squirtle meme

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!

This is short overview of memes i've either encountered or find funny. If you want, come along and join the ride. Tell me what memes are funny. I am not a knock off version of meme review (well... I am.) Book covers are complicated so frick em. To be honest a lot of it will be pointless banter and history if it permits. (I will not explain which history, because it will literally be anything)

I just want the author badge but I’ll continue to post some stupid shit after I get the badge. ?‍??

Have a wonderful taim birthday party

Apa? Sinopsis? ngapain? Lagian ini novel kagak jelas, ngapain di kasih sinopsis anjir. Masih maksa? yaudah ini sinopsisnya. seorang pria wibu akut yang hobinya nonton meme dan anime kagak jelas, tiba-tiba masuk ke dunia Isekai, dan disana dia harus bertahan hidup sebisa mungkin.

Aiyana’s got rules. Rule #1: Don’t date hot guys. Rule #2: Seriously—don’t. Rule #3: If a hot guy smiles at you in public, just know your life is about to spiral faster than Wi-Fi during harmattan. Too bad the hottest guy on campus, Damian Cole, didn’t get the memo. One sticky Louisiana morning, Aiyana curved him in front of half the school and by 4 p.m., she was a meme. By 6, she was international. By 9, her gay bestie Jordan had already printed T-shirts. Now the internet thinks she’s a savage, her messy friend group is milking the drama, and Damian? Instead of walking away with his ego bruised, he’s decided to make her his new full-time hobby. What starts as a public rejection turns into fake-dating chaos, viral TikToks, clapbacks in the comments section, and the kind of banter that could make a nun reconsider celibacy. And Aiyana? She’s about to find out the real danger of hot guys isn’t heartbreak it’s accidentally catching feelings for one who’s way too good at being the villain in your story.

EXTRACT: "F*CK! That was close!" Scarlett muttered as she rested her back on a car trunk. She had just mugged a diamond jewelry from SKY. As if it agreed with her,the darkened sky let out a rumble of thunder. It would soon rain. " That would be some real money at the black market." She thought as she wore back her female clothes and carefully concealed the stolen jewelry and started walking away from the car park. "Hey! Stop right there!" A cold voice sounded from her back. Scarlett clutched her pockets subconsciously as she halted. "Let me see your face!" The voice roared again causing Scarlett to turn slowly. The bodyguard then approached her with his triggered pulled ready to shoot if she made a move. "Bruno,do let the young girl go. She can't be amongst the suspects." A colder voice said approaching the black sedan which Scarlett had leaned on before. Scarlett looked over. She hadn't seen the man before but he must be someone influential to be followed by military men of high rankings. Scarlett watched as an officer respectfully opened the door for the Young Lord to enter and how he respectfully closed the door after him. Soon,the military cars sped across her with their sirens blaring loud. "The rich are always getting richer." She muttered as she walked along the pedestrian lane when she suddenly felt an umbrella over her. "You're?" She asks. "My Master wants you in the car." The guard looked nonchalant.

Squad 34. Everyone is hiding something and ask their pasts are connected. Eden Hines decides to become a police officer in violent crimes. Her goal: find out what happened to her sister fifteen years ago. What she didn't expect was to end up on her father's team and to find the other person she'd been wondering about for so long. Cases begin to come up that seem to be connected to her and that person and she begins to wonder if the biggest bust in history was a hoax and if the true Mastermind is patiently watching them.

Qin Yao opens her eyes and finds herself transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic world into the body of an ancient peasant woman. Her family consists of four stepchildren needing care. A good-for-nothing husband, who has nothing but looks, is causing a ruckus. They live in a thatched hut, without a grain of rice, the family is emaciated like refugees. If that wasn't enough, someone even comes to collect debts! Anger rises in Qin Yao's heart, and she kicks the wretched husband out, "Debt collector, feel free to just beat him to death!" The four stepchildren: !!! With the world quieted, Qin Yao rolls up her sleeves to revive the family. Hunting, carrying bags, fighting bandits, she's an expert in all. But facing the fields, with her back to the sky, and her face to the earth, even a top-tier fighter from the post-apocalyptic world waves her hand: Can't take it! Really can't take it! Qin Yao scratches her head: In the ancient times where agricultural taxes are extremely high, how can I avoid farming? At this moment, the lazy husband who was sent away to die (twisting and crawling) (struggling to stand up) (screaming and roaring): My dear! I think I can be saved!