harry potter knock knock jokes

Ai cũng sợ những người thần bí, vị cứu tinh Harry đã gặp một chút xui xẻo. Trong khi đó Ellen, Harris lại có cơ hội được học tại một hệ thống trường học bất khả chiến bại đó là một trường học trong thế giới phù thủy trên mây và rồi đã tạo ra những huyền thoại!

As one of the only two living souls to have ever survived the Killing Curse, Sean Grills sometimes feels like he's accidentally riding on Harry Potter's fame. But he has a secret of his own: the Magic-Eyes, a gift that allows him to perceive the very essence of magic. When an enemy casts a spell, Sean doesn't just see it—he understands it. And what he understands, he can master. "You say this is your magic?" he'd smirk. "It's mine now." It's a level of skill that would make the entire Uchiha clan nod in respect and force even Snape's most gifted apprentice to mutter, "Blimey, you're more powerful than I was in my youth." To the students of Hogwarts, he is the ideal senior: talented, handsome, and approachable. Yet, behind the castle's ancient walls lie mysteries far greater than schoolyard rivalries—the hidden history of their world and the true origin of wizardkind. Sean's incredible journey starts here.

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My life was ordinary. At the age of 14, I was walking on a regular day, heading to school. As I walked down the street, I was thinking about watching the latest film in my favorite series—Harry Potter. In that one, Harry defeats the evil Voldemort. Suddenly, I heard a loud noise. It startled me, and before I could react, everything went black. I had died... and awakened in a new world I never imagined I’d live in. But keep watching, because I was destined to rise to greatness in this world of magic and become one of the strongest wizards it had ever known. English is not my first language, so if there are any unclear words, I sincerely apologize." Let me know if you'd like a more formal or casual version!

one-shots of a few random Marvel and Harry Potter stories, like what could have gone differently in a certain situation ( not mine) planning to write my own soon i will mention if they are mine or not(over 500k words)

Disclaimer I did not create or own this novel I have helped smooth out some of the translation, but this story was created by 喵星人家的汪 A teenager named Evan Mason was reincarnated into the magical world of Harry Potter and goes to school at Hogwarts! With only his knowledge of the future and great talent for magic, he takes the path towards the top of the magic world, only to realize that every step he took, changed everything! Ps: I'm Translating this novel since i wanted to read the whole novel for it is. I do not do this for money or anything but only sharing it. Thank You.

our mc John is an orphan who is a part timer oneday after rescuing a girl he was killed by a gunshot from criminal. he woke up to find a goddess who tells him that there is a fault in god's judgement and he gets reincarnated into the world of harry potter with a system. he is excited to roam the world ,learn magic along with the system and get his love of life. join the journey of our mc and see whether he could reach the pinnacle and get a beautiful girl or else die tragically.

Just read it. not mine

Một đứa trẻ đáng lẽ không từng tồn tại. Một pháp sư mang 2 dòng máu Đông Tây. Một nhà khoa học trong thế giới ma thuật. Một kẻ đầu óc thông minh, bình tĩnh, tham lam tri thức, tin rằng trí tuệ mang lại sức mạnh nhưng lại là một học sinh Gryffindor. * * * Một cách tự định nghĩa hoàn toàn mới về khái niệm của các nhà. Hướng dẫn sử dụng: đây không phải văn yy, không có harem, không ngựa giống và nói không với não tàn. Cũng không phải nơi của thuyết âm mưu sinh sôi nảy nở (đời sống đã đủ mệt rồi không cần mang vào tiểu thuyết cho đau đầu). Nơi đây có sự tin tưởng, có tình thân, tình hữu nghị cũng có lợi ích giao thoa. Nếu đã chán với mấy thể loại yy, văn chương 1 màu sắc thì các bạn có thể thử dừng chân nơi đây. Tôi viết câu chuyện này đơn giản để thỏa mãn giấc mơ của bản thân, trong truyện những phân tích cũng là dựa vào đánh giá chủ quan của bản thân. Nhân vật chính trong truyện là một con người có máu có thịt, có thất tình lục dục, không phải toàn trí toàn năng. Xin cảm ơn những người đã đọc truyện của tôi.

50 plus years after the events of the deathly hallows, Angus Potter a descendent of Harry Potter is an American now living in Fort Worth Texas. He has retired from his military service in the magical world and is living as a Rancher and magic weapons smith. That all comes to an end one fateful night he hears loud banging at the front door of house.