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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
512 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
The Angelic System That Turned My Life Into Hell

The Angelic System That Turned My Life Into Hell

[Enter Loogam or you will die.] “Huh?” For the 15-year-old Mika Elbar it was a day like any other. He casually spent his time strolling around the village. Mika was neither ambitious nor did he have a dream. Unlike the others in his age, he wasn’t really interested in adventures or subjugating monsters and demons to become a hero. It was enough for him to live his life peacefully with his family in the village. However, things didn’t go as planned. A voice in his head suddenly threatened him to enter the world’s most renowned magic academy, Loogam. The academy was known for producing the best mages, knights, adventures and even heroes. It goes without saying that whoever graduates from that academy will be swimming in fame and wealth. Thus, reluctantly, Mika decided to try to enter Loogam with no hopes of getting accepted. After all, his magic was below average and he didn’t even possess one of the world’s 66 mythic relics. Instead, he only had the guidance of a strange voice in his head and a rusty sword on his hip. But will that be enough to survive in the magic academy Loogam? In the world of Lorw, where dangerous and powerful monsters constantly threat the peace? ------------------------------------------------- Author's Note: This story is the first part of a planned trilogy. The sequels were meant to come out in 2025, but I’m not happy with their direction and don’t currently have the creative energy to continue the series the way it deserves. I may return to it in the future, but there’s no set schedule. Thank you for your patience and support.
Fantasy
315 Chs
Tell me the full story of the 'plane ride from hell'.
I'm not sure specifically which 'plane ride from hell' story you are referring to. There could be many such incidents. Maybe it was a flight with extreme turbulence, or there were unruly passengers causing chaos on board. Without more details, it's hard to tell the full story.
3 answers
2024-11-06 13:10
What could be included in the 'plane ride from hell full story'?
It could be that the plane experienced severe technical glitches throughout the journey. For instance, the flight control system malfunctioned or there were problems with the fuel supply system. This would surely make the flight extremely dangerous and terrifying for everyone on board.
2 answers
2024-11-06 15:38
Is 'Ride Captain Ride' a True Story?
No, it's not. 'Ride Captain Ride' is often a fictional creation, not based on real events.
3 answers
2024-10-06 13:38
What is the story behind 'Ride Captain Ride'?
It's a song with a somewhat mysterious story. No one knows for sure exactly what inspired it, but it likely has some deep and personal meaning for the songwriter.
2 answers
2024-10-10 13:06
Can babies ride the Toy Story ride at Disneyland?
No, usually babies are not allowed on this ride due to safety reasons and height requirements.
2 answers
2024-10-16 05:44
To hell on earth or hell on earth?
" The King of Corpses and the Evil Saint " is a fantasy novel written by Shen Fuyi. The general plot of this novel is as follows: He was proud of the evil of the Three Realms, and right and wrong were judged by tens of thousands of people. Don't say that there are no heroes in the outside world, and ride the corpse to gallop the sword and roar Kunlun Mountain. The ultimate realm of the path of corpse control was to control the stars and borrow the world. Was this not the Great Dao? There was nothing that one could not enter the Dao with. Who said that cultivation required meditation and alchemy? Could it be that Corpse Manipulation couldn't step into the Dao? ---------------------------- " Red Dust Taoist " was a wuxia fantasy novel written by the author, a Taoist in the forest. The general plot of the novel was: In the world of mortals, where could one find the ethereal path of cultivation? If one were to ask what cultivation was like, not to cover one's eyes with money, not to bend down for power, only to hope that the world would be peaceful forever, only to have no confusion in body and mind, cultivation was to cultivate one's heart... ---------------------------- " Fantasy: Celestial Emperor Special Effects, I Was Mistaken as the Huangtian Emperor " was a fantasy novel written by the author, April Zhizhi. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Tian had transmigrated to the fantasy world and became an ordinary individual cultivator. Fortunately, he had awakened the special effects system. Thus, Shen Tian embarked on a broken path of cultivation. " Unlocked temperament special effect [Blood Qi Furnace]. Effect: Blood Qi billows into the sky, forming a smoke furnace that covers the sky!" " Unlocked realm special effect [Heavenly Laws Embodiment]. Effect: Obtained 100,000-foot cosmic form, standing in the world!" " Unlocked attack special effect [Six Paths of Reincarnation]. Effect: Transforms the Yellow Springs of Heaven and Earth, and the Six Paths of Hell descend on the human world!" " Unlocked skill special effect [Self-transformation Technique]. Effect: He transforms time, he transforms invincibility, and he transforms eternity." Several years later, when the dark turmoil swept over, Shen Tian activated the character special effect, Huang Tiandi. All the races were shaken and the whole world cried bitterly,"Desolate is here! He has always been here!" Shen Tian was speechless. ---------------------------- My Apprentice Isn't Simple was a Xianxia novel written by the author, Gui Ye. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Ling had transmigrated into a book, a "Healing Text". How was it cured? It was just that in the grand finale, other than the female lead, all the other characters who appeared in the scene were gone. In order not to become cannon fodder for the plot, Shen Ling packed up and ran away, determined not to participate in a single cent of the plot. He opened a nameless shop and sold nameless items. He lived a relaxed life alone and took in a few disciples to teach. Until one day, she realized that her disciple was very likely to be cannon fodder in the plot… “…”. ---------------------------- " Profiteer Training Plan " was a sci-fi time-travel novel written by the author, Gravity. The general plot of this novel was: After transmigrating, he accidentally entered the black-hearted firm. Shen Yu had no choice but to become a ruthless wish fulfillment machine. A mage who controlled the city, a fledgling candidate for the Demon King, a timid low-level goddess. Becoming a god, destroying the world, preaching. Traveling through billions of worlds, Shen Yu did his best to help his clients realize their wishes, but he was only willing to collect a negligible reward to make a living. But why, why am I still called a profiteer. Shen Yu took all his client's belongings and sighed as he looked at the stars in the sky. ---------------------------- " The entire immortal world forces me to fall in love " was a novel by author Shi Zhao L. