take the usual path. Cultivation was stolen, formations were comprehended with modern thinking, treasures were obtained by accident, and beauties were… It was reasonable for a spy to be cautious, right? However, as the young master of the demonic sect, shouldn't he be more arrogant? There were no demons in the world, only jealous people. 5:"Girl, let me check": The ancestor concluded," ️️️1 2 Work Information: Word Count: W (End) Tagged: 3 Tweet: 6."It's too difficult to cultivate the devil, I'll just farm monsters." A great man of the devil path once said this. Devil cultivators of our generation should be free and follow their hearts, respecting their own desires and forging a supreme devil heart. This was the logic. However, Jiang Xun realized that it was a little difficult to do it…Why is there something wrong with my Demon Heart? 7:"I'm Really Not Your Husband": It's Good Believe me, I have good taste 8."Fairy, your real name has been seen through by me." White Jade City disguised as the Heavenly Fate Demon Lord. It did not have the memories of the original Demon Lord, but it awakened the ability to see the words above other people's heads. Don't panic, I have the advantage! Until he saw his subordinates. [Cold Moon Saintess],[Sick Ninja],[Demoness],[Great Scholar]… Hey, what kind of weird title do you have? Traitors and spies were loyal on the surface. Life was like a play, and he had long seen through everything. This book is also known as Husky's Wolf King. 9:"I'm a ghost cultivator! Zhang Ling passed through the world of Liaozhai and became a ghost at the beginning. He was beaten to never be reincarnated. Fortunately, he was saved by the old Taoist Songyang and taught the orthodox ghost cultivation method of Xuanmen. Thus, with the help of the proficiency panel, the style became like this: Zhang Ling held the peach wood sword in his hand and cast the Golden Light Spell. With a series of thunder spells, the evil spirit's soul was scattered. Many years later, there was a rumor in the martial world that another heavenly master had appeared in Baihao Temple. "I'm a ghost cultivator!" Why are all of his skills Xuanmen Mantras?" …… Master Songyang, who had always said that he did not have long to live, had unknowingly lived for another 300 years. Eldest Senior Brother, who chopped firewood and plowed the land every day, crushed a ten-thousand-year-old demon king who came to take revenge with a manure fork. Second Senior Sister, who washed clothes and cooked every day, suppressed countless Ghost Kings under the washboard. Zhang Ling: "They're all acting me, right? Let's see who can act to the end!" Many years later, the Demon Lord attacked, Eldest Senior Brother fell to the ground, and Second Senior Sister vomited blood… "It's finally my turn to act as you guys!" He held the Nine Tribulations Peachwood Sword and cast the Mystic Golden Light Spell. With a burst of Mystic Yin True Thunder, he slashed the Demon Venerable into pieces. "Why is Little Junior Brother so fierce?" "It's all thanks to the heavens!" …… Nie Xiaoqian said,"Your loyalty is not enough to repay ten deaths. I am willing to return with you. I have no regrets." However, you have enough Xuan Yang in your body and dare not obey." "Little Qian, look again?" Zhang Ling asked as he dispelled his spell. Nie Xiaoqian was speechless. "..." Ying Ning was speechless. "..." 10:"This Fox Fairy is too inhuman": Chaos Neutral Entertainment Ren Qihu, very interesting novel, the people in it speak very well, I really like it here!!! | ू·ૅω·́)ᵎᵎᵎ "Taoist Priest, Stop Fighting. The Great Dao is about to be obliterated.""Shuang Wen""New Extreme Dao Points""Cold Humor" The world was falling, who could save the sky? Heaven and earth give birth to evil spirits, and Taoist priests are naturally masculine. I'm Yi Chen, the dust of dust. My Daoist name is Yi Chengzi. I'm 18 years old. I'm afraid of evil and violence. I like to make money. He had traveled to a strange world where demons and ghosts existed and became the Eldest Brother of the Hidden Dragon Temple. Before his master died, he had told him to abide by the path of benevolence and righteousness and take good care of his younger brothers. He had agreed. However, his understanding of benevolence and righteousness was slightly different from his master's. What was benevolence? It was benevolence to divide the wicked and evil spirits into two halves. What was righteousness? Slapping the head of the evil man and ghost into the chest, righteousness was achieved. After his master's death, he relied on the help of his cheat. Unable to awaken his 'spirituality' to cultivate, he embarked on an alternative path of cultivation. Faced with the wolves who were eager to try after his master died, he struck hard and comprehended the true meaning of righteousness. Facing the evil that stood in his way, he would naturally use the iron fist of love to reform them. He killed demons, vanquished devils, tested the sword on spiritual cultivators from all walks of life, and enjoyed the scenery of the world. When he climbed up the peak and looked around blankly, he realized that the demon ghost was just a moss. The world was falling…A thousand-year-old mystery slowly unfolded. The ghost was here. It was immortal and indestructible. Seeing this scene, Yi Chen smiled. Even a vicious dog would be slapped twice when it passed by his Daoist temple. There was actually someone who dared not give him face? Priest Yi stomped on one foot and soared into the sky! "Taoist priest, stop fighting!" The crowd exclaimed."The Great Dao is almost obliterated." 