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Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"
Eastern
1254 Chs
Who Is the Real Daughter: Miss Lin Takes No Nonsense After Her Rebirth

Who Is the Real Daughter: Miss Lin Takes No Nonsense After Her Rebirth

Lin Yin was an unfortunate girl who lived in the slums for eighteen years because of mistaken identities at birth. Even though she was brought back to live with her real parents, there was no place for her amongst them. She was constantly bullied and scolded for no reason; her own biological parents would leave her in the dirt just because Su Fei shed a tear. Swindled, and betrayed the very person she fell in love with, she was finally going to escape her dark life when she realized that it was all a setup — that she was just a clown. She dragged her poisoned body as she tried to escape, but she was killed regardless at the loud crack of a gunshot. Her departed spirit watched as her biological parents coldly said, "She has never been our daughter. Burn her, throw her into the dirt — you can do whatever you like." As the guest left, a man stood sighing with sympathy. "Take her to a funeral home. Let's hope that in her next life, she can live for herself and not suffer so much grief." How laughable it was that she had lived for so long, but a stranger turned out to be the one who gave her a proper funeral! Soon, Lin Yin lost consciousness, and woke up to find that she had gone back in time, to the first year after she returned to the Su family! This time, she decided to live for herself without compromise! Still, just as she thought she would have to do this alone, she never imagined that she would be reunited with three brothers, although they never showed up in her last life! They were Mu Heng, the magnate, Mu Qing, the prodigious doctor, and Mu Ran, the heartthrob and movie star! In her last life, she gave her heart to the wrong people and suffered a tragic end, but in this life, her brothers were pampering her to death! Mu Heng: She's my sister! I'll protect her! Mu Qing: Who dares bully my sister! Mu Ran: She's my sister! I'll spoil her! Lu Ming: She's my wife! I'll watch over her! Mu Heng, Mu Qing, and Mu Ran: Get out!
General
1004 Chs
Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!

In the post-apocalyptic era, amidst the wasteland and chaos, the great path reaches the heavens. Mad Outer Gods, uncontrollable cursed cultivation methods, extraordinary martial artists facing ominous old age... Above the starry sky, deities circle, and below, ghosts roam at night! In this doomsday scenario, Xu Shu carries the "Primordial Scroll" and transmigrates. Through a simulation game, he achieves one exclusive accomplishment after another, seeking a sliver of hope for survival. The ten-day apocalypse, the Dragon King returns, resurrects his lover, and saves the world; With a passionate and generous heart, he fights and conquers while carrying the burden of a grieving father whose child was stillborn... As more and more accomplishments are achieved, he gradually lets himself go within the simulation game. Until... A true disciple of the Female Void Palace is pregnant overnight, announcing an emergency lockdown; The long-extinct master of the White Jade Capital rises from the grave, destroys enemies with a wave and proves his Dao as a Great Emperor; A shepherd boy arrives at the gates of the Holy Temple, claiming to be Ye Su; Moreover, a young man riding a cow attains enlightenment, leaving Hangu Pass and preaching with a scroll: - The human race must strengthen itself. You may admire me, but there's no need to worship me; - Together, we punish those who claim to be gods! ... Dreams reflect reality, and more and more people begin to spread his name and words across the land. Only then does Xu Shu realize that the life he simulated has far-reaching effects, like a butterfly flapping its wings! And those rampant Outer Gods finally recall the fear that once dominated them... He dies thousands of times on the path to ascension, and another night passes in the Primordial Scroll. Suddenly looking back, he has shattered both heaven and earth. "I, Xu Shu, am a crude person. My apologies, fairy!" ---
Eastern
995 Chs
What is the story behind the Cavs theme 'Whatever It Takes'?
It likely relates to the team's determination and commitment to succeed, no matter the challenges.
2 answers
2024-10-03 21:53
What is the essence of 'Whatever It Takes: A Story of Family Survival'?
It's all about how a family comes together and overcomes various challenges to survive. The focus is on their determination and love for each other.
2 answers
2024-10-17 06:21
Is it ethical to do whatever it takes like'sucks dick to please wife' in a relationship?
Definitely not. In a relationship, there are proper ways to please one's partner. This description involves vulgar and inappropriate content that goes against the norms of a healthy relationship. Partners should focus on building emotional connection, sharing common interests and supporting each other in a proper and respectful way.
2 answers
2024-11-27 19:10
Which one is more interesting, Testo or Fieldpiece in funny cartoons?
I think it depends on personal preferences. Some might find Testo more amusing, while others might enjoy Fieldpiece better.
1 answer
2025-06-17 20:53
There's an idiom called 'whatever occupies the nest, whatever occupies it'.
The idiom "occupy the bird's nest" is "occupy the magpie's nest". It means that someone has illegally invaded someone else's residence, occupied someone else's territory, or forcefully occupied someone else's property, causing adverse effects.
1 answer
2025-03-11 13:48
Poetry, whatever, whatever comes out after a thousand calls, thank you
This was a poem from Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty,"Farewell to the Ancient Grass":"When I come out after a thousand calls, I still hold the pipa and half cover my face." It meant that despite being called out for a long time, he still had a half-covered expression on his face. This phrase is often used to describe a person who has finally achieved something after a lot of hard work, but his performance is still insufficient.
1 answer
2024-09-25 16:53
There's a phrase that goes,'Love, whatever the wind is, whatever it should be' sung by a woman
Perhaps it was because the lyrics of the song " Love Tornado " had the phrase " Where should I go? I've been looking for you in the wind and rain."
1 answer
2025-03-06 17:36
Little Fish, Begonia, whatever fans send you, wear whatever you wear
Little Fish and Begonia's fans would send her all kinds of clothes to wear, and she would wear every set of clothes sent by her fans. To be specific, we have no way of knowing what the fans sent to Little Fish and Begonia.
1 answer
2024-12-22 16:11
Or kill the tiger or whatever it means
In other words, Chu killed the tiger and killed the flood dragon. It meant that someone suggested Zhou Chu to kill the tiger and the flood dragon, hoping to eliminate two of the three evils, leaving only one. Zhou Chu accepted this suggestion. He killed the White-fronted Tiger first, then went into the water to fight the flood dragon. After three days and three nights of fierce battle, they finally succeeded in killing the flood dragon. When the villagers heard that Zhou Chu had succeeded, they felt lucky. At this time, Zhou Chu realized that he had been regarded as a scourge before, so he had the intention to repent. This story expressed Zhou Chu's courage to face difficulties and finally become a loyal minister.
1 answer
2025-01-12 13:36
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