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In a land where no magic is present. A land where the strong make the rules and the weak have to obey. A land filled with alluring treasures and beauty, yet also filled with unforeseen danger. Three years ago, Xiao Yan, who had shown talents none had seen in decades, suddenly lost everything. His powers, his reputation, and his promise to his mother. What sorcery has caused him to lose all of his powers? And why has his fiancee suddenly shown up?

Amidst a disaster, an orphan contracts a sickness. In his waking hours, he is tormented by his ailment, but when he slumbers, there is infinite darkness. One day, when he was five years old, a strange Fate Trickster appeared in his dreams. Ten years later, he dreams of becoming a lord. To do so, he takes a chance to trade his fate! That day, Wang Zhong once again stood at the gates of the Tianjing Heroic Soul Academy. He was about to start a brand new life.

After transmigrating, Su Ying, Major General of the End Times War Troops, became a b*tch who conspired with a jerk to murder her husband. As soon as she transmigrated, she found herself stuck with two children and a handicapped husband who could end her life at any moment. Su Ying waved her hand dismissively. This was a piece of cake compared to the injuries she had dealt with on the battlefield. She had even suffered from not having food or water whilst being hunted down. This was a walk in a park. Su Ying had her own space for resources. She had meat in one hand and alcohol in the other. She'd kill every assassin who came her way. Not only was she able to heal her handicapped husband, but she also managed to raise her children well. She built a house and farmland around it. She eventually established her own civilization and empire. She was the queen of her own nation. Once her husband fully recovered, she helped him by clearing his name and getting back everything that belonged to him in Shangjing. She then tossed divorce papers on the table so that they could part ways and enjoy their own lives away from each other. He clenched his jaw. "Try getting a divorce if you dare!" Her two children wrapped their arms around her legs. "Mommy, don't you want your babies anymore?" Su Ying placed one hand on her forehead. Fine, I'll take them all!

Good and bad luck has followed Zach ever since he was five. Poor guy. His life has been far from the sweet and peaceful paradise one might expect of the youngest son of one of only four dukes in a great Empire. But a little more excitement than expected doesn't stop him from pursuing his dreams of summoning, and perhaps his luck is finally turning once he manages to summon something great. Armed with maids, a scummy gift of luck, and a strong will, Zach sets out to live life as he pleases, even to the annoyance of those around him. First stop: The Academy.

Tong, a sinner who was suffering endless torment in hell because of his mistake he had done in his previous life, was giving other chance to redeem himself by the devil. All he had to do was participating in the redemption program, organized by the gods and the devils. He would be reincarnated as a random citizen of China during the end of the era of the East Han, and the prelude of the era of the Three Kingdoms. He would also retain his memory and a cheat skill that he designed for himself. Tong later found himself reincarnated as Zhang Tong, the son of the Yellow Turbans leader, Zhang Jiao. The problem didn't end with just the dilemma of the Yellow Turbans Army. It appeared that other than him, there were 99 others from the modern world that reincarnated into this timeline with him as well. This redemption program by the gods and devils didn't seem to be simple. There was definitely something fishy going on. Then the hidden agenda revealed itself to the reincarnators. Zhang Tong had to utilize everything by any means necessary to survive this ordeal. -------------------------------------------------- This series is completed. Sequal: Lilim Heritage Online -------------------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/gRSnV3B --------------------------------------------------

Check my other work: Unfortunate Hero's Retirement Life [ https://www.webnovel.com/book/14283830905864805/Unfortunate-Hero's-Retirement-Life ] Humanity is trying to overcome a crisis that has occurred on Earth, but all effort has become futile. In the face of a dead end, waiting only for the destruction of the Earth, a voice suddenly rang out broadcast to the whole planet. Ding !!! "Battle of Ascension Phase 1: Preparation, begin!" Ding !!! "Battle System will active after Phase 1 starts" === Special thanks for Butterz --------------------------------------------------

That feeling of ripping through your enemies and the feel of their hot blood washing over your body. What better way to relax the body after a glorious victory than indulging in the carnal pleasure from conquered women. All Evary Seth desires is supreme power, carnal pleasure, to screw his wife whenever he can and of course, to conquer his ridiculously powerful mother-in-law. Seth wants to be the strongest, but who is stronger? A primordial fiend? Or its creator, a God? What do Gods do when their biggest attack dog turns on them. ****** This book screams smut but please don't forget the first word in its title, do expect smut, but also expect a superb plot with character development and a touch of romance all the way to the end. The book cover isn't mine, if you're the artist behind this masterpiece, and you want me to take it down! I would gladly do it, just inform me in the comments! Cover illustration credit: Unknown

The Buddha said all beings are equal, so why then does he sit high on the peak of Mount Meru, issuing commands and directions? Tathagata, you owe me five hundred years! A Monkey King who could recall past and present lives, this time, could he leap out of Tathagata's palm? … [Guaranteed three updates every day, never to fall behind, or may I chop off my own hand.]

Betrayed by his family. Hunted by the heavens. Born with a curse that left him a cripple. Jin Mu should have died forgotten. But the blood in his veins is no ordinary blood. It is the last remnant of the God-Slayer’s lineage—a storm that even the heavens cannot chain. When fate awakens his storm-qi, the cripple becomes a monster who fights with fists like thunder and eyes that blaze with golden fire. Every step he takes defies the heavens, every battle forces the storm to bend to his will. Yet his path is drenched in blood. Rivals scheme, beasts devour, and the sects would rather see him buried than watch him rise. But Jin Mu’s bloodline carries a terror none can match: the Blood Rage Domain, a power unique to him alone, awakening step by step until it can drag the blood from the veins of Gods. In the Mortal Realm, he fights through beasts, tombs, and trials, forging arts that make even elders whisper in fear. In higher realms, he will uncover his father’s secret: the Godslaying Sword, forged to cut down gods themselves. This is not the story of a hero. This is the rise of a storm, a son who will tear apart the heavens themselves— until even the Gods learn to fear his name. Storm doesn’t bow. Storm doesn’t break. Jin Mu’s war has only begun

In his first life, he was the hero who brought peace to the world In his second life. he was the Devil who destroyed the world In his fourth life was the greatest player and enemy of all men. In a world without energy where no one can cultivate, the illegitimate child Shi Tu does not know what he will be this time, but has to break his prison first.