12."Madam, Please Respect My Profession": Demons Rage, Evil Spirits Rebellion. Factions were everywhere, and a hundred schools of thought were contending. After crossing over to the Great Zhou Dynasty, Lu Zhan became a night doctor. Originally, he only wanted to rely on the Demon Subduing Division to lie flat and cultivate. However, when he condensed his second Primordial Spirit, Lu Zhan realized that things were not simple. The sea of the Nine States was calm and quiet, and all the immortals in the hall bowed down. If I take out five primordial spirits, how will you deal with it? … Madam, please respect my profession. Who said that healers can't deal damage? 13:"Sorry, I'm Slightly Better": Sorry, I'm Slightly Better [Anticipation: 3 and a half stars] Key words: To be a scoundrel, to cultivate immortality, to pretend to be a pig to eat a tiger 01 Provincial recommendation: I didn't pass the review. I can't find any sensitive words. I'll delete them here first. 02 The review did not pass 14:"Undercover Cultivation in the Devil's Doctrine":"Eldest Senior Brother." "Three sect extermination battles this month. What if the prison can't hold so many righteous path captives?" "Then send them all to the Cave of White Bones, and I'll personally reform them!" Zhang Wuji thought for a moment and said lightly. The arrogant and cold temperament of the Devil's Doctrine's Eldest Senior Brother, the majestic figure that cared about the lives of the world, was unforgettable. "Senior Brother is mighty!" [Who taught you to cultivate like this?] "Who taught you to cultivate like this?" It was a delightful and interesting novel. The author used a relaxed and funny style to tell a fantasy story about a person who had good grades in the postgraduate entrance examination, went bungee jumping, and then transmigrated to the world of cultivation. The golden finger reward of this book was very ridiculous, bringing many surprises and fun to the readers. The author's style of writing was humorous and humorous, and it was in line with the author's previous book, My Wifey, Each More Weird than the Last. Even though this was a cool novel, it was not brainless. Instead, it had a certain feeling of being brainless. The cheats, the protagonist, the rewards, and the author were all elements that made people interested in the book. I personally think that this is a good book worth recommending. Although it is relatively niche, it is worth more people reading. He hoped that the author could maintain his standards and continue to work hard. This book is suitable for readers who like to read non-serious cultivation and imaginative novels. 16:"I Can't Cultivate, I Choose the System to Become a Sage": The Nine Provinces 'Reiki has been revived for many years. It has become a modern Reiki cultivation world. The protagonist brought the system to travel through time and is at the node of the world's change... [Evaluation: Not bad, surpassing the standards of grain. The author is a famous eunuch in Qidian. To be able to hold a high position as a eunuch, the standard of his novels can be trusted. Whether he can write long novels is often doubted, even if he swore to write at least 1.5 million words.] [17: Please Slay the Demon, Your Highness] Pei Xiunian had finally gotten the opportunity to rise to the top. That day, he killed the Third Prince of Great Zhou and replaced him. -- "Tell me, who did you see last night?" The Empress Dowager sneered and threw out a few portraits. They were of the Qing Qiu fox demon, the white-robed sword cultivator, and the Taoist priest. Pei Xiunian gritted his teeth and swore."Heaven and earth can see this. I didn't go anywhere!" "You don't want to say anything? Someone lock the door!" 18:"This censor is really vicious. The empress was scolded to tears again": A servant rushed over."Master, bad news. Young Master impeached the Grand Tutor this morning…" "Haha, my son is so bold!" The Marquis of Jing 'an laughed loudly. "Young Master even impeached you, Master!" "Did you eat too many immortal pills yesterday?" "The Young Master didn't seem to enjoy himself. He even casually took a copy of His Majesty's book!" "My son…sob, what sin has my Xu family committed…" "I heard from the palace that His Majesty is crying…" The Marquis of Jingan also cried… ------ The Northern Continent's Saint Emperor died in a rage, and the five kingdoms of the Eastern Continent fought for hegemony! Of the Nine Saints of the Heaven Roll, Pure Yang was the leader. The thirteen heroes of the Ranking List of Young Masters dominated an era. The Nine Paths of Jianghu, the Six Paths of Chaos, and the fight between Buddhism and Taoism. Xu Jinfeng opened her eyes wide and spat out all the unfair things in the world with her small censor body. He wanted to set up schools, build Confucian temples, establish Confucian orthodoxies, and compete with the high and mighty two religions and one emperor for the Great Dao! 19:"I Serves Him Right to Become an Immortal":"Although Senior Brother Lin doesn't like to cultivate and only likes to help others, even so, at such a young age, he is already the strongest disciple of our Xianling Sect…" Lin Fu: "It's impossible to cultivate. I don't want to cultivate anymore in this life. Anyway, doing good deeds will give me opportunities. What's the point of cultivating? I can only do good deeds every day and farm my luck!" "Junior Brother, I sprained my ankle…" "Come, I'll help you massage it!" "Ding! Congratulations on obtaining cultivation base +100 days." Several years later. "I, who have done all the good things, deserve to become an immortal!"
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2025-02-06 19:52
How can I show respect to my mother?
Listen to her advice. Even if you don't always agree, showing that you are listening and considering her point of view is a sign of respect. For example, if she gives you some suggestions about your career choice, take the time to think about it instead of immediately dismissing it.
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2024-12-08 02:43
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