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He was the powerful and influencing heir of B City, the merciless head of the commercial world, but the divorce papers made him lose his cool. “Sign the divorce papers, daddy,” said the 5-year-old boy. This man had the divorce papers thrown in his face by his wife six years ago, and was now being pushed by his own son to sign the papers. “That would make you a single-parent child,” said Gu Juexi coldly. “Mommy said unicorns don’t exist but men like you do,” the boy leered at his father and said. Gu Juexi’s face fell. ‘That damned woman.’ “You haven’t signed the papers,” the boy reminded as the man left. As usual, the door shut in his face. Good lord… Dad and mom are not getting a divorce and are giving him a baby brother? How worrying!

The Immortal Way, how arduous it is! Especially in this Immortal Cultivation World, which has been drastically changed by a plague! Mortals carry the disease, and when Immortals come into contact with them, they are liable to suffer a decrease in their cultivation, and in the worst case, end up Returning to the heavens. This has made Mortals and Immortals eternally separate entities. The Immortal Law cannot be jointly cultivated, turning the entire Immortal Cultivation World into a vast dark forest. ...... Li Fan, having travelled through time, despite having boundless ambitions, can only toil within the mortal dust, wasting away his whole life. Fortunately, just before death, he finally awakens an odd treasure which can turn the real into the fake - transforming his real life into a vivid dream, enabling him to return to the time right after he travelled through time. Therefore, Li Fan began his long Road to Immortality! In his second life, Li Fan, over the course of fifty years, overturned the power balance of the world, yet he searched everywhere and failed to find a trace of Immortals, only managing to see the traces of an Immortal at the very end of his life. In his third life, despite Li Fan exhausting his spirit and wits and laying out all sorts of schemes, he still couldn’t withstand a single strike from an Immortal! In his fourth life...... ...... I, Li Fan, a mere mortal, have no regrets even after a hundred lifetimes, I only seek Immortality!

Cultivating immortality was too hard, with no Spiritual Root, Wang Ba accepted his lot in life. He chose to join a Sect, becoming a servant in charge of raising chickens. But the moment he touched a chicken, he realized that his path to immortality might be a little different!

What was in the container that nobody wanted? What could be found in an abandoned warehouse? You thought there was only junk? No, no, no! Antique jewelry, limited edition racing cars, aerospace instruments, helicopters, cattle'... be creative so that you'd come up with a lot more! With the ability to turn waste into treasure, Zhu Yu, who had awakened the heavenly eyes, collected unlimited wealth from the unclaimed containers, and walked step by step on the road to success!

On a rainy night of July 15th, Qin Sisi brought home a shivering stray cat. Since then, her life underwent a profound change… "Come sleep with me." "No way!" "Didn't we always sleep together before?" "Back then you were just a cat." "I can still be a cat now." As the words fell, the tall figure vanished, leaving a black and sleek cat, lazily curled up at the head of the bed. Its deep, purple eyes slightly narrowed, it let out a lazy, adorable meow at her, “Meow…” Fan group: 817058766

Power, beauty, wealth, the road to becoming an official is full of dangerous and beautiful roses...

"Technology changes life, making the world a better place." Firmly believing this statement, Li Er died from nuclear radiation and began his journey across different worlds-- "It's not me who is wrong, it's the world. Let's start by taking down Arasaka." "Impressive Cyber Prosthetics, good thing my Cybertron Prosthetics are not bad either."

Bei YueYue was known for her selflessness and kind nature. Eventually, she found herself in a new life as 'Huang Ying Yue', a notorious female antagonist infamous for her cruelty, ruthlessness, debauchery, and nymphomaniacal tendencies in the very immortal novel she had just read. In the storyline, the original 'Huang Ying Yue' committed numerous atrocious acts that alienated many formidable characters. Not only the protagonist of the novel but also all her suitors suffered harassment and maltreatment at the hands of 'her' in various disturbing ways. The path to immortality was fraught with peril, brimming with dangers and unpredictable threats. Evil cultivators and monstrous entities wreaked havoc, compelling all cultivators to unite against these malevolent forces. As Yueyue sought to fulfill her aspirations, she faced an array of powerful adversaries previously wronged by 'Huang Ying Yue', as well as confront the consequences of her predecessor's misdeeds. In addition, she had to contend with the icy beauty of Huang Bai Xing, the heroine surrounded by numerous charming men and extraordinary fortunes. Gifted with extraordinary abilities from the heavens, Huang Bai Xing, through her golden finger, continuously grew in strength, patiently waiting for her chance to take revenge on 'Huang Ying Yue'. Those in positions of power, along with Huang Bai Xing's allies, brandished their weapons, determined to deliver a severe punishment for the pain 'she' caused to their beloved. Fortunately, with the aid of a miraculous Ethereal small world bestowed upon her, Yueyue could cultivate spiritual plants, reap spiritual fruits, harness abundant spiritual energy, leaning countless spells, and enjoy the cleansing waters of the spiritual waterfall, all while maintaining a semblance of tranquility on her journey to immortality. Accompanied by her loyal beast army, she ventured down the cultivation path, encountering new friendships, love, challenges, thrills, and a mysterious past, all while transforming her fate and those around her into a brighter future. Unbeknownst to her, her innate charm and warm-heartedness attracted an unending stream of romantic interests, forever altering her once mundane existence. Just when she believed she could finally escape the life of a mere cannon fodder, she stumbled into even greater mess! Why are there so many protagonists in this narrative? What are they staring at her for with those strange and enigmatic looks? Warning: 1VN ending, one female end up with many men. There are taboo love here Please kindly read the tags before you immerse yourself in my world. Cover from: Webnovel AI Generator Character Image: Pinterest, Credit goes to all original owner My Instagram Account: Littlecarrot006_ My DISCORD Username: littlecarrot6510 My second book: Myth Of Miracle: Reborn To Defy My Fate That book is for participating in WSA 2024 (Progressing) #Portalspace #Reverseharem #Taboolove #Femaleleadxianxia #Xianxia #Np #Cultivation #Adventure #Immortality #polyandry #Manybeautifulmen #transmigrated #cannonfodder #Romance #Fighting #Beast #Multicontinents #Mysteriouspast #KindandgentleFLbutnotweak #Forgivebutnotforget #CleverFL

