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One day, a programmer went to the interviewer and asked him,"Do you know how to write a function?"
The programmer replied," I know I can write a function that takes a single argument and returns another function."
The interviewer asked,"Can you write this function?"
The programmer replied," No, I can't. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return to another function."
The interviewer asked,"What's so difficult about that?"
The programmer replied," The hard part is that I can make this function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions."
The interviewer was shocked and asked the programmer,"Can you let me demonstrate?"
The programmer replied," Of course I can. I can make a function accept a single argument and then return a list of functions."
So the interviewer wrote a function and showed the programmer how to write it. The programmer looked at the presentation and suddenly laughed." This function takes a single argument and returns a list containing the function. This is a joke about a list function!"
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2024-09-22 23:06
What are some hilarious cartoon jokes?
Well, one could be: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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2025-06-07 17:38
Hilarious Mothers Day Jokes and Funny Anecdotes
Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.
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2024-10-27 04:35
Games, jokes, hilarious, variety novels, recommendations
The following are some recommendations for funny variety novels:
1. [You Two Dimensional Players Really Know How to Play] Author: Big Dumb Dan. The novel was set in a game and described the protagonist's hilarious experience on a game variety show.
2. " Participating in a romance show, this young hunk is too down-to-earth." Author: It's not garlic but narcissus. This novel also used the game variety show as its theme and described the funny plot of the young hunk in the show.
These novels were all set in game variety shows, bringing joy and laughter to the readers through humorous plots. They are suitable for readers who like games and jokes.
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2024-12-28 05:34
Telugu Funny Jokes Stories: Share some hilarious Telugu jokes or stories.
Here is a Telugu joke. A man goes to a fruit seller and asks, 'How much for one mango?' The seller says, '10 rupees.' The man says, 'I will take 10 for 50 rupees.' The seller is shocked and says, 'Are you mad? I can't do that.' The man replies, 'Well, you should learn from my tailor. He stitches one suit for me and gives me two shirts for free!'
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2024-12-08 02:05
Best Jokes with a Story: Share Some Hilarious Ones
Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This is a simple but funny joke. The play on words is that 'turned into' can mean physically transform but here it means he just entered the store in a humorous way.
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2024-10-27 23:38
What kind of animal cartoon jokes are the most hilarious?
I think the ones with funny expressions and unexpected situations involving cats and dogs are often the funniest.
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2025-05-05 08:39
Ask for 5 hilarious jokes about the characters in Journey to the West.
Sun Wukong pushed Tang Sanzang into the river. Tang Sanzang said,"I'm wet." Sun Wukong said that he was wet, so he was wet. It was all because he was lazy.
Monk Sand asked Tang Sanzang,"Master, how do you feel after you die?" Tang Sanzang said,"If you're dead, then you're dead. What else can you feel?"
3 Bajie went to beg for food and met a monster. The monster said,"Bajie, change your appearance." Bajie said, I don't want to change. I like my original self. The monster said,"Then why didn't you change earlier?"
4. Monk Tang was taken away by a monster. Sun Wukong and Monk Sand went to save Monk Tang. Monk Sand said,"Master, let's tie the monster up with a rope and throw him into the sea." Tang Sanzang said,"Okay, then you go get the rope." Sun Wukong said,"Don't worry, I'll go sharpen a sharp axe."
5. Tang Sanzang was captured by a demon. Sun Wukong went to save Tang Sanzang, but Tang Sanzang was turned into a stone by the demon. Sun Wukong said,"So you are such a monster. No wonder I didn't warn you."
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2025-03-11 07:12
Ask for 5 hilarious jokes about the characters in Journey to the West.
Sun Wukong felt that Monk Sand walked slowly, so he turned himself into a gust of wind and blew Monk Sand away. Monk Sand turned around to chase after him, but he found that he had been blown to Africa.
2. On the way to the Western Heaven, Tang Sanzang and his disciples took out Tang Sanzang's staff and ate it because they were hungry. As a result, the staff turned into a lamb.
3 Monk Sand said to Tang Sanzang,"Master, I saw a beautiful woman swimming in the river. Her head seemed to have sunk to the bottom." "Oh, then she must be eating Tang Sanzang's meat," said Tang Sanzang.
In order to prove that he was not a monster, Sun Wukong went to the hotel for dinner. As a result, he took out the Jingu Bang and turned all the dishes on the menu into the shape of the Jingu Bang.
In order to lose weight, Monk Sand decided to walk to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, so he began his long journey. Later, he heard that if he walked fast, he could find water in the desert, so he quickened his pace and ran to Russia.
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2025-03-08 08:47
What are some really hilarious gardening jokes and funny stories?
Here's another joke. What's a gardener's favorite type of movie? A plant - based thriller! It combines the idea of plants which are central to gardening with the genre of thriller movies in a humorous way.
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2024-12-11 20:55
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