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THIS STORY IS A OF A MAN AYUSH REBORN BUT WITH A SYSTEM WHISE REAL NAME WAS HILARIOUS SYSTEM A SSYTEM WHO WILL GUIDE AYSHA IN HIS LIFE BUT HILARIOUS TASK LIKE MULTIPLE MARRAIGE, SEX , DESTRUCTION SLAUGHTER AND MUCH MORE LETS SEE HOW ILL AYSHA SURVIVE THE SYSTEM HILARIOUSNESS AND DOES SHE/ HE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH IF HIS SYSTEM "Aysha, once Ayush, a man brutally murdered by his own fiancée, Sarah, and her boyfriend, Alex - his former friend and confidant. But death isn't the end. Ayush is revived as a woman, Aysha, by a mysterious succubus, who imbues her with her own powers and a strange, otherworldly system. Reborn in a new body, Aysha finds herself in the same house, with the same parents, but with a twist - she's now a stunningly beautiful girl, exceeding normal parameters. However, her transformation into a succubus is incomplete, leaving her with only a hint of the powers and desires that come with it. As Aysha navigates her new life, she's torn between her desire for revenge against Sarah and Alex, who are now her classmates, and her growing confusion about her own identity. She's still learning to control her succubus powers, which are weak and unpredictable, and struggling to understand her place in the world. As Aysha navigates her new life and a revenge path , But when she's been gone in a state of death due to her power , Alex saves her life, and they're forced to spend the night together. As they grow closer, Aysha's emotions become tangled. She's drawn to Alex, but her succubus powers stir, tempting her with desires she can't control. The night they share ignites a fire within her, and Aysha must confront the chaos brewing inside. Her feelings for Alex resurface, but so does her thirst for revenge against Sarah. Aysha's torn between her love, desire, and the darkness within. Will she find a way to balance her emotions, or will the turmoil consume her? Despite her beauty, Aysha feels incomplete, like a part of her is missing. She's caught between her human and succubus selves, unsure of which path to take. Will Aysha find a way to balance her thirst for revenge with her growing hunger for intimacy and connection? Can she control her powers and the system's influence, or will she succumb to the chaos within? And what will happen when she confronts Sarah and Alex, who are now her enemies and classmates?" in this story it contains R18 ,SUCCUBUS, ROMANCE ,MARRAIGE BETRAYAL, INNOCENCE ,SYSTEM SUPERNATURAL , POWERS , MODELING , VOILENCE and much more THIS WORLD IS FICTIONAL WORLD IF ONE CHARACTER AND COUNTRIES COUL RESEMBLES SOMEONE NAME BUT ARE OPPOSITE OF THERE CHARACTER AND POWR OF COUNTRIES OR PERSON ,THEN I AM VERY SORRY IF YOU ARE HURT TO MUCH THEN SAY MAYBE I COULD CHANGE A LITTLE BUT REMEMBER IT IS A FICTIONAL WORLD

Novel has been dropped so I can focus on my main work: "Legend of the Gunslinger Mage." https://www.webnovel.com/book/12013761505760005/ ---------- Owen Bytheway was an artist. He had been dating this girl, Chloe, for more than three years. Although she had very odd quirks and he noticed it, they are very happy together. Eventually, she invited him to her house, a gigantic mansion in the countryside, to meet her family. After a sumptuous feast, they sat down for dessert. It was then that her father, Mr. Drake, asked him. "So... Owen, you know Chloe is a vampire, right?" ---------- Release schedule: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 1:05 AM (GMT + 8) Genres: Comedy, Romance, Male Lead, Slice of Life, Magical Realism, Realistic Fiction, Action This novel was written in response to the Writing Prompt Contest #18: Vampire Romance. Mildly NSFW, but nothing extreme. (Temporary) cover by Neimy Kanani Hope you guys enjoy it! Please leave a comment and vote if you do! ---------- Novel has been dropped so I can focus on Legend of the Gunslinger Mage https://www.webnovel.com/book/12013761505760005/ ----------

Want to see a funny world! Check out this book!

"SHHS : Short Horror and Hilarious Stories" is what it's tittle says. The stories published are either horror or hilarious stories made by the author, from the people around the author, from internet or it can even be made a from YOU! Yes you, my fellow daosts. Just leave send it to the email given in the second volume and the author will publish it. You are a young new highschool student. You decided to join the newspaper club. There is nothing much happening in the school so you made a forum to get information about the school, this idea apparently was from a stranger you "met" or heard. This forum actually allows student to post any interesting stories and you may publish the stories for the weekly newspaper after getting their permission. Although there is still one problem, the forum is dead silent. Since the forum is still new, no one even bother to visit the forum. As everything went down fall and you starting to given up hope, to forget everything about helping the club, your luck, you life changed after meeting a stranger.. This novel is actually the forum, for the story of this club member is in another novel called "Sh, This Is My "Easy-simple-boring-life" Story" which has not been published.

A collection of my original short stories. for further synopsis read chapter no. 1

SENSITIVE TOPIC TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ : novel ini mengandung religious trauma, self harm, depression, sexual harrasment, su!c!dal. jika ada yang dari salah satu kata diatas yang dapat menyebabkan trigger mohon untuk tidak membaca nya jika tidak nyaman terimakasih. arthur adalah seorang anak remaja yang menyukai seni. itu semua berubah saat dia memasuki jenjang smp, dimana dia masuk ke sekolah agama islam khusus laki laki..