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Shuangyu only wanted to cultivate, but the entire immortal world forced her to fall in love. "I'm sorry, fellow immortals. I cultivate the Heartless Dao." Those who spoil my Dao, scram to the side! Fine version: "Immortal Shen! Quickly control your good disciple! The immortal world is about to be overturned!" As soon as she left the mountain, Shen Shuangyu learned that the obedient and sensible little disciple in her memory had turned into a demon. Yes! What happened? Was he too serious in his cultivation? The dark-skinned little disciple suddenly rushed up and hugged her as she cried,"Master, I miss you so much!" Shen Shuangyu,"Huh?" What was going on? Shen Shuangyu cultivated the Heartless Dao, but her little disciple was trapped by love and even went berserk. Taking advantage of the fact that this little disciple still had some master-disciple relationship, Shen Shuangyu decided to pull him along to cultivate the Heartless Dao. However, this stupid disciple refused no matter what and insisted on becoming the Demon Lord. The immortals thought to themselves,"Can you do something about it?" Shen Shuangyu: " I can't do anything about it. I'm going to cultivate." All the immortals said,"No!" If you leave, who will care about that demon? Little Disciple: Control me! Shen Shuangyu was speechless. He just wanted to cultivate, how could he expect to be opposed by all immortals? In this day and age, was it wrong to cultivate? The straight female immortal who was focused on cultivating and had a cold heart on the outside vs. the love-minded, affectionate, white-cut, black-skinned disciple. ---------------------------- How Did I Become a Buddha was a Xianxia fantasy novel written by the author, Swordsman How. The general plot of the novel was: Xuan Jing accidentally discovered that among the tens of thousands of Buddhist scriptures in this world, there was no Prajna Paramita Sutra, Diamond Sutra, or Lankaya Sutra…Thus, he became a Buddha. "To be honest, I really don't want to become a Buddha." " Because I have a great and far-reaching wish-to renounce asceticism." It was also known as " How Can I Be the Reincarnation of Buddha " and " This Monk Is Something ". ---------------------------- The book," Not enough stats, so all my Comprehension points were increased " was a fantasy novel written by the author, Mu Yihuo. The general plot of this novel was: In the world of martial dao, experts were as common as the clouds, and the lives of ordinary people were like grass. Shen Cong used his humble body to strengthen his comprehension of martial arts. Speed up cultivation, fusion of cultivation techniques, photographic memory, self-created martial arts…With the principle of not coming out of the mountain until he was invincible, Shen Cong had quietly lived in the human world for ten thousand years. As time passed, the world changed. The orphan who had lost his father became the ancestor of the Demon Sect. The girl-next-door became a noble. The young fox he raised unified the Demon Realm. The old man he saved opened the Heavenly Gate with his sword…As for Shen Cong, he had already been named after countless Great Emperors! ---------------------------- My Senior Apprentice Sister Is the Great Demon Lord was a fantasy immortal cultivation novel written by the author, Xin You Wan Ren. The general plot of this novel was: The new Xianxia book," The Immortality of My Cultivation ", traveled through the Xianxia world. Shen Mu became a probationary disciple of a righteous sect and could use the system to offset the side effects of the demonic cultivation method. However, as a disciple of a famous righteous sect, where could he get a demonic path cultivation method? Until Shen Mu met his senior sister. Junior Brother Shen Mu, let's practice a new lesson today. I've already found the textbook for you. It's called Blood Refinement Scripture. " Junior Brother, I had a feeling when I observed the stars last night, so I wrote a technique and named it the Stellar Destruction Art. Quickly try it out!" " Junior Brother…" Shen Mu said," My Senior Sister is too good to me!" ---------------------------- " The World of Spiritual Sword " was a Xianxia-Cultivation Civilization novel written by the author, Chen Wuse. The general plot of this novel was: The good-for-nothing Young Master Shen had been expelled from the family, and he had roamed the world alone with a sword in order to become stronger and unravel the secrets of the past!
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2024-09-21 20:02
What is the nature of the 'ride me ride me sex comic'?
This kind of comic likely contains inappropriate and explicit content that is not suitable for public discussion or consumption.
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2025-06-17 12:53
What makes'maximum ride angel a maximum ride novel' special?
The 'Maximum Ride' series already has a unique blend of science - fiction and adventure. 'Maximum Ride Angel' could bring in a spiritual or otherworldly element with the focus on angels. This addition of the angel concept can make it stand out as it may introduce different kinds of conflicts and relationships compared to the previous books in the series. For example, the angels could bring new moral dilemmas or new allies/ enemies for the main characters.
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2024-11-24 02:08
Tell me about'maximum ride angel a maximum ride novel'.
It's a part of the 'Maximum Ride' series. The 'Maximum Ride' novels are quite popular, especially among young adult readers. They often feature characters with special abilities. In this novel, it likely delves deeper into the angel - related aspects within the 'Maximum Ride' universe, with exciting adventures and character developments.
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2024-11-23 18:39
What is the connection between 'Ride Sally Ride' and the BC comic strip?
I think there might not be a direct connection. 'Ride Sally Ride' could just be a random phrase and not related to the BC comic strip at all.
2 answers
2025-11-28 12:48
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