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Un grimoire maudit, écrit dans le sang et la cendre, a survécu aux flammes de son créateur. Six siècles plus tard, le professeur Léandre Vauvert reçoit un fragment oublié qui le mène jusqu’à une abbaye en ruine. Là-bas, il découvre que le Codex d’Épine Noire n’est pas un simple livre… mais un organisme vivant, un labyrinthe d’encre et de chair qui lit ses lecteurs autant qu’ils tentent de le lire. Chaque page exige un pacte. Chaque pacte réclame un sacrifice. Arielle, la médium déchue, Yuri, le moine hanté, Milo, le hacker de l’occulte, et Sœur Elora, l’exorciste marquée par les prières inversées, devront choisir entre révélation et damnation. Car le Codex attend son véritable hôte. Un seul but : écrire le Huitième Cercle, un Enfer nouveau conçu par les hommes eux-mêmes. Et la dernière page, encore vierge, ne demande qu’une encre : la leur. > « Dis-moi ce que tu désires… et je t’apprendrai ce que tu es prêt à perdre. »

Your class has always been known to be notorious so it wasn't much of a surprise that you guys decided to form an even more notorious gang called THE EMPIRE right? Been friends and classmates for more than a decade and half so running a criminal empire together shouldn't be a problem right? But are they prepared for all the Love, Hate and Romance all while still remaining friends and running an empire together, well we'll find out in THE EMPIRE. Well and if the the Amazing triplets and their friends can make it through all the obstacles that lie ahead. Running an empire with your family should be a piece of cake for siblings who've been attached by the hip since day one.

After being entombed for almost half a millenium, a young girl named Tsukihime was awakened by a family of three on one of their scavenging trips. Since then, she lived with them, only a few among the descendants of the survivors of the almost world-ending Luna Catastrophe. Her memories still blurry due to unknown circumstances, and her foster family desperately hiding her unique powers from the two warring factions that now struggle to conquer the Earth, Tsukihime searched for a purpose of her newfound life. A relic of the past, she longed for answers that seemed to be always out of her reach. But with a definitive turn of events, all of that will change.

en un mundo donde el vivir un dia mas es una dicha que solo unos pocos pueden disfrutar, un soldado, vuelve a su villa despues de una intensa guerra solo para ver como esta es destruida por unos soldados de armadura blanca

A pack is supposed to be there for you. A pack is supposed to be a family ,united. No discriminations among each other. So why is that I am not accepted by my own pack the people who are supposed to be my family. Is me being a little heavier than girls my age really that important. I thought that what's inside that matters the most. Bullied all my life because of my weight is something I want no one to experience, it drains everything out of you. No one was more mean than the alpha's son. The one who is supposed to lead us into greatness the one I would work with once I was all grown up. But can I be the beta of an alpha who wants me dead? How can I pledge my loyalty to someone who has made me think of k**ling myself multiple times.

On dit que le Revenante, navire insaisissable aux voiles sombres, ne prend jamais de survivants. On dit aussi que sa capitaine, Lysandra, ne garde aucun homme vivant à son bord. Alors pourquoi cet inconnu aux yeux d’argent, repêché d’un radeau au milieu d’une tempête, respire-t-il encore ? Sur un navire peuplé uniquement de femmes qui ont fui les chaînes de leur passé, sa présence est une menace silencieuse. Un jeu dangereux s’installe entre la capitaine et son prisonnier, où chaque regard, chaque mot, pourrait se transformer en lame. La mer cache bien des secrets… mais certains se dissimulent mieux encore dans le cœur des hommes et des femmes.

Dans le Paris des années 20, Ndi go'o Mukaté, une jeune femme d'origine camerounaise, rêve de révolutionner le monde de la mode. Avec son talent de couturière et sa vision unique de la mode, elle souhaite mêler l'élégance parisienne à ses racines africaines. Mais dans une société où les conventions règnent en maître, Ndi go'o devra lutter contre les préjugés et trouver sa place. Soutenue par la légendaire Coco Chanel, elle se lance dans un parcours semé d'embûches, où créativité et détermination seront ses seules armes. Ce roman est une ode à la liberté, à l'audace, et à la force de celles qui osent défier les règles.

In a world where every human is an Author—capable of bringing to life fictional characters from their works, whether novels, comics, or even scraps of notes—there was born an Incarnator named Noire. Noire came into existence from the final volume of his Author’s creation, written just before the Author’s death. Unlike other characters, however, Noire was incomplete: described only by his physical form, without a personality, without a past, and without any power. Now, he must walk through a world brimming with flawless beings born from the imagination of other Authors, while searching for who he truly is—and what hidden strength may lie dormant within him.

" Wherever there is a light, look for the bellissimo shadow . The shadow is me...... "- Unknown . " If this is going to be last moment of my life, I want you to kiss me hardly, my love."- He laughed mockingly. She cried loudly , holding his hand dearly and said -" If this is really going to be our last moment of our lives, I will not kiss you 'cause I know that you are greedy and you will not leave without getting what you want..... " He laughed amusingly while his whole body covered with blood -" You know me very well baby girl, so tell me what I want now???? hammmmmmm........ " She looked in his eyes which were barely opened. She leaned down and kissed his eyes lovingly and said -" I know what you wanted me to do , but you know sometimes destiny is so cruel. But I am lucky to be a bellissimo shadow of your noire heart." After saying this, she stabbed herself with the divine dagger. A sapphire light covered her, she smiled sadly looking at him and said -" Perhaps this is not the end which you wanted, but this is the best end if I can keep you alive........ " And after saying this she disappeared in front of him........ "Harrianna !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ********************************************* This is a story of the world of supernatural creatures where vampires, werewolves, humans, demons and other species lived together..... Harrianna Smith is a totally human being who lived simple life with her her twins brother and sister in the Rossael Village . Everything was changed when suddenly knight group of vampire king captured her and said that she is a cursed child from prophecy who will bring disaster for all supernatural creatures........... Being a human, Harrianna was unawared from the life of this creature. How will she survive in this cruel world of creatures..... Alexander Miller , being an immortal vampire, he was a supreme leader of all vampire kingdom but was blind after the war of thousand years ago. He was living a dead life when suddenly she entered in his life.......... Will a cursed human girl become a bellissimo shadow of noire heart ????? What will happen when the mysteries of past will reveal ???????? will the world of this supernatural creatures accept the relationship of this unusual pair ??????? So let's read the story of Harrianna and Alexander, a human and vampire.......... And please don't forget to give your comments , reviews and please vote for this story.....I hope you will enjoy this........

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