While the heart still beats, continue moving forward, even if life is as dark as the deepest cave. While we are breathing, life must go on, no giving up. While still living, find the meaning and purpose of life. Five powerful kingdoms fight each other; having conflicts and wars for pride, power and honor. This novel speaks of the peculiar adventure of Journey, who joined the Kalonian force, is known as one of the strongest soldiers to exist yet remained in her rank in the military. Throughout her life, she always carry memories from her past, what memories could they be? Even though she's stuck on her past, she must continue to move forward. Who knows what troubles are ahead of Journey? What fate has arranged for Journey?

Sahila, Dia tidak secerdas Kaelyn yang selalu menjadi juara kelas, tidak juga sehebat Laras yang bisa melakukan segala hal dengan baik, atau secantik Berliana yang wajahnya bagaikan bidadari turun dari kayangan, juga tidak sekuat dan seberani Nabila yang bisa menghadapi segala situasi. Tapi, Sahila selalu memiliki mimpi yang sama sejak dulu. Seperti terlahir memang untuk mencapai mimpinya dan bekerja keras untuk melakukan yang dia inginkan. Sahila ingin menjadi bintang, bukan bintang di langit, melainkan seorang bintang yang muncul di layar kaca penuh percaya diri dan kharisma. Dan perjalanan awalnya menuju karir yang sudah dia dambakan di mulai lewat acara "I Can Because of You", sebuah ajang pembentukan grup band wanita yang bersaing dari ribuan peserta pelatihan dan dipilih menjadi 108 orang hingga akhirnya menjadi sebuah grup yang terdiri hanya 9 orang saja. Selama persaingan itu Sahila akan di karantina dan bekerja keras berkali lipat lebih agar bisa menjadi yang terbaik. Tapi tahukah kalian apa yang lebih mencengangkan dari itu? Sahila memiliki sebuah rahasia yang sudah disimpan nya sejak lama, dan itu adalah "pacar rahasianya" yang jika identitas nya terkuak mungkin akan terjadi kekacauan besar, di tambah saat dirinya mengikuti acara I Can Because of You secara tidak di sadari ia menjadi dekat dengan seorang prja yang bisa di bilang memiliki pengaruh besar. Jika rahasia dan kedekatan nya dengan pria-pria itu terkuak, apa yang akan terjadi? Kehidupan yang sering menjadi dambaan semua wanita yang di kelilingi banyak pria tampan dan terkenal, satu-satunya orang beruntung itu adalah Sahila. Dan dia mulai berada di ambang kebingungan. • • • Aku bikin cerita ini karena terinspirasi dari acara "Youth With You Season 2" yang salah satu mentor disana adalah Lisa Blackpink. Aku harap cerita ini bisa bikin para pembaca terhibur.

I could hear the din from the bar as I exited my SUV and I was still almost a block away. What a shame! I knew from long experience that would change as soon as my foot crossed the threshold. I tend to have that effect on people. I’m six feet six inches tall and I weigh an even 250 pounds—all of it broad shouldered muscle. My Body Mass Index at my last physical was less than four percent. My light brown hair is styled exactly the way it’s been for the past fifteen years—ever since I first joined the Navy. Sure enough, no sooner had I taken my first step into the bar than the noise died. When I turned left and stepped up to the bar the people there couldn’t back away fast enough. I took a stool in the middle of the empty space and sat down, waiting for the bartender to approach. “I’m not looking for any trouble.” “Good…neither am I. Give me a ginger ale.” He reached under the bar for a glass and some ice. Twenty seconds later he slid the glass in my direction. I pulled a fiver from my pocket and dropped it on the bar. He ignored it and walked away to draw a few beers and pour some wine. It looked to me like this was a pretty cheap crowd. Checking up and down the bar all I could see were longnecks and drafts. I reached into the lower left pocket of my cargo pants. Like almost everything else I was wearing they were a true deep navy blue. My heavy shoes were black as was my wide belt. My belt said as much about me as the bold white lettering across my chest. Just below the American flag over my heart were the letters that were my life—U. S. MARSHAL. On my right hip was my nickel plated .44 Magnum Colt Python, just behind two speed loaders in addition to the twenty-four rounds on the belt. On my left hip was my ASP Talon baton—every bit as deadly a weapon in my hands as the revolver. A pouch at the back of my right hip held my stainless steel handcuffs and its partner on the opposite side held my radio—my link to my backup team. I placed the photo flat on the bar as the bartender returned to me. “I’ll have another,” I said in a loud voice, continuing so I wouldn’t be overheard. “Don’t pick it up and don’t make a production of looking at it. I’ve been told that he comes here a lot. Is he here tonight? If he is and he escapes because you’ve given me away I’ll see to it that you’re arrested for obstruction of justice.” He gulped a few times but did as he was told, nodding slightly in response. I continued almost at a whisper. “If my nose is pointing to twelve o’clock, my right ear to three, the back of my head to six, and my left ear to nine, tell me where he is. Again, don’t point or do anything obvious and we’ll be fine.” He pretended to wipe the bar as he whispered, “About 4:30 with his back to you.” I picked up the reflection in the mirror then asked, “Red shirt with black and white stripes, looking away from me?” He nodded again. Now, in my normal tone of voice I asked, “Where’s the men’s room?”