Bei Yue Yue war eine selbstlose und sanftmütige Person. Danach wanderte sie aus und wurde zu "Huang Ying Yue", einem weiblichen Kanonenfutter, das in dem unsterblichen Roman, den sie gerade gelesen hat, für seine Bösartigkeit, Gnadenlosigkeit, Geilheit und Unmenschlichkeit bekannt ist und eine nymphomanische Persönlichkeit hat. In dem Roman hat die ursprüngliche "Huang Ying Yue" unzählige böse Taten begangen und damit viele der mächtigen Charaktere im Inneren beleidigt. Nicht nur die Heldin des Romans, sondern auch alle Männer im Harem der Heldin wurden von "ihr" auf unterschiedliche Weise physisch und psychisch belästigt und missbraucht. Der Weg zur Unsterblichkeit ist voll von Stacheln, Gefahren und unvorhersehbaren Bedrohungen. Überall wimmelt es von bösen Kultivatoren, Monstern und Dämonen. Auf dem Weg zur Unsterblichkeit müssen sich alle Kultivierenden zusammentun, um diese bösen Wesen zu vernichten. Bei dem Versuch, ihr Ziel zu erreichen, muss sich YueYue zahllosen mächtigen Feinden stellen, die "Huang Ying Yue" in der Vergangenheit beleidigt hat, sowie den Schulden, die "Huang Ying Yue" begangen hat. Gleichzeitig muss sie sich mit der eisbergschönen Heldin Huang Bai Xing auseinandersetzen, die von unzähligen schönen Männern und himmelstürmenden Reichtümern umgeben ist. Mit goldenen Fingern und der Liebe des Himmels erhielt Huang Bai Xing goldene Finger. Mit goldenen Fingern, Huang Bai Xing wuchs stärker von Tag zu Tag und warten auf die beste Gelegenheit, um "Huang Ying Yue" zu töten. Mächtige Leute, Huang Bai Xing's Männer, einer nach dem anderen nehmen ihre Waffen heraus, beabsichtigen zu töten und ihr eine schreckliche Lektion zu erteilen, weil "sie" ihre geliebte Frau verletzt hat. Glücklicherweise konnte sie mit der himmelstürmenden ätherischen kleinen Welt, die sie erhalten hatte, die spirituellen Pflanzen pflanzen, die spirituellen Früchte ernten, sich mit der reichhaltigen spirituellen Kraft kultivieren und die Zeit betrügen, indem sie mit dem spirituellen Wasserfall im Inneren des Raumes badete, während sie ihr "friedliches" Leben auf dem Weg der Unsterblichkeit weiterführte. Mit ihrer treuen Tierarmee machte sie sich auf den Weg der Kultivierung, um neue Menschen, Liebe, Freundschaft, Schwierigkeiten, Aufregung und eine geheimnisvolle Vergangenheit kennenzulernen, während sie ihr eigenes Schicksal und das aller Menschen um sie herum für eine bessere Zukunft veränderte. Unbewusst war ihr nicht einmal bewusst, dass sie aufgrund ihrer Persönlichkeit unzählige Pfirsichblüten anzieht, die ihr tristes Leben für immer verändern. Warnung: 1VN Ende, eine Frau endet mit vielen Männern. Es gibt Tabu-Liebe (aber nicht hirnlos) Bitte lesen Sie die Tags, bevor Sie in meine Welt eintauchen. Cover von: Pinterest, Credit geht an den richtigen vollen Besitzer. Mein Instagram Account: Littlecarrot006_ Mein DISCORD-Benutzername: littlecarrot6510 https://discord.gg/8tn2JkKs. Mein zweites Buch: Mythos des Wunders: Wiedergeboren, um meinem Schicksal zu trotzen Dieses Buch ist für die Teilnahme am WSA 2024 (Progressing) #Portalspace #Reverseharem #Tabu #Darkromance #Femaleleadxianxia #Xianxia #Np #Kultivierung #Abenteuer #Immortalität #Polyandry #Manybeautifulmen #transmigrated #cannonfodder #Romance #Fighting #Beast #Multicontinents #Mysteriouspast #KindandgentleFLbutnotweak #Vergebenabernichtvergessen #CleverFL

The Mountain Eagle launches a life-or-death chase against human traffickers, stepping into a lawless land... This is the dark side of the legal world, a crazy world built on 3 trillion in dirty money each year! Here you can buy anything you can imagine! The ones who rule this world are bankers, lawyers, accountants, brokers... They say that whoever controls the money, controls the power! When everyone tells the Mountain Eagle money is everything... When fairness and justice no longer exist... Carrying his hacks, the Mountain Eagle chooses to tear through this chaotic world! Mountain Eagle: Everyone can only live once, I may not be able to solve the problem, but I will solve those who create the